Originally posted by nutbreakerla
I lol'd
. I find it a bit creepy because I was just playing 8 tables and my dogs name is peanut. I'm actually not sure if I find you funny or hate you. Prob a bit of both, but that is ok. You remind me of someone... but he died... he was pretty bad at poker also.
I am pretty sure these guys are going to find you intriguing. But you lost me when you admitted you were broke.
Wait what does nephlin mean? Crap that would mean I want to know more.
Gold digger! ... You know even when you tried to insult me you did it nicely. You're even sweet when you try to be mean ... This makes me attracted to you. So ... what do you think ... my dog cashew and your peanut can mate ... we can mate ... itll all be in good fun. Have to warn you though .... I lie about weird things sometimes ... hope thats okay with you ... I like to pretend I have friends. You whats funny ... I'm seducing you right now and you dont even know it. Now before we head into our relationship were going to need to get you either get you over this dead guy or under me ... easy choice imo. Heres my quick dating profile:
5'1" tall
425 pounds ... but solid
I saw my penis once when I sucked my belly in ... not long enough to measure it though
I like long walks ... NO ... laying on the couch, poetry in the form of hip hop.
Let me freestyle for you.
Like Jacks I can be easily cracked
Your husband says our relationship is whacked
He thinks that I may be bad for you
So I posted about it on two plus two
Got mixed reviews about how we should tangle
Every word you say seems like an angle
So I'll just jam it all in so you feel the pressure
Just like my penis I'm unable to measure
*beatboxes finish*