Hands that made you want to hide

    • jaggedlink
      jaggedlink
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      Joined: 13.11.2009 Posts: 442
      Under a rock, hide from search, from the outside world, and/or from your computer

      Your worst played hands pls. post here. I'll start, and on a side note, YEAAHHH!!!
      I got switched to another table!!!!


      Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 8 players - View hand 1785013
      DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

      SB: t9947 165.78 BBs
      Hero (BB): t15207 253.45 BBs
      UTG: t16885 281.42 BBs
      UTG+1: t5358 89.30 BBs
      MP1: t3000 50 BBs
      MP2: t839 13.98 BBs
      CO: t3550 59.17 BBs
      BTN: t6180 103 BBs

      Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BB with 5 :club: 9 :diamond: 8 :diamond: Q :club:
      UTG calls t60, UTG+1 calls t60, MP1 calls t60, 2 folds, BTN raises to t180, SB calls t150, Hero calls t120, UTG calls t120, UTG+1 calls t120, MP1 calls t120

      Flop: (t1080) 9 :heart: 6 :heart: T :spade: (6 players)
      SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, BTN checks

      Turn: (t1080) 9 :club: (6 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets t660, UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to t1740, MP1 folds, BTN folds, SB folds, Hero calls t1080

      River: (t4560) 6 :diamond: (2 players)
      Hero bets t3720, UTG+1 calls t3438 all in

      Final Pot: t11436
      Hero shows 5 :club: 9 :diamond: 8 :diamond: Q :club: (HI: three of a kind, Nines)
      UTG+1 shows Q :diamond: 9 :spade: K :spade: J :club: (HI: three of a kind, Nines - King kicker)
      UTG+1 wins t11436
  • 18 replies
    • UPAY4DINNER
      UPAY4DINNER
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      I'll see if I can find something appropriate in my HEM ;)

      I'm sure there will be plenty!
    • janalissako
      janalissako
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      Joined: 31.08.2011 Posts: 224
      I have a Hand from a big home game i played so i have to write it myself. 4 player left in sit and goes 2 get paid .
      co fold, btn raise 3 bb , he is my best friend a good an creativ player, but tight sb fold , i am the bb and i call with q9o both about 100 bb deep. flop kc kd td , i check he bet 5bb i float him ,cause he will conti-bet here like always in position vs me , turn is a 2c he bet again 8bb in 12bb i call again(here the bad plays begin) , river is a 8h , and its check and a 18 bb bet from him again and i level myself to dead and call. i thought that he only plays a king or a bluff like this and vs a bluff my q high is often good on the kc kd td 2c 8h board and i thought that he probably play a king slow some of the time. this thoughts are probably right but even then a call with queen high is a bad play, cause he doesnt 3 barrel that often to make it a good call.
      btw he got k8s and i was out some hands later with ak vs queens . its especially sick ,cause he has the best of me since we play poker togehter even if we think i am an overall better pokerplayer vs him i play hands very often very bad or if i play good get unlucky vs him . that very sick vs him, cause he love to win vs me . its a little bit like laak vs esfandiari :P
    • sandymanufan
      sandymanufan
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    • jaggedlink
      jaggedlink
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      Originally posted by janalissako
      its especially sick ,cause he has the best of me since we play poker togehter even if we think i am an overall better pokerplayer vs him i play hands very often very bad or if i play good get unlucky vs him . that very sick vs him, cause he love to win vs me . its a little bit like laak vs esfandiari :P
      LoL, love the rivalry between those two. They actually came to a local poker club recently and formed kind of a team Laak vs. team Esfandiari with local players(I missed it, Dang).

      Esfandiari's team lost and he got dunked in a dunk tank by Laak(after like 20 tries, :P ) you should be able to find it on YT somewhere.

      Funniest part was that it was frikkin cold night in MTL!

      @sandymanufan, WOW!! I'm going broke with any of those hands ALL DAY!(well, I should be able to find a fold 1/2 the time with A high flush) but I prolly wouldn't :f_eek:
    • janalissako
      janalissako
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      yeah i also like these two and i will search for it. u know i bet u from phil laak . its the best tv-show ever.
      and sandymanufan, if this is a very bad hand by u u must be a good player cause its a little cooler. of course u can fold it there but not a very bad hand .
    • M1rCea
      M1rCea
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      Originally posted by janalissako
      yeah i also like these two and i will search for it. u know i bet u from phil laak . its the best tv-show ever.
      and sandymanufan, if this is a very bad hand by u u must be a good player cause its a little cooler. of course u can fold it there but not a very bad hand .
      Yeah lol sandy how can u call there, u only have quads!
      :coolface:
    • Tomaloc
      Tomaloc
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      Joined: 17.01.2011 Posts: 6,858
      PokerStars - $0.25 NL ZOOM - Holdem - 9 players
      Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

      BTN: $34.34
      SB: $12.50
      BB: $18.78
      UTG: $23.54
      Hero (UTG+1): $29.44
      UTG+2: $9.41
      MP: $16.39
      MP+1: $10.38
      CO: $92.72

      SB posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

      Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has K:club: K:spade:

      UTG raises to $0.60, Hero raises to $2.22, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $1.62

      Flop: ($4.79, 2 players) 5:spade: 8:diamond: 9:diamond:
      UTG checks, Hero bets $2.34, UTG raises to $6.00, Hero calls $3.66

      Turn: ($16.79, 2 players) 3:club:
      UTG bets $15.32 and is all-in, fold

      UTG wins $16.03

    • sandymanufan
      sandymanufan
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      Originally posted by janalissako
      yeah i also like these two and i will search for it. u know i bet u from phil laak . its the best tv-show ever.
      and sandymanufan, if this is a very bad hand by u u must be a good player cause its a little cooler. of course u can fold it there but not a very bad hand .
      eerrrmmm what.?
      fold quads.
      thats a little hard but i will try next time..
    • jaggedlink
      jaggedlink
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      @ Tomaloc, yeah scared money, I know a thing or 2 about(try rebuilding roll by depo'ing $200 and sit down at 200nl for a shot!!) but, really, DON'T!!

      I'm calling all day there, because when I play super steamy piles of bluff, that's exactly what my betting pattern looks like(but not anymore ;) )
    • UPAY4DINNER
      UPAY4DINNER
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      Originally posted by sandymanufan
      Sick :(
    • janalissako
      janalissako
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      @sandymanufan i thoguht u have the a high flush but ok u cant fold there quads , but why u post it here cause i thought this thread is for hands we played poorly and not for the 1337 bad beat storys
    • fruktpuff
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      Damn, I've deleted my database recently (In march or so), I bet I could've found some juicy hands that were so horribly misplayed that everyone would point and laugh!

      Nice idea for a thread, keep the hands coming!
    • M1rCea
      M1rCea
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      THIS! Live from my session, just happened. You can't play Aces worse than this! Damn I'm so tilted because of checking the flop!!! "Yeah, maybe they will bet so I can raise!" :coolface:

      Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

      BTN: $29.92 (119.7 bb)
      SB: $12.75 (51 bb)
      BB: $25 (100 bb)
      Hero (UTG+1): $32.52 (130.1 bb)
      UTG+2: $26.80 (107.2 bb)
      MP1: $29.53 (118.1 bb)
      MP2: $21.87 (87.5 bb)
      MP3: $15.07 (60.3 bb)
      CO: $25 (100 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A A
      Hero raises to $0.87, UTG+2 calls $0.87, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $1.49, 4 folds, Hero raises to $3.80, UTG+2 calls $2.93, MP3 calls $2.31

      Flop: ($11.75) 9 A Q (3 players)
      Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, MP3 checks

      Turn: ($11.75) T (3 players)
      Hero bets $8.80, UTG+2 calls $8.80, MP3 calls $8.80

      River: ($38.15) K (3 players)
      Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $14.20 and is all-in, MP3 calls $2.47, Hero folds

      Results:
      $43.09 pot ($1.94 rake)
      Final Board: 9 A Q T K
      Hero mucked A A and lost (-$12.60 net)
      UTG+2 showed J J and won $0.00 (-$15.07 net)
      MP3 showed 8 A and won $41.15 ($26.08 net)


      At least I folded the river...
    • jaggedlink
      jaggedlink
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      Ugh, well I've timed out on Aces before and that really tilted me.

      Ah, the classic "one street too late play", Would you shake off the draw on the flop? I think atleast UTG+1 will float and that would normally be ok. It's a tough spot to extract max value, he just draws out lucky. Sad hand to look back on but I'm sure you were licking your chops pre.

      Atleast you weren't MP3, lawl :f_confused:
    • joeldowey123
      joeldowey123
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      Joined: 09.06.2010 Posts: 961
      @M1rcea that hand reminds me of one of the hands shown in this weeks daily rewind from WSOP KK vs QQ vs AQ and the AQ hit 4card flush haha

      its a sick sick game we play
    • jaggedlink
      jaggedlink
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      Originally posted by fruktpuff
      Damn, I've deleted my database recently (In march or so), I bet I could've found some juicy hands that were so horribly misplayed that everyone would point and laugh!

      Nice idea for a thread, keep the hands coming!
      Thanks!

      March was a long time ago, surely you'll find one soon? :f_p: lol
    • kriko92
      kriko92
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      Joined: 16.11.2010 Posts: 800
      Everest, $0.15/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

      CO: $3.95 (15.8 bb)
      BTN: $47.15 (188.6 bb)
      Hero (SB): $27.65 (110.6 bb)
      BB: $40.05 (160.2 bb)
      MP: $25.50 (102 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with A Q
      2 folds, BTN raises to $0.50, Hero raises to $1.75, BB folds, BTN calls $1.25

      Flop: ($3.75) A 2 3 (2 players)
      Hero checks, BTN checks

      Turn: ($3.75) 4 (2 players)
      Hero bets $2.50, BTN raises to $11.25, Hero raises to $25.90 and is all-in, BTN raises to $45.40 and is all-in

      River: ($55.55) K (2 players, 2 are all-in)

      Results:
      $55.55 pot ($2 rake)
      Final Board: A 2 3 4 K
      BTN showed 5 A and won $53.55 ($25.90 net)
      Hero showed A Q and lost (-$27.65 net)


      No idea why I've played like that, really :facepalm:
    • jaggedlink
      jaggedlink
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      Poker Stars $0.45+$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds + t25 - 8 players - View hand 1830143
      DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

      CO: t1855 M = 2.85
      BTN: t7255 M = 11.16
      SB: t1105 M = 1.70
      Hero (BB): t6043 M = 9.30
      UTG: t1190 M = 1.83
      UTG+1: t1322 M = 2.03
      MP1: t3610 M = 5.55
      MP2: t3815 M = 5.87

      Pre Flop: (t650) Hero is BB with 5 :club: A :club:
      4 folds, CO calls t300, 2 folds, Hero raises to t800, CO calls t500

      Flop: (t1950) J :spade: 9 :club: 9 :heart: (2 players)
      Hero bets t1200, CO calls t1030 all in

      Turn: (t4010) 3 :heart: (2 players - 1 is all in)

      River: (t4010) 9 :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)

      CO shows J9