fuck off

    • grindtolive
      grindtolive
      Global
      Joined: 12.03.2012 Posts: 468
      I dont want to post hands but the same shit happens one month now


      Table 1:


      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $200(BB) Replayer
      SB ($1,950)
      BB ($1,680)
      UTG ($3,750)
      Hero ($1,805)
      CO ($2,630)
      BTN ($1,685)

      Dealt to Hero 6:spade: 6:heart:

      fold, Hero raises to $1,805 (AI), fold, fold, fold, BB calls $1,480 (AI)

      FLOP ($3,460) J:club: 4:diamond: 8:heart:

      TURN ($3,460) J:club: 4:diamond: 8:heart: A:diamond:

      RIVER ($3,460) J:club: 4:diamond: 8:heart: A:diamond: 3:diamond:

      Hero shows 6:spade: 6:heart:
      (Pre 19%, Flop 10.0%, Turn 4.5%)

      BB shows K:club: K:heart:
      (Pre 81%, Flop 90.0%, Turn 95.5%)

      BB wins $3,460


      Table2:

      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $20(BB) Replayer
      SB ($1,420)
      BB ($1,500)
      Hero ($1,360)
      UTG+1 ($1,500)
      UTG+2 ($1,330)
      MP1 ($1,920)
      MP2 ($1,550)
      CO ($1,450)
      BTN ($1,470)

      Dealt to Hero 6:spade: 6:diamond:

      Hero calls $20, fold, UTG+2 raises to $40, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls $30, BB calls $20, Hero calls $20

      FLOP ($160) T:heart: 6:club: 9:club:

      SB bets $80, BB calls $80, Hero raises to $320, UTG+2 folds, SB folds, BB raises to $1,460 (AI), Hero calls $1,000 (AI)

      TURN ($2,880) T:heart: 6:club: 9:club: J:spade:

      RIVER ($2,880) T:heart: 6:club: 9:club: J:spade: T:spade:

      BB shows 9:diamond: T:club:
      (Pre 49%, Flop 22.1%, Turn 9.1%)

      Hero shows 6:spade: 6:diamond:
      (Pre 51%, Flop 77.9%, Turn 90.9%)

      BB wins $2,880

      table3:

      Villain is 50/50 filtered in 23 hands but ofc he has a hand


      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $200(BB) Replayer
      SB ($1,950)
      BB ($8,270)
      CO ($1,765)
      Hero ($1,515)

      Dealt to Hero J:heart: A:diamond:

      CO raises to $600, Hero raises to $1,515 (AI), fold, fold, CO calls $915

      FLOP ($3,330) 4:heart: 3:diamond: 2:club:

      TURN ($3,330) 4:heart: 3:diamond: 2:club: 9:heart:

      RIVER ($3,330) 4:heart: 3:diamond: 2:club: 9:heart: 4:spade:

      CO shows T:heart: T:spade:
      (Pre 57%, Flop 62.7%, Turn 77.3%)

      Hero shows J:heart: A:diamond:
      (Pre 43%, Flop 37.3%, Turn 22.7%)

      CO wins $3,330

      table4:


      ofc i loose many bbs because of the cooler in the end from the fish who dont know he has nuts

      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $30(BB) Replayer
      SB ($2,037)
      BB ($900)
      UTG ($1,480)
      UTG+1 ($1,735)
      UTG+2 ($1,529)
      MP1 ($1,309)
      MP2 ($1,590)
      CO ($1,465)
      Hero ($1,455)

      Dealt to Hero 9:spade: 9:heart:

      fold, fold, fold, MP1 calls $30, fold, fold, Hero raises to $120, fold, fold, MP1 calls $90

      FLOP ($285) 7:club: T:club: A:heart:

      MP1 checks, Hero bets $180, MP1 calls $180

      TURN ($645) 7:club: T:club: A:heart: Q:diamond:

      MP1 bets $30, Hero calls $30

      RIVER ($705) 7:club: T:club: A:heart: Q:diamond: 9:diamond:

      MP1 bets $30, Hero raises to $360, MP1 calls $330

      MP1 shows J:spade: K:spade:
      (Pre 48%, Flop 39.2%, Turn 100.0%)

      Hero shows 9:spade: 9:heart:
      (Pre 52%, Flop 60.8%, Turn 0.0%)

      MP1 wins $1,425

      table 5:

      ofc he will hit one outer

      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $100(BB) Replayer
      SB ($1,620)
      Hero ($1,130)
      UTG ($1,585)
      UTG+1 ($4,305)
      UTG+2 ($1,495)
      CO ($1,060)
      BTN ($2,305)

      Dealt to Hero 9:spade: 8:spade:

      fold, fold, fold, CO calls $100, fold, fold, Hero checks

      FLOP ($250) 4:club: 6:diamond: 8:club:

      Hero bets $187, CO calls $187

      TURN ($624) 4:club: 6:diamond: 8:club: 9:diamond:

      Hero checks, CO bets $773 (AI), Hero calls $773

      RIVER ($2,170) 4:club: 6:diamond: 8:club: 9:diamond: J:heart:

      CO shows 9:heart: J:diamond:
      (Pre 67%, Flop 16.5%, Turn 6.8%)

      Hero shows 9:spade: 8:spade:
      (Pre 33%, Flop 83.5%, Turn 93.2%)

      CO wins $2,170

      table6:

      ofc the bb will have a hand

      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $150(BB) Replayer
      Hero ($1,680)
      BB ($3,315)
      UTG ($1,440)
      CO ($5,150)
      BTN ($1,915)

      Dealt to Hero A:diamond: 2:diamond:

      fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1,680 (AI), BB calls $1,530

      FLOP ($3,360) A:heart: J:diamond: 9:heart:

      TURN ($3,360) A:heart: J:diamond: 9:heart: 5:heart:

      RIVER ($3,360) A:heart: J:diamond: 9:heart: 5:heart: 4:club:

      Hero shows A:diamond: 2:diamond:
      (Pre 32%, Flop 4.9%, Turn 0.0%)

      BB shows J:heart: J:club:
      (Pre 68%, Flop 95.1%, Turn 100.0%)

      BB wins $3,360

      table7:

      big stack villain win 3 all ins preflop with a7 a6 at but now ofc i coinflip with him

      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $50(BB) Replayer
      SB ($231)
      BB ($1,485)
      Hero ($1,240)
      UTG+1 ($1,075)
      UTG+2 ($1,335)
      CO ($1,595)
      BTN ($6,539)

      Dealt to Hero Q:club: A:heart:

      Hero raises to $125, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $125, SB raises to $231 (AI), fold, Hero calls $106, BTN raises to $1,300, Hero calls $1,009 (AI)

      FLOP ($2,761) T:heart: 4:diamond: 7:spade:

      TURN ($2,761) T:heart: 4:diamond: 7:spade: 3:spade:

      RIVER ($2,761) T:heart: 4:diamond: 7:spade: 3:spade: 2:spade:

      Hero shows Q:club: A:heart:
      (Pre 36%, Flop 24.6%, Turn 9.5%)

      BTN shows 5:club: 5:spade:
      (Pre 32%, Flop 48.0%, Turn 57.1%)

      SB shows 8:spade: K:spade:
      (Pre 32%, Flop 27.5%, Turn 33.3%)

      BTN wins $2,018
      SB wins $743

      table8:

      villain has 82/45 in 30 hands but ofc he has monster

      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $100(BB) Replayer
      SB ($1,720)
      BB ($1,620)
      UTG ($2,285)
      UTG+1 ($3,560)
      Hero ($1,885)
      BTN ($2,430)

      Dealt to Hero T:spade: T:heart:

      fold, UTG+1 raises to $400, Hero raises to $1,885 (AI), fold, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $1,485

      FLOP ($3,920) 9:heart: 7:heart: 7:club:

      TURN ($3,920) 9:heart: 7:heart: 7:club: A:spade:

      RIVER ($3,920) 9:heart: 7:heart: 7:club: A:spade: J:spade:

      UTG+1 shows K:heart: K:club:
      (Pre 82%, Flop 88.4%, Turn 95.5%)

      Hero shows T:spade: T:heart:
      (Pre 18%, Flop 11.6%, Turn 4.5%)

      UTG+1 wins $3,920


      table10:

      classic bvb last 4 weeks

      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $200(BB) Replayer
      Hero ($1,045)
      BB ($1,540)
      UTG ($1,915)
      UTG+1 ($2,765)
      CO ($3,795)
      BTN ($2,440)

      Dealt to Hero 2:diamond: A:spade:

      fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1,045 (AI), BB calls $845

      FLOP ($2,090) 8:heart: T:spade: 5:club:

      TURN ($2,090) 8:heart: T:spade: 5:club: J:heart:

      RIVER ($2,090) 8:heart: T:spade: 5:club: J:heart: J:spade:

      Hero shows 2:diamond: A:spade:
      (Pre 27%, Flop 15.1%, Turn 0.0%)

      BB shows J:club: A:diamond:
      (Pre 73%, Flop 84.9%, Turn 100.0%)

      BB wins $2,090


      table11:

      classic button push into a bigger

      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $150(BB) Replayer
      SB ($6,760)
      BB ($2,110)
      UTG ($1,450)
      CO ($1,480)
      Hero ($1,700)

      Dealt to Hero A:club: 8:club:

      fold, fold, Hero raises to $1,700 (AI), SB raises to $3,648, fold

      FLOP ($3,550) 2:spade: Q:club: 9:club:

      TURN ($3,550) 2:spade: Q:club: 9:club: T:heart:

      RIVER ($3,550) 2:spade: Q:club: 9:club: T:heart: K:spade:

      Hero shows A:club: 8:club:
      (Pre 29%, Flop 37.2%, Turn 27.3%)

      SB shows A:diamond: Q:diamond:
      (Pre 71%, Flop 62.8%, Turn 72.7%)

      SB wins $3,550

      table12:

      but ofc in an any two spot the sb has a real pushing hand.VIllain is a reg pushing 85% over 9k hands

      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $200(BB) Replayer
      SB ($4,195)
      Hero ($1,145)
      UTG ($987)
      UTG+1 ($1,875)
      CO ($2,466)
      BTN ($2,832)

      Dealt to Hero Q:club: 9:diamond:

      fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $400, Hero raises to $1,145 (AI), SB calls $745

      FLOP ($2,290) T:club: K:diamond: 7:heart:

      TURN ($2,290) T:club: K:diamond: 7:heart: 5:spade:

      RIVER ($2,290) T:club: K:diamond: 7:heart: 5:spade: T:diamond:

      SB shows A:diamond: 3:spade:
      (Pre 57%, Flop 61.5%, Turn 77.3%)

      Hero shows Q:club: 9:diamond:
      (Pre 43%, Flop 38.5%, Turn 22.7%)

      SB wins $2,290

      tables13:

      villain 44/25 in 28 hands in bubble.ofc baby i cant even coinflip with him

      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $300(BB) Replayer
      Hero ($3,150)
      BB ($5,485)
      CO ($2,325)
      BTN ($2,540)

      Dealt to Hero Q:diamond: A:club:

      fold, BTN raises to $600, Hero raises to $3,125 (AI), fold, BTN calls $1,915 (AI)

      FLOP ($5,430) 8:heart: 7:club: 6:diamond:

      TURN ($5,430) 8:heart: 7:club: 6:diamond: J:heart:

      RIVER ($5,430) 8:heart: 7:club: 6:diamond: J:heart: 2:club:

      Hero shows Q:diamond: A:club:
      (Pre 25%, Flop 15.9%, Turn 6.8%)

      BTN shows K:diamond: A:heart:
      (Pre 75%, Flop 84.1%, Turn 93.2%)

      BTN wins $5,430


      In conclusion from a session of 15 tables i had 13 dead tables.Same shit 4 weeks now.Same shit again and again.This jokerstars is unbelievable.One month now.If i run good i will win my A8s to AQ bvb.I always run in better hands no matter what.This is a fucking joke.My redline just dont go up.9k sample i had 5.5-6% roi in 7$ and this month i have 0.7%.THis is a joke


      I hope jokerstars close.I hope all people who run good to run worst than ever.I hope they fucking close and die


      Peace




      So tilted now
  • 27 replies
    • mute20
      mute20
      Bronze
      Joined: 13.01.2011 Posts: 563
      No clue why you are raging you are just losing with mediocre hands. Almost all of these hands are you behind or you calling just for the sake of hitting a lucky turn/river and then seeing they have the nuts.
    • RobertDaPro
      RobertDaPro
      Bronze
      Joined: 24.06.2011 Posts: 410
      really? What will be next people calling about. Pretty standard hands. Nr. 1 U push with 66 from MP3 and get called by KK . What U complaining about there. That he beat your 20%?
    • DecMate
      DecMate
      Bronze
      Joined: 25.01.2009 Posts: 939
      Originally posted by grindtolive
      So tilted now
      Sooo, what tables are you playing at? :f_biggrin:

      if i was you i'd stay away from poker in while your in this mood MR!
    • Andyuk18
      Andyuk18
      Bronze
      Joined: 06.12.2010 Posts: 527
      These are bad beats?
    • TiciBoy
      TiciBoy
      Bronze
      Joined: 13.01.2010 Posts: 1,235
      So, what's your point?
    • grindtolive
      grindtolive
      Global
      Joined: 12.03.2012 Posts: 468
      Originally posted by RobertDaPro
      really? What will be next people calling about. Pretty standard hands. Nr. 1 U push with 66 from MP3 and get called by KK . What U complaining about there. That he beat your 20%?
      Are you moron or you trying to be?So it is normal from 15 tables all my right range pushing go into better?Ok i wish you to run like for your remaining life and when you start whining i will laugh at you
    • grindtolive
      grindtolive
      Global
      Joined: 12.03.2012 Posts: 468
      Maybe i should curse pokerstars more?I just couldnt close the client and after 3.5 hour of 20 tabling continuously finally i runned decent.Ofc again i lost with mega coolers some hands like this:


      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $30(BB) Replayer
      SB ($3,010)
      BB ($1,845)
      UTG ($1,400)
      UTG+1 ($1,340)
      UTG+2 ($1,450)
      MP1 ($1,230)
      CO ($1,530)
      Hero ($1,695)

      Dealt to Hero A:spade: A:heart:

      UTG calls $30, fold, fold, fold, CO calls $30, Hero raises to $150, fold, fold, fold, CO calls $120

      FLOP ($375) T:diamond: 9:diamond: 3:spade:

      CO bets $30, Hero raises to $291, CO raises to $1,380 (AI), Hero calls $1,089

      TURN ($3,135) T:diamond: 9:diamond: 3:spade: 4:club:

      RIVER ($3,135) T:diamond: 9:diamond: 3:spade: 4:club: 8:club:

      CO shows 9:club: T:club:
      (Pre 23%, Flop 74.5%, Turn 81.8%)

      Hero shows A:spade: A:heart:
      (Pre 77%, Flop 25.5%, Turn 18.2%)

      CO wins $3,135

      Which destroyed my red line but FINALLY i had a normal run.Still i am pesimistic about the future but we will see.Played 8 hours with blurry vision.Doctor said i wil watch better after tuesday

      I am stubborn and i couldnt close the client so instead of 80 games i played 180

    • RobertDaPro
      RobertDaPro
      Bronze
      Joined: 24.06.2011 Posts: 410
      Hang on a minute now. You open thread "fuck off" then U say U hope that people who run good this and that. Hope that stars close and everyone die.. Blabla over standard run bad session is sng-s and what did you expect people to respond here..

      quit poker if can not handle it instead writing this crap here.
    • NightFrostaSS
      NightFrostaSS
      Bronze
      Joined: 25.10.2008 Posts: 5,255
    • grindtolive
      grindtolive
      Global
      Joined: 12.03.2012 Posts: 468
      Originally posted by RobertDaPro
      Hang on a minute now. You open thread "fuck off" then U say U hope that people who run good this and that. Hope that stars close and everyone die.. Blabla over standard run bad session is sng-s and what did you expect people to respond here..

      quit poker if can not handle it instead writing this crap here.

      recently i made an eye surgery and my eyes are blurry.Generally i dont tilt but maybe because my eyes arent help me i tilted.Maybe because it was not a session but it was 4 weeksGood luck to you!!!
    • luckygan2002
      luckygan2002
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      Joined: 09.07.2011 Posts: 73
      Nice title subject "Fuck off" :)
    • grindtolive
      grindtolive
      Global
      Joined: 12.03.2012 Posts: 468
      Originally posted by luckygan2002
      Nice title subject "Fuck off" :)
      :s_love:
    • TheMoment
      TheMoment
      Bronze
      Joined: 16.12.2011 Posts: 215
      I don't usually lose cointflips, but when I do, I tilt like a boss
    • RobertDaPro
      RobertDaPro
      Bronze
      Joined: 24.06.2011 Posts: 410
      Originally posted by grindtolive
      Originally posted by RobertDaPro
      Hang on a minute now. You open thread "fuck off" then U say U hope that people who run good this and that. Hope that stars close and everyone die.. Blabla over standard run bad session is sng-s and what did you expect people to respond here..

      quit poker if can not handle it instead writing this crap here.

      recently i made an eye surgery and my eyes are blurry.Generally i dont tilt but maybe because my eyes arent help me i tilted.Maybe because it was not a session but it was 4 weeksGood luck to you!!!

      Take much needed break then and start again when feel 100% fine!
    • Heffron89
      Heffron89
      Bronze
      Joined: 23.01.2009 Posts: 813
      If you can't take "bad beats" like these poker is certainly not for u.....
    • grindtolive
      grindtolive
      Global
      Joined: 12.03.2012 Posts: 468
      xmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm another day at my jokerstars work:

    • TheMoment
      TheMoment
      Bronze
      Joined: 16.12.2011 Posts: 215
      this is nothing man...
    • grindtolive
      grindtolive
      Global
      Joined: 12.03.2012 Posts: 468
      Originally posted by TheMoment
      this is nothing man...
      for tubos 25bis difference in a day it is something donkey,especially when you run like shit 35 days now

      peace
    • NightFrostaSS
      NightFrostaSS
      Bronze
      Joined: 25.10.2008 Posts: 5,255
      Originally posted by grindtolive
      Originally posted by TheMoment
      this is nothing man...
      for tubos 25bis difference in a day it is something donkey,especially when you run like shit 35 days now

      peace
      You such a nice guy
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