Poker Song Thread: Prizes ITT!!

    • pleno1
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      We announced in the PokerStrategy.com Advent Calender our most recent give away.



      What can I win?

      For the most talented "song" writer we will continue to support their music creativity and give away a pair of one of the most popular headphones in the world, from Dr Dre himself.



      Runners up will get PokerStrategy.com and tradimo goodie bags and giveaways!


      What do I have to do?

      We want you to combine music and poker and come up with a creative poker lyric, ballad song or whatever else you think is deserving to win.

      You can simply write your lyrics in the thread with your preferred choice of color of headphones. Alternatively you could make a video on youtube and upload in the thread.

      We are SUPER excited to read and hear your poker songs.


      Good luck!

  • 47 replies
    • pleno1
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      So lets look at some songs that are associated with poker for abit of inspiration...





    • Krishjanis
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      A while ago there was this thread where I tried out writing lyrics :D

      Originally posted by Krishjanis
      Originally posted by brobz
      Originally posted by Castle93
      if your having card problems i feel bad for you son, you lost $99 and your post saved none
      hit me
      Snap call'em fish!

      He's got the doomswitch on the Pokerstars
      Pros that wanna make sure his bankroll's cleared
      Forum critics that say he's "4bet was fold!"
      He's from pokerstrategy.com, what kind of calls are those?

      Want these
    • DrDunne
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      :f_cool:

      i created an online poker account
      to see what i could win
      and because i'm a degenerate gambler
      i decided to deposit the min.

      i sat down at the 5c/10c
      but i didn't have a clue
      "this is all so fast..."
      "what the fuck..."
      "what does this button do?!"

      so i got dealt kings and i lost the hand
      "this site is such a fucking scam!!!"
      i raged a post on on 2+2...
      and then my account got banned.

      i swore i would never play poker again
      but that didn't last very long.
      i was back on full tilt in a SnG
      heads up with a guy called john...
      he said "hey mate, you been playing long?"
      i said "not really, you?"
      he said, "me neither, but i'm learning the game..."
      "and that's what you should do!"

      next thing i know i'm on this site
      thinking "this is a fucking scam..."
      but they can take my brother's driving licence!
      so i went and I made a scan...

      i learned the midstack strategy
      and i was happy when i saw my graph
      i read even more of the articles
      and i listened to some Lisa Grant...
      now it was time to move up in the class
      so i ditched the midstack charts
      it's time to make some big-stack money!
      so i can't sit scratching my arse...

      i worked on my game and i never looked back
      and now i'm a poker don.
      i'm an nl10 baller for the last 3 years
      and my bankroll is nearly gone!

      but it doesnt really matter cos i'm only 15 and the poker sites will take my money anyway once they realise!!! *jazz hands*

      i should just mention that i didn't actually use my brother's driving licence... and im not actually 15. but i am an nl10 baller and my bankroll is nearly gone.

      do you have bright pink headphones? if not i'll take black if i win :D
    • EnterG
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      Contact me for the gift delivery :s_cool:

    • stevegold87
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      Originally posted by EnterG
      Contact me for the gift delivery :s_cool:

      hahahhaha that made my day...
      god they are so bad
    • HrabriLavek
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      hope Im not late :P


      In my hand I got the big slick
      Im on the button with fish on my right and its gonna be sick
      He limps in just as I thought
      Man, Imma win me this big pot

      I raise him hard just like I should
      Everyone else folds and he calls like I knew he could
      The flop comes with some low-mid trash
      I cbet it big, daddy needs the cash

      He calls me cold and we see the turn
      The king comes and I think hes gonna burn
      I press the pot and hit the bet
      He again check/calls me and says I aint folding yet

      On river some eight comes in
      Thinking to my self, Im gonna win
      He donks me going all in
      Boy you have no chance, I got the king

      I call and wait for the money
      Oh no, you played it wrong honey
      He turns the cards showing ten and nine
      Didnt notice he hit the straight and Im without a dime

      Why is this always happening to me
      Gonna write this on poker strategy
      Maybe the black phones will kill my tilt
      Cuz I got a bankroll that needs to be built




      not based on true story :D
      black ones plx :P


      edit spelling
    • pleno1
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      Originally posted by HrabriLavek
      hope Im not late :P


      In my hand I got the big slick
      Im on the button with fish on my right and its gonna be sick
      He limps in just as I thought
      Man, Imma win me this big pot

      I raise him hard just like I should
      Everyone else folds and he calls like I knew he could
      The flop comes with some low-mid trash
      I cbet it big, daddy needs the cash

      He calls me cold and we see the turn
      The king comes and I think hes gonna burn
      I press the pot and hit the bet
      He again check/calls me and says I aint folding yet

      On river some eight comes in
      Thinking to my self, Im gonna win
      He donks me going all in
      Boy you have no chance, I got the king

      I call and wait for the money
      Oh no, you played it wrong honey
      He turns the cards showing ten and nine
      Didnt notice he hit the straight and Im without a dime

      Why is this always happening to me
      Gonna write this on poker strategy
      Maybe the black phones will kill my tilt
      Cuz I got a bankroll that needs to be built




      not based on true story :D
      black ones plx :P


      edit spelling
      Hahah well played.

      No not late this is open until January!
    • JCSeerup
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      As you can see I got inspired my LMFAO, hope thats okay :D


      When I go online, players be looking like damn a shark
      I play to a beat, 24 tablin' on my new setup, yeah.
      This is how I roll, Hold'em manager, getting out of control
      I'm a poker player in my underwear
      And like Phil Ivey I've got the edge, yeah

      Yo look at my sample (x3)
      I write blogs
      Yo look at my sample (x3)
      I write blogs

      When I go to a casino, this is what I see
      Every poker player wanna hang with me
      I got money in my pocket and I ain't afraid to show it

      Play poker and I own it (x2)

      When I'm playing Black Jack, I hit Ace Jack just like that
      When I'm cashing out, I break the bank when I cash my winnings
      This is how i roll 24 tablin' all night long
      I'm stacking the tables, baby don't sit out
      No pants, no shirt, when I play at home

      Yo look at my sample (x3)
      I write blogs
      Yo look at my sample (x3)
      I write blogs

      When I go to a casino, this is what I see
      Every poker player wanna hang with me
      I got money in my pocket and I ain't afraid to show it

      Play poker and I own it (x2)


      Ps. would like the black Dre's like on the picture.
    • Riverdiver
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      Each time i have to call cause i invested too much in a pot, or i'm money scared cause i reached a ft in a tourney

    • Kyyberi
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      When is the deadline? And is it ok to make new lyrics for existing song? Can I entry with multiple songs?
    • UPAY4DINNER
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      Deadline is January - pleno said this above :)
    • pleno1
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      Originally posted by JCSeerup
      As you can see I got inspired my LMFAO, hope thats okay :D


      When I go online, players be looking like damn a shark
      I play to a beat, 24 tablin' on my new setup, yeah.
      This is how I roll, Hold'em manager, getting out of control
      I'm a poker player in my underwear
      And like Phil Ivey I've got the edge, yeah

      Yo look at my sample (x3)
      I write blogs
      Yo look at my sample (x3)
      I write blogs

      When I go to a casino, this is what I see
      Every poker player wanna hang with me
      I got money in my pocket and I ain't afraid to show it

      Play poker and I own it (x2)

      When I'm playing Black Jack, I hit Ace Jack just like that
      When I'm cashing out, I break the bank when I cash my winnings
      This is how i roll 24 tablin' all night long
      I'm stacking the tables, baby don't sit out
      No pants, no shirt, when I play at home

      Yo look at my sample (x3)
      I write blogs
      Yo look at my sample (x3)
      I write blogs

      When I go to a casino, this is what I see
      Every poker player wanna hang with me
      I got money in my pocket and I ain't afraid to show it

      Play poker and I own it (x2)


      Ps. would like the black Dre's like on the picture.
      haha very good!
    • metza
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      Decided to take the crude path :coolface: Oh and Blue if I win.



      So I lost a couple buy ins at the casino.
      Feeding the fish, if you know what I mean-o.
      Walk back home in the cold, get a cough.
      Back inside, nothing else to do but 2Jo.
      Give myself the stranger, with my dead hand.
      But then something happened that I hadn’t planned.

      Right as I was gonna muck my hand
      A woman came in, from a foreign land
      She said “I followed you here, from the table,
      You’re not too good at poker, but you might be able
      To get me off, cause I’m really loose
      And need a donkey sized dong in my kaboose.”
      Even though the poker-diss made my confidence melt,
      I won’t miss a chance for my ‘deep stack’ to get felt,

      So I flopped the nuts, and began to shout
      Preparing myself for a huge suckout
      She thought for a moment I was talking about cards
      So I tried to correct her, even though it was hard
      I said “Yes ace king is called big slick
      But its also what I name my dick
      Now go fetch me that cash condom honey
      Cause I always finish in the money”
      Yet just as I was about to go all-in
      The door burst open: Mike Sexton?

      He said “hey stop, that girl’s a sLAG
      And she’s going to make you wear a paper bag”
      I told Mike I didn’t care, that it was fine,
      But he told me I was treading a dangerous EV line.
      “This ‘girl’ you see actually has a pocket pair”
      I was shocked and ran from the room in despair.

      Later I returned to find my apartment full of sun.
      And in a second I realized what these two had done.
      I had been conned, this entire ordeal.
      Was so that they could get my blinds to steal.
    • Krishjanis
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      How will the winner be chosen?
    • Kyyberi
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      Reworking on a classic:

      "Under the blinds where we stand tight
      nobody tries to steal our blinds
      Showdown, shootout, spread those bets all around
      We're gonna take all chips we can
      spread the word throughout the land
      They say the bad guys bet big
      we're tagged and push big slick

      You see us raisin' and you all together start to fold 'em.
      We're taking over this table...

      Here we raise, reach for your chips
      And you better bet full pot my friend, you see
      It's been small down on the pot
      Start to raise, become the LAG from hell
      Bet is done again, we've won
      Ain't folding to small bets, friend
      Cause high pots, give odds
      Coming for bluff we're the LAG's from hell

      Pillage the table, trash those nits
      But better not to give your chips
      Cause their style, is weak
      As your style used to be
      So out of the button in to the blinds
      Chips fly everywhere in sight
      From my 3rd barrel, full pot
      Can't call me with your stack

      You see us raisin' and you all together start to fold 'em.
      We're taking over this table...

      Here we raise, reach for your chips
      And you better bet full pot my friend, you see
      It's been small down on the pot
      Start to raise, become LAG from hell
      Bet is done again, we've won
      Ain't folding to small bets, friend
      Cause high pots, give odds
      Coming for bluff we're the LAG's from hell"

    • pleno1
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      Originally posted by Krishjanis
      How will the winner be chosen?
      From our musical experts @ the PokerStrategy.com HQ!

    • Krishjanis
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      Originally posted by pleno1
      Originally posted by Krishjanis
      How will the winner be chosen?
      From our musical experts @ the PokerStrategy.com HQ!
      Cool! I hate raffles!
    • UPAY4DINNER
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      Keep Louis Walsh away from the coffee, drives him looooooopy ;)
    • Kyyberi
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      I made some more metal covers, and I found instrumental versions of the songs. Going to try singing tomorrow. :D