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I can dodge bad beats, baby... or not...

    • luizsilveira
      Joined: 27.11.2010 Posts: 2,320
      I'm a bit bored so just posting a funny one (in case someone out there is too :D ).

      Pacific Poker - $0.06 NL - Holdem - 6 players

      MP: $5.72
      CO: $5.50
      Hero (BTN): $7.48
      SB: $6.99
      BB: $10.38
      UTG: $4.32

      SB posts SB $0.03, BB posts BB $0.06

      Pre Flop: ($0.09) Hero has 5:club: 5:spade:

      fold, MP calls $0.06, CO raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, SB calls $0.27, fold, MP calls $0.24

      Flop: ($1.26, 4 players) 5:diamond: K:diamond: K:spade:
      SB checks, MP checks, CO checks,

      Ok, flopped a monster. BUT I was feeling bored and "creative" (bad player feeling creative is a bad sign), so I thought I would slowplay. Out of all those villains, one of them might hit the flush and pay me out good... so...

      Hero checks

      Turn: ($1.26, 4 players) J:diamond:
      SB checks, MP checks, CO checks,

      hmmm. No flush yet, everyone checked... I should bet. BUT... I have position SO I'll wait to raised their asses off on the river. So...

      Hero checks

      River: ($1.26, 4 players) J:club:

      SB bets $0.94, MP calls $0.94, CO calls $0.94,

      Holy *****. Now I'm screwed. So... fold

      SB shows A:heart: K:heart: (Full House, Kings full of Jacks) (PreFlop 46%, Flop 66%, Turn 15%)
      MP mucks 9:heart: J:heart: (Full House, Jacks full of Kings) (PreFlop 29%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
      CO mucks A:diamond: T:diamond: (Flush, Ace High) (PreFlop 24%, Flop 33%, Turn 85%)
      SB wins $3.88

      What a feeling... I can dodge bad beats, yeeeahh.


      But then this comes at a late SNG:

      Pacific Poker - $1+$0.20|75/150 NL - Holdem - 3 players

      SB: 6,769.00
      BB: 3,019.00
      Hero (BTN): 2,212.00

      SB posts SB 75.00, BB posts BB 150.00

      Pre Flop: (225.00) Hero has T:heart: 9:diamond:

      Hero raises to 300.00, fold, BB calls 150.00

      Flop: (675.00, 2 players) 9:club: 8:diamond: Q:club:
      BB checks, Hero bets 450.00, BB calls 450.00

      Turn: (1575.00, 2 players) Q:spade:
      BB checks, Hero bets 1,462.00, BB calls 1,462.00

      River: (4499.00, 2 players) T:diamond:

      BB shows K:spade: J:heart: (Straight, King High) (PreFlop 65%, Flop 23%, Turn 14%)
      Hero shows T:heart: 9:diamond: (Two Pair, Queens and Tens) (PreFlop 35%, Flop 77%, Turn 86%)
      BB wins 4,499.00

      And the universe is back in it's place.

      Peace (and flame me it will :f_cool: )

      (edited for aesthetic reasons)
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