I am an Alien

    • nitevenom
      nitevenom
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      Joined: 11.10.2012 Posts: 7
      calling occupants of interplanetary extraordinary craft

      Hello poker strategy and community :f_biggrin:

      What am I ? :f_confused:

      picked up my guitar to answer this question

      to the tune of "Oh Lord it's hard to be humble" by Mac Davis

      Oh Lord it's hard to be a donkey
      when you play poker everyday
      I can't wait to sit at the tables
      cause I get better at it each day
      If you know me you'll want to play me
      I must be a hell of a player
      Oh Lord it's hard to be a donkey
      but I'm doing the best that I can

      I used to be called a big fish
      but with a donk a fish can't compete
      with all the successful bad beats
      well I guess I could play as the other
      but it's a donk I'd much rather be
      cause I love how the tables fill up
      when the folks come just to play me

      Oh Lord it's hard to be a donkey
      when you play poker everyday
      I can't wait to sit at the tables
      cause I get better at it each day
      If you know me you'll want to play me
      I must be a hell of a player
      Oh Lord it's hard to be a donkey
      but I'm doing the best that I can

      now some folks say I play silly
      or more colorful words of the like
      and I could make the right plays if I wanted
      but I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
      the folks say I'm such easy pickings
      not exactly sure what that means
      perhaps it has something to do with
      the way I shared my pork and my beans

      Oh Lord it's hard to be a donkey
      when you play poker everyday
      I can't wait to sit at the tables
      cause I get better at it each day
      If you know me you'll want to play me
      I must be a hell of a player
      Oh Lord it's hard to be a donkey
      but I'm doing the best that I can

      Who am I ? :f_confused:

      This question is still being looked into , but I will make an educated guess...

      I am a wool gathering , nauseating , tatterdemalion ; a born again gypsy who loves to enjoy life .

      Likes

      guitar
      chess
      food
      poker
      music
      sex

      Dislikes

      negativity

      Poker History

      I have played poker now for about five years off and on (mostly off)
      The first three and 1/2 years was for play money . This last year and a 1/2 , I have played on a few micro tables ( cash games @ 1 cent 2 cent NL holdem and @2 cent 4 cent FL holdem ) ( SNG 's 1 table 6 seat games and a few mtt sng's at micro buy-ins ) (MTT's freerolls )

      MY sites

      I have played on full tilt , poker stars and 888

      Goals

      To prove an old dog can learn new tricks
      To find people (friends coach's) who are willing to help me on my journey
      To become the best poker player I can be
      To frequent final tables on a regular basis
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