Lol, Bates...
Im joking
I just generally got fed up with morons calling me constantly so, went up a limit
It doesnt always work

Both these hands im just trying to bluff it...
SB: $10.7
BB: $7.65
UTG1: $22.65
UTG2: $25
Hero: $26.72
MP2: $28.65
MP3: $39.59
CO: $6.9
BU: $8.52
0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A, 6 (Comment)
2 folds, Hero calls $0.25, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $0.25, 3 folds, BB checks.
Flop: ($0.85) A, K, J (3 players) (Comment)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.4, MP3 raises to $1.00, BB folds, Hero raises to $1.90, MP3 raises to $2.80, Hero calls $0.90.
Turn: ($6.45) 5 (2 players) (Comment)
Hero bets $6.13, MP3 calls $6.13.
River: ($18.71) T (2 players) (Comment)
Hero bets $8, MP3 calls $8.00.
Final Pot: $34.71
Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows (Ad 6d)
MP3 shows two-pair, kings and jacks (Ks Jd)
MP3 wins with two-pair, kings and jacks (Ks Jd)
Hero: $11.46
BB: $28.65
UTG1: $53.1
UTG2: $6.9
MP1: $8.52
MP2: $10.6
MP3: $7.3
CO: $22.3
BU: $25
0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy.com Elephant 0.102 by
http://www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, J (Comment)
UTG1 calls $0.25, 3 folds, MP3 calls $0.25, CO folds, BU calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.15, BB checks.
Flop: ($1.25) K, T, 5 (5 players) (Comment)
Hero bets $1, 3 folds, BU calls $1.00.
Turn: ($3.25) T (2 players) (Comment)
Hero bets $1, BU raises to $3.00, Hero raises to $10.21 (All-In), BU calls $7.21.
River: ($23.67) Q (2 players) (Comment)
Final Pot: $23.67
Results follow (highlight to see):
BU shows a full-house, tens full of queens (Qd Td)
Hero shows (Qc Jh)
BU wins with a full-house, tens full of queens (Qd Td)
But One hand and im back + ..
Hero: $29.29
BB: $25
MP3: $32.23
CO: $25
BU: $32.22
0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy.com Elephant 0.102 by
http://www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K (Comment)
2 folds, BU raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.65, BB folds.
Flop: ($1.75) 5, 4, 3 (2 players) (Comment)
Hero checks, BU bets $0.83, Hero raises to $4.16, BU calls $3.33.
Turn: ($10.07) T (2 players) (Comment)
Hero checks, BU bets $4.78, Hero raises to $9.56, BU raises to $27.31 (All-In), Hero calls $14.82 (All-In).
River: ($61.76) A (2 players) (Comment)
Final Pot: $61.76
Results follow (highlight to see):
BU shows a pair of tens (Tc 9c)
Hero shows a pair of kings (Ks Kc)
BU wins with a pair of tens (Tc 9c)
Hero wins with a pair of kings (Ks Kc)
Shit myself when the A came out.