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Variance SO Cash

    • Slimijs
      Joined: 22.01.2011 Posts: 98
      Had a terrible day playing poker. Had to make fun of a bad situation.

      Hey Faggots,

      I am variance, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day folding your -EV hands. You are everything bad in the world of poker. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Royal flushes? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of fishes because they like to chase their draws, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Jennifer Tilly.

      Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much random. I was a nightmare on Full Tilt, and the starter of your bankroll's downfall. What sports do you play, other than “press fold when reraised by naked Japanese donks”? I don't care if you get straight AA's, and have been hanging with a lot of donks (One just bad beated a regular; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

      Thanks for listening.

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