The funniest thing somebody said to you in the chat

  • 15 replies
    • Hlynkinn
      Hlynkinn
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      Joined: 14.06.2008 Posts: 4,998
      jacktenmetcalf: u only wish u were a good poker player
      jacktenmetcalf: lmao
      jacktenmetcalf: u couldnt hit water if you fell out of a boat
      jacktenmetcalf: hahahhahahaha
      UP_Denis: never said i was.... why do you think i look like a donkey ;)
      jacktenmetcalf: BURN
      jacktenmetcalf: i love life
      Hlynkinn222: He loves life cuz he likes when it dies :(
      UP_Denis: lol
      jacktenmetcalf: hahahahahaha
      jacktenmetcalf: ur crazy man.... i like you but your craaaaaaaaaazy
      run4jim: lizard there is a fly on the table
      jacktenmetcalf: got it
      jacktenmetcalf: right when u said that i was in position and my tongue went flyin
      run4jim: theres another on vice girls chest
      jacktenmetcalf: vice girl i like your outfit
      ViceGirl273: ty..picked it out myself
      run4jim: lol
      jacktenmetcalf: i love it

      Was in a tourney earlier today :)
    • Tosh5457
      Tosh5457
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      Joined: 18.01.2008 Posts: 3,062
      I laugh when a donkey wins and says "ty". Or when a donkey starts asking "what do you have?" or "i hope you had something" after he folded his his hand. It happens more on MTTs, but I laugh because they talk like they're pros on high stakes poker :D
    • darkonebg
      darkonebg
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      Table situation : 6 max, MP minbets,MP+1 bets normally, SB(42/29) shoves and i find myself with KK. I call, he shows AA and i hit a king on the flop.The hand isnt even finished, but he starts:
      "SO easy fold donkey. I fold KK in your place everytime"
      And so on for 15 minutes.
    • Tosh5457
      Tosh5457
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      Joined: 18.01.2008 Posts: 3,062
      Originally posted by darkonebg
      Table situation : 6 max, MP minbets,MP+1 bets normally, SB(42/29) shoves and i find myself with KK. I call, he shows AA and i hit a king on the flop.The hand isnt even finished, but he starts:
      "SO easy fold donkey. I fold KK in your place everytime"
      And so on for 15 minutes.
      Omg you didnt fold preflop? You're so donk :rolleyes:
    • brian997
      brian997
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      Joined: 07.04.2008 Posts: 475
      I had pocket 9's in the cutoff once, raised 4xBB's. Got called by SB.
      Flop comes
      9Ax (x=blank for both)
      I went all-in on the flop after he bet 1/2 pot. He called. He shows AA.
      Turn was blank
      River was a nine.

      Chat:
      Brian: ouch, sorry bout that
      Villian: thats okay, thats poker.
      Other person: why'd you say sorry, you won?
      Brian: Because I was on the winning side of a bad beat...
      Other person: But you won...
      Other person: Your such a donk, don't u know the point is to win?

      Then, later on I met the same player in another room... I beat him out of a pot (not a bad beat this time though :P )
      Other person: Wat, not gonna apologize to me?
      Brian: No, you shouldn't have called when you were behind...
      Other person: oh. thanks for the tip


      That was probably the moment that stick out in my head the most... although in hindsight it doesn't seem as funny :P
    • arjun2001
      arjun2001
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      Joined: 28.03.2008 Posts: 352
      This is live chat while me and my friends were playing. One guy a cousin of my friend comes in and joins us to play a tourney about to begin. He has barely played poker, but is not scared to play a $15 buy-in tournament with us.

      So here it goes:

      He hits A high flush on turn, he checks, someone bets he calls, then on river he is last one to act and everyone checks, and he checks as well.

      Then I asked him, why he didn't bet, he says " I didn't want to make it too obvious that I had a flush" :D

      They way he said it was soo funny, sounding so confident and clear like he just made the best decision of his life.....
    • darkonebg
      darkonebg
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      Originally posted by arjun2001
      This is live chat while me and my friends were playing. One guy a cousin of my friend comes in and joins us to play a tourney about to begin. He has barely played poker, but is not scared to play a $15 buy-in tournament with us.

