Funniest bad beat of the day

    • Nitrub
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      Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
      LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

      UTG: $39.55
      MP: $50
      CO: $76.95
      BTN: $113.80
      SB: $51.90
      Hero (BB): $46.25

      Pre-Flop: K:spade: K:club: dealt to Hero (BB)
      UTG calls $0.50, MP folds, CO raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5.50, UTG calls $5, CO folds

      Flop: ($12.75) 2:heart: 9:heart: 7:heart: (2 Players)
      Hero bets $12, UTG raises to $34.05 and is All-In, Hero calls $22.05

      Turn: ($80.85) A:spade: (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

      River: ($80.85) A:heart: (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

      Results: $80.85 Pot ($3 Rake)
      UTG showed 9:club: A:club: (a full house, Aces full of Nines) and WON $77.85 (+$38.30 NET)
      Hero showed K:spade: K:club: (two pair, Aces and Kings) and LOST (-$39.55 NET)
  • 16 replies
    • BusinessGuru
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      I don't get it
    • Nitrub
      Nitrub
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      Originally posted by BusinessGuru
      I don't get it
      You're not the only one :D
    • Balanarm
      Balanarm
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      What's wrong with this one?
    • darkonebg
      darkonebg
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      Im not willing to call a shove on such a flop.
      He's donking his chips on TPTK, but he still has a considerable amount of outs so this isnt a real bad beat
    • Nitrub
      Nitrub
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      Originally posted by Balanarm
      What's wrong with this one?
      LOL,

      Villain was quite intresting 60/27 over 60 hands and Q high calls with PSB's on the river was nothing special for him :D :D

      If you tried to be smarty and before starting to teach me about "maximixing fold equity" then how could you comment his PF coldcall? :D
    • Nitrub
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      Nitrub: A?
      www43: lol
      www43: no
      Nitrub: what then
      www43: almost flush
      Nitrub: this is pretty strong


      LLOOOOL, this is the funniest thing I've EVER heard someone saying about poker :D :D .

      Same villain. :D :D
    • darkonebg
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      PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed)
      saw flop|saw showdown

      Hero ($93.70)
      SB ($48.20)
      BB ($18.90)
      UTG ($88.70)
      MP ($35.50)

      Preflop: Hero is Button with A, K.
      UTG raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, UTG calls $4.

      Flop: ($12.75) A, Q, 8 (2 players)
      UTG bets $5, Hero raises to $20, UTG calls $15.

      Turn: ($52.75) K (2 players)
      UTG checks, Hero checks.

      River:($52.75) T (2 players)
      UTG checks,Hero bets $25, UTG raises $62.7 and is all-in, Hero calls $37.7

      Final Pot: $177.4 Rake: $3

      Results in white below:
      UTG shows J9
      Hero mucks.
      Outcome:
      UTG collects $174.4 with a straight flush, Queen high

      ///////
      funny...not
    • Tosh5457
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      I'd instant call against that donk on even on that flop. What a donk, from those calls pf to that raise to AI on that board with just TP and when you 3betted preflop... I bet he lost all his stack on 10 minutes, if he didn't he was probably using donk's strongest moves: getting cards rush and giving bad beats :D
    • Nitrub
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      This is just unbelievably sick


      Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
      LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

      SB: $56.35
      Hero (BB): $47
      UTG: $54.35
      CO: $49.70
      BTN: $48.25

      Pre-Flop: A:heart: K:diamond: dealt to Hero (BB)
      UTG raises to $2, CO calls $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $7.50, UTG folds, CO calls $5.50

      Flop: ($17.25) A:spade: Q:heart: Q:spade: (2 Players)
      Hero checks, CO bets $10, Hero calls $10

      Turn: ($37.25) 5:heart: (2 Players)
      Hero checks, CO bets $32.20 and is All-In, Hero calls $29.50 and is All-In

      River: ($96.25) 4:spade: (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

      Results: $96.25 Pot ($2 Rake)
      Hero showed A:heart: K:diamond: (two pair, Aces and Queens) and LOST (-$47 NET)
      CO showed 3:heart: 2:club: (a straight, Ace to Five) and WON $94.25 (+$47.25 NET)

      Villain was 86/0 over 30 hands and I though its a WA/WB situation, and it was :rolleyes: , I was WAAAYYYYYY ahead.
    • Nitrub
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      OMFG, shit starting again.

      Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
      LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

      Hero (BTN): $49
      SB: $69.05
      BB: $101.15
      UTG: $47.40
      MP: $36.25
      CO: $14.95

      Pre-Flop: Q:heart: K:diamond: dealt to Hero (BTN)
      UTG calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB raises to $4.50, BB folds, UTG calls $4, Hero calls $2

      Flop: ($14) T:club: 9:club: J:heart: (3 Players)
      SB checks, UTG bets $9.50, Hero raises to $20, SB folds, UTG raises to $42.90 and is All-In, Hero calls $22.90

      Turn: ($99.80) 9:spade: (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

      River: ($99.80) J:diamond: (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

      Results: $99.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
      Hero mucked Q:heart: K:diamond: and LOST (-$47.40 NET)
      UTG showed T:spade: J:spade: (a full house, Jacks full of Tens) and WON $96.80 (+$49.40 NET)

      I hoped button to call and UTG to squeeze. Put him on 77-JJ.
    • Nitrub
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      OMFG, EVERY FKN TIME I GO TO NL50 $HIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS - down 6 buyins today already.

      WHAT IS THIS??
    • SoyCD
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      Originally posted by Nitrub
      This is just unbelievably sick


      Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
      LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

      SB: $56.35
      Hero (BB): $47
      UTG: $54.35
      CO: $49.70
      BTN: $48.25

      Pre-Flop: A:heart: K:diamond: dealt to Hero (BB)
      UTG raises to $2, CO calls $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $7.50, UTG folds, CO calls $5.50

      Flop: ($17.25) A:spade: Q:heart: Q:spade: (2 Players)
      Hero checks, CO bets $10, Hero calls $10

      Turn: ($37.25) 5:heart: (2 Players)
      Hero checks, CO bets $32.20 and is All-In, Hero calls $29.50 and is All-In

      River: ($96.25) 4:spade: (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

      Results: $96.25 Pot ($2 Rake)
      Hero showed A:heart: K:diamond: (two pair, Aces and Queens) and LOST (-$47 NET)
      CO showed 3:heart: 2:club: (a straight, Ace to Five) and WON $94.25 (+$47.25 NET)

      Villain was 86/0 over 30 hands and I though its a WA/WB situation, and it was :rolleyes: , I was WAAAYYYYYY ahead.
      Wow...

      The 3 high value push... that is just sick :/
    • Nitrub
      Nitrub
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      I hate poker, nothing else to say.

      Its not possible to have SO BAD downswing in a row. Why this shit happens?
    • SonicXT
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      It happens to make sure the worst players also get their winning moments and therefore will reload more often hoping for more of these moments. Without suckouts and variance, only the best players would remain and the worse ones would lose motivation, so on the long term, it's a good thing.

      But ... this is really sick for you. I hope you recover soon (and you can)
    • Nitrub
      Nitrub
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      I wasn't really tilty after that 32o beat, but when I just kept getting beat, flopped mid-set on 89T flop and J on turn, sets on monotone flops, huge calldowns by openenders which arrives at river, then I got mad. Perhaps the fact that i've tried 3 times already to move up to NL50 and stay there, which has failed horribly every time makes me angry. Not playing with scared money
      or something similar.
      I'm not bursting money in while i'm on tilt at all.

      Now it seems like i'm doing better.
    • Nitrub
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      "Now it seems like i'm doing better. "


      I'm eating my words

      Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
      LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

      Hero (BTN): $49.25
      SB: $25.40
      BB: $21
      UTG: $64.40
      MP: $40.40
      CO: $50

      Pre-Flop: 2:spade: 2:heart: dealt to Hero (BTN)
      2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, BB raises to $2.50, CO calls $1, Hero calls $1, SB calls $1

      Flop: ($10) 5:club: 9:club: 2:diamond: (4 Players)
      SB checks, BB bets $5, CO folds, Hero raises to $14, SB folds, BB calls $9

      Turn: ($38) K:diamond: (2 Players)
      BB bets $4.50 and is All-In, Hero calls $4.50

      River: ($47) Q:spade: