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I (L) Tards!

    • Yordi85
      Joined: 31.01.2009 Posts: 1,248

      I like poker. Im that guy playing 15 tables FR NL25 on a 15" laptop FullHD.
      Whit the weirdest poker name on the planet.

      So Im there on the tables with something like 350$

      My pokername on stars is callgirlll. Because I like to call bigtime against TARDS like a girl :f_cool: . I really like to play with them. Stations it is always that you dont know where you are untill they raise you on the river. But against TARDS it is always fun.
      I like them!

      I like to have a blog here on the english forum because here are the best coaches so I can show them how I get monehy from the realest TARDS in the world. Whish is not so difficult I guess.

      Here is a hand with 1 TARD!

      PokerStars - $0.25 NL - Holdem - 8 players
      Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

      CO: $51.20
      BTN: $33.29
      SB: $25.25
      BB: $44.36
      UTG: $15.84
      UTG+1: $20.00
      MP: $25.18
      Hero (MP+1): $25.00

      SB posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

      Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has K:spade: K:heart:

      UTG raises to $0.75, fold, fold, Hero raises to $2.00, CO calls $2.00, fold, fold, fold, fold

      Flop: ($5.10, 2 players) K:club: 5:club: 8:heart:
      Hero bets $2.25, CO raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $6.75, CO calls $2.25

      Turn: ($18.60, 2 players) 8:diamond:
      Hero bets $8.25, CO calls $8.25

      River: ($35.10, 2 players) 6:heart:
      Hero bets $8.00 and is all-in, CO calls $8.00

      Hero shows K:spade: K:heart: (Full House, Kings full of Eights) (Pre 94%, Flop 96%, Turn 100%)
      CO shows K:diamond: 3:club: (Two Pair, Kings and Eights) (Pre 6%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)
      Hero wins $49.10

      What a TARD whahahah
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