      So here it goes:

      He hits A high flush on turn, he checks, someone bets he calls, then on river he is last one to act and everyone checks, and he checks as well.

      Then I asked him, why he didn't bet, he says " I didn't want to make it too obvious that I had a flush" :D

      They way he said it was soo funny, sounding so confident and clear like he just made the best decision of his life.....
      In some tournaments, its actually forbidden to check behind the nuts :D
    • cannell555
      cannell555
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      Joined: 06.03.2008 Posts: 2,410
      It was only last night, and was all because of this!


      saw flop | saw showdown

      Button longPK ($37.43)
      SB Scapp ($54.10)
      BB Hero ($56.05)
      UTG Kro3000 ($58.00)
      UTG+1 onlymeagain1 ($10.00)
      MP CountWillis ($49.50)
      MP langeschaduw ($59.90)
      MP Skal31 ($8.00)
      CO-1 Peniskopf113 ($48.75)
      CO claudio165 ($9.25)

      Preflop: Hero is in the BB with T:heart: T:diamond:
      Kro3000 raises to 2.00, 8 folds, Hero calls 1.50.

      Flop (4.25) Q:spade: Q:diamond: J:diamond:
      Hero checks, Kro3000 checks.

      Turn (4.25) 8:diamond:
      Hero checks, Kro3000 bets 2.12, Hero calls 2.12.

      River (8.49) 9:diamond:
      Hero bets 8.49, Kro3000 raises to 16.98, Hero raises to 35.00, Kro3000 calls 18.02

      He had QQ btw. :D :D :D

      I mean comeon, he was trying to slow play, me? lmfao

      I had about 6-7 of the guys on the table all calling me a donk, and how lucky I was. The only thing I think I done wrong was not pushing the river.
    • Dippy19
      Dippy19
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      Joined: 04.12.2007 Posts: 1,346
      Originally posted by cannell555
      It was only last night, and was all because of this!


      saw flop | saw showdown

      Button longPK ($37.43)
      SB Scapp ($54.10)
      BB Hero ($56.05)
      UTG Kro3000 ($58.00)
      UTG+1 onlymeagain1 ($10.00)
      MP CountWillis ($49.50)
      MP langeschaduw ($59.90)
      MP Skal31 ($8.00)
      CO-1 Peniskopf113 ($48.75)
      CO claudio165 ($9.25)

      Preflop: Hero is in the BB with T:heart: T:diamond:
      Kro3000 raises to 2.00, 8 folds, Hero calls 1.50.

      Flop (4.25) Q:spade: Q:diamond: J:diamond:
      Hero checks, Kro3000 checks.

      Turn (4.25) 8:diamond:
      Hero checks, Kro3000 bets 2.12, Hero calls 2.12.

      River (8.49) 9:diamond:
      Hero bets 8.49, Kro3000 raises to 16.98, Hero raises to 35.00, Kro3000 calls 18.02

      He had QQ btw. :D :D :D

      I mean comeon, he was trying to slow play, me? lmfao

      I had about 6-7 of the guys on the table all calling me a donk, and how lucky I was. The only thing I think I done wrong was not pushing the river.
      Don't want to be a pain or anything, but I think you kind of missed the point of this thread :D :D :D

      Nice hand btw, sick for the other guy. Not a BBJ table I presume :rolleyes:

      EDIT: Sorry I missed the bottom of the thread. My bad :P
    • ihufa
      ihufa
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      Joined: 18.03.2008 Posts: 3,323
      It was on full tilt playing NL100, some guy sits down with 100$ and shoves all in first hand (pays a BB from UTG to get into the game 1 hand earlier). everyone folds and he shows 95o and says "haha i got you!"

