*waves* Hi everyone.
Well to be honest I didn't wave, nor am I going to. My fingers will never leave the keyboard ... well sometimes in the shower ... when I'm feeling lonely. Don't judge. I'm a notorious slow roller. By that I mean I've been sitting on my ass for so long it takes me 15 minutes to get out of my desk chair. Sorry if this seems a bit personal. I'm a little distressed right now because my girlfriend just ended things with me for some guy that jerks off frogs for a living. In my own defense I think she only in it for my magic clicking finger. She would get so mad when we were fooling around and I'd say things like "raise" or she would think I said she looked like a donkey while we were fooling around. I'll be saving a lot of money now that she's gone though ... I used to spend 400/month on flour ... jus to roll her in it and find the wet spot.
About poker now. I think I'm an addict ... did I come to the right place? Because I don't see anyone else admitting it... Do I get a pin or something ... shit.. I'm about to relapse right now ... I just watched someone 8 table $3 18 mans and it gave me a semi. My dog thought it was a chew toy .... not cool. His name is "cashew" because "peanut" was taken. I have like -$6k in tournament winnings ... which for the number of games I've played is pretty good I'd say. So... n2m u guys.
Well to be honest I didn't wave, nor am I going to. My fingers will never leave the keyboard ... well sometimes in the shower ... when I'm feeling lonely. Don't judge. I'm a notorious slow roller. By that I mean I've been sitting on my ass for so long it takes me 15 minutes to get out of my desk chair. Sorry if this seems a bit personal. I'm a little distressed right now because my girlfriend just ended things with me for some guy that jerks off frogs for a living. In my own defense I think she only in it for my magic clicking finger. She would get so mad when we were fooling around and I'd say things like "raise" or she would think I said she looked like a donkey while we were fooling around. I'll be saving a lot of money now that she's gone though ... I used to spend 400/month on flour ... jus to roll her in it and find the wet spot.
About poker now. I think I'm an addict ... did I come to the right place? Because I don't see anyone else admitting it... Do I get a pin or something ... shit.. I'm about to relapse right now ... I just watched someone 8 table $3 18 mans and it gave me a semi. My dog thought it was a chew toy .... not cool. His name is "cashew" because "peanut" was taken. I have like -$6k in tournament winnings ... which for the number of games I've played is pretty good I'd say. So... n2m u guys.
