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    • belthazorrrr
      belthazorrrr
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      Joined: 12.02.2011 Posts: 1,334
      $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
      FullTiltPoker
      6 Players
      Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

      Stacks:
      UTG kamilo85 ($10)
      UTG+1 KievMakaveli ($10.98)
      CO alesha_ya ($13.77)
      BTN Bogatir777 ($8.04)
      SB Hero ($11.82)
      BB Overlord116 ($28.07)

      Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Hero is SB 9:heart: 9:spade:
      4 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, Overlord116 calls $0.20

      Flop: K:heart: 4:spade: 9:diamond: ($0.60, 2 players)
      Hero bets $0.40, Overlord116 raises to $0.80, Hero calls $0.40

      Turn: 10:club: ($2.20, 2 players)
      Hero checks, Overlord116 bets $1.30, Hero raises to $3.20, Overlord116 calls $1.90

      River: 10:heart: ($8.60, 2 players)
      Hero bets $6, Overlord116 goes all-in $23.77, Hero calls $1.52

      Final Pot: $39.89
      Hero shows
      9:heart: 9:spade:
      Overlord116 shows
      10:diamond: K:club:

      Overlord116 wins $38.32 (net +$10.25)

      Hero lost $11.82


      $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
      FullTiltPoker
      6 Players
      Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

      Stacks:
      UTG jagaa7777 ($8.41)
      UTG+1 Hero ($20.63)
      CO SIS13007 ($10.37)
      BTN NWalsh88 ($14.23)
      SB Popeskul ($16.04)
      BB Rik1980 ($15.27)

      Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 7:heart: 9:heart:
      jagaa7777 raises to $0.35, Hero calls $0.35, 4 folds

      Flop: 9:diamond: 7:diamond: J:club: ($0.85, 2 players)
      jagaa7777 bets $0.85, Hero raises to $3.20, jagaa7777 goes all-in $8.06, Hero calls $4.86

      Turn: 10:club: ($16.97, 2 players, 1 all-in)

      River: 10:spade: ($16.97, 2 players, 1 all-in)

      Final Pot: $16.97
      jagaa7777 shows
      A:diamond: A:club:
      Hero shows
      7:heart: 9:heart:

      jagaa7777 wins $15.84 (net +$7.43)

      Hero lost $8.41
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    • NightFrostaSS
      NightFrostaSS
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      Joined: 25.10.2008 Posts: 5,255
      Knock knock
    • belthazorrrr
      belthazorrrr
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      Joined: 12.02.2011 Posts: 1,334
      Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
      Knock knock

      $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
      FullTiltPoker
      6 Players
      Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

      Stacks:
      UTG micern ($10.05)
      UTG+1 -Diogo-Rego-BR ($12.59)
      CO KingMAS ($8.90)
      BTN Tiiiigrrrra ($10.15)
      SB SilverMoons ($2.17)
      BB Hero ($13.60)

      Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Hero is BB Q:club: Q:heart:
      3 folds, Tiiiigrrrra raises to $0.35, SilverMoons calls $0.30, Hero raises to $1.40, Tiiiigrrrra raises to $4.55, SilverMoons calls $1.82, Hero calls $3.15

      Flop: 10:club: 6:spade: J:heart: ($11.27, 3 players)
      Hero checks, Tiiiigrrrra bets $2.25, Hero goes all-in $9.05, Tiiiigrrrra calls $3.35

      Turn: 4:diamond: ($25.92, 3 players, 1 all-in)

      River: Q:spade: ($25.92, 3 players, 1 all-in)

      Final Pot: $25.92
      Hero shows
      Q:club: Q:heart:
      Tiiiigrrrra shows
      A:diamond: K:diamond:
      SilverMoons shows
      3:heart: 3:club:

      Tiiiigrrrra wins $20.98 (net +$10.83)

      Hero collects $3.45 (net -$10.15)
      SilverMoons lost $2.17
    • joeldowey123
      joeldowey123
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      Joined: 09.06.2010 Posts: 961
      the 1st hand, i dont like the call of the raise! he is showing strength, id 4bet to something like $3 there

      then on the turn your raise isnt big enough, ig be getting it in on the flop if i could but def on the turn.

      the other 2 hands u get ul but the 1st one was played badly IMO

      submit it for review in the hands evaluation, id like to see what they make of it! i may be wrong but who knows!
    • belthazorrrr
      belthazorrrr
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      Joined: 12.02.2011 Posts: 1,334
      yeah played bad i want put all the money in and sucked out this is a joke ffs
    • fuzzyfish
      fuzzyfish
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      Joined: 12.01.2010 Posts: 862
      Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
      Knock knock
      Whos there?
    • joeldowey123
      joeldowey123
      Silver
      Joined: 09.06.2010 Posts: 961
      Originally posted by belthazorrrr
      yeah played bad i want put all the money in and sucked out this is a joke ffs
      i dont know if you're being sarcastic or not, i agreed u got sucked out on on the other two but u kinda let him get there on the 1st one! no hand is won till the final card is dealt man!

      just dont let it get to you and realise this sorta shit will happen over and over again! this wont be the last time someone sucks out on you!
    • Alficor1
      Alficor1
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      Joined: 16.06.2010 Posts: 7,291
      Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
      Knock knock
      Best post itt so far.
    • belthazorrrr
      belthazorrrr
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      Joined: 12.02.2011 Posts: 1,334
      Originally posted by joeldowey123
      Originally posted by belthazorrrr
      yeah played bad i want put all the money in and sucked out this is a joke ffs
      i dont know if you're being sarcastic or not, i agreed u got sucked out on on the other two but u kinda let him get there on the 1st one! no hand is won till the final card is dealt man!

      just dont let it get to you and realise this sorta shit will happen over and over again! this wont be the last time someone sucks out on you!
      AND THE JOKE KEEPS

      $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
      FullTiltPoker
      6 Players
      Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

      Stacks:
      UTG Aml86 ($9.55)
      UTG+1 Dikbil ($7.94)
      CO Hero ($10)
      BTN LOVI_A ($10.65)
      SB 8ololo8 ($10)
      BB -Diogo-Rego-BR ($10.83)

      Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Hero is CO 5:spade: 5:heart:
      Aml86 raises to $0.30, Dikbil calls $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, 3 folds

      Flop: 8:heart: 5:diamond: J:diamond: ($1.05, 3 players)
      Aml86 bets $0.80, Dikbil calls $0.80, Hero raises to $2.20, Aml86 goes all-in $9.25, Dikbil calls $6.84, Hero calls $7.05

      Turn: 2:heart: ($27.19, 3 players, 1 all-in)

      River: 7:heart: ($27.19, 3 players, 1 all-in)

      Final Pot: $27.19
      Aml86 shows
      A:heart: A:spade:
      Dikbil shows
      9:diamond: 10:club:
      Hero shows
      5:spade: 5:heart:

      Dikbil wins $22.38 (net +$14.44)

      Hero collects $3 (net -$6.55)
      Aml86 lost $9.55
    • IIJonasII
      IIJonasII
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      Joined: 05.11.2009 Posts: 126
      I think you are unluckiest man on earth.
    • yankomania
      yankomania
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      Joined: 07.10.2010 Posts: 123
      ok, it's NL2, but we went all-in on the flop after couple reraises :

    • rbdflyboy
      rbdflyboy
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      Joined: 15.07.2008 Posts: 56
      A friend introduced me to this game. He told me to always remember this game is cyclic. Cards tend to come in cycles. I've experienced these same senarios more times than I care to remember. That's when I take his experience for myself and study. The ace in the hole...people...totally unpredictable. There is always someone who is willing to take a chance at random. And/or is this person on cycle? It's nice when it happens otherwise hell. I've hit it at final tables with less than 1BB and cashed (or won) top 3. Applying SSS is was did it for me and hittin the cycle as well.

      Nice hand
    • belthazorrrr
      belthazorrrr
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      Joined: 12.02.2011 Posts: 1,334
      Originally posted by yankomania
      ok, it's NL2, but we went all-in on the flop after couple reraises :

      holdem manager refers that my winnings should be +100$ y baby keep breaking
    • belthazorrrr
      belthazorrrr
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      Joined: 12.02.2011 Posts: 1,334
      Originally posted by belthazorrrr
      Originally posted by yankomania
      ok, it's NL2, but we went all-in on the flop after couple reraises :

      holdem manager refers that my winnings should be +100$ y baby keep breaking
      holdem manager refers that my winnings should be +100$ y baby keep breaking
    • belthazorrrr
      belthazorrrr
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      Joined: 12.02.2011 Posts: 1,334
      i am a new player to online poker.but my soul hated poker.running below ev with -30$ at all in ev but i was up 80$ i had 22bb/100.As far as can see from my results i am a good player.But i cant win rigged poker.So i would splash my last dollars today and i never ever again play online poker.cu
    • Jim4rdo
      Jim4rdo
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      Joined: 03.10.2010 Posts: 1,252
      Online poker is not rigged, it's just random cards being dealth through an RNG.

      Me thinks you needed to read a bit on poker mindset and such.

      There's really no point thinking everything is against you, you have to remember poker is short term loss, long term profit mindset. But there you go!
    • belthazorrrr
      belthazorrrr
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      Joined: 12.02.2011 Posts: 1,334
      man because my psychology is broken today.when i play so many hands and i see the bad are even with the logical results so something is wrong in online.these things never happen to live for example.i played so much sit n gos but i cant stand that a-k vs a-2 is always 50-50 and not 70-30
    • Jim4rdo
      Jim4rdo
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      Joined: 03.10.2010 Posts: 1,252
      ak vs a2 is a 73% favourite to win, so basically you've tilted and you're putting your personal short term experiences as fact.

      anyway, i really dislike your attitude overall, and posts in other threads :\

      think you need to chill a bit dude
    • EmanuelC16
      EmanuelC16
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      Joined: 02.01.2010 Posts: 13,897
      Originally posted by fuzzyfish
      Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
      Knock knock
      Whos there?
      online poker.
    • belthazorrrr
      belthazorrrr
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      Joined: 12.02.2011 Posts: 1,334
      $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
      FullTiltPoker
      6 Players
      Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

      Stacks:
      UTG matka27 ($4)
      UTG+1 wicker101 ($10.05)
      CO Rsilva7 ($4.09)
      BTN bigdaddycanuck ($13.65)
      SB Hero ($16.90)
      BB Nunitz ($26.33)

      Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Hero is SB J:club: A:spade:
      3 folds, bigdaddycanuck raises to $0.35, Hero calls $0.30, Nunitz raises to $1.60, bigdaddycanuck calls $1.25, Hero calls $1.25

      Flop: J:heart: 5:spade: A:heart: ($4.80, 3 players)
      Hero checks, Nunitz bets $2.40, bigdaddycanuck folds, Hero raises to $5.50, Nunitz calls $3.10

      Turn: 10:diamond: ($15.80, 2 players)
      Hero bets $6, Nunitz goes all-in $19.23, Hero calls $3.80

      River: 6:heart: ($44.83, 2 players, 1 all-in)

      Final Pot: $44.83
      Hero shows
      J:club: A:spade:
      Nunitz shows
      Q:club: K:heart:

      Nunitz wins $42.83 (net +$16.50)

      Hero lost $16.90
      bigdaddycanuck lost $1.60
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