      then the next hand he shoves again and everyone folds again and he shows some other bad cards and says "wow im soo drunk"

      it ends with me calling him with AJ and winning, thereafter hunting him to all the other tables he sits down at, but the waitlist is insta 3+ when he sat down^^.

      gotta love drunk people
    • chenny8888
      chenny8888
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      Joined: 03.10.2007 Posts: 19,324
      Originally posted by Dippy19
      Originally posted by cannell555
      It was only last night, and was all because of this!


      saw flop | saw showdown

      Button longPK ($37.43)
      SB Scapp ($54.10)
      BB Hero ($56.05)
      UTG Kro3000 ($58.00)
      UTG+1 onlymeagain1 ($10.00)
      MP CountWillis ($49.50)
      MP langeschaduw ($59.90)
      MP Skal31 ($8.00)
      CO-1 Peniskopf113 ($48.75)
      CO claudio165 ($9.25)

      Preflop: Hero is in the BB with T:heart: T:diamond:
      Kro3000 raises to 2.00, 8 folds, Hero calls 1.50.

      Flop (4.25) Q:spade: Q:diamond: J:diamond:
      Hero checks, Kro3000 checks.

      Turn (4.25) 8:diamond:
      Hero checks, Kro3000 bets 2.12, Hero calls 2.12.

      River (8.49) 9:diamond:
      Hero bets 8.49, Kro3000 raises to 16.98, Hero raises to 35.00, Kro3000 calls 18.02

      He had QQ btw. :D :D :D

      I mean comeon, he was trying to slow play, me? lmfao

      I had about 6-7 of the guys on the table all calling me a donk, and how lucky I was. The only thing I think I done wrong was not pushing the river.
      Don't want to be a pain or anything, but I think you kind of missed the point of this thread :D :D :D

      Nice hand btw, sick for the other guy. Not a BBJ table I presume :rolleyes:

      EDIT: Sorry I missed the bottom of the thread. My bad :P
      not a BBJ hand. hero only made straight flush with 1 card.
    • Grimzor
      Grimzor
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      Joined: 28.03.2008 Posts: 421
      I often have chat closed and have stats or info open (on pokerstars) so havent seen many funny comments. But so far my personal favourites are when everyone but me and other player fold and i am out of position. And then to get free card or free showdown, opponent says "I`m going all in", before i have made my decision. So funny to bet or even shove it then and see them fold :D


      I have thought about this and i think it could be really good way to get more money in as i have never seen players say that when they have a hand. So next time i have a hand i could say something like it and make them think i dont... Well at least now i have such thoughts, most probably when will get back to tables will still play without chat anyway :D
    • SonicXT
      SonicXT
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      Joined: 15.06.2007 Posts: 4,736
      SonicXT: damn luckers
      PTTB9x: i got it in good
      SonicXT: euhm, no
      PTTB9x: ehhh, YEEEAAAAAA
      SonicXT: 36 %
      PTTB9x: 100% cause I won'
      SonicXT: moron :)
      PTTB9x: but i was 100% on the turn and rier, so if you add taht up its like 80% for me
      SonicXT: money went in on flop XXXXhead
      PTTB9x: but the money was still in on the turn and river
      PTTB9x: duhhhhh
      SonicXT: wtf
    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
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      Joined: 23.02.2007 Posts: 3,385
      rofl :D
      but don't berate/educate the fish ;)
    • chenny8888
      chenny8888
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      Joined: 03.10.2007 Posts: 19,324
      Originally posted by SonicXT
      SonicXT: damn luckers
      PTTB9x: i got it in good
      SonicXT: euhm, no
      PTTB9x: ehhh, YEEEAAAAAA
      SonicXT: 36 %
      PTTB9x: 100% cause I won'
      SonicXT: moron :)
      PTTB9x: but i was 100% on the turn and rier, so if you add taht up its like 80% for me
      SonicXT: money went in on flop XXXXhead
      PTTB9x: but the money was still in on the turn and river
      PTTB9x: duhhhhh
      SonicXT: wtf
      LOL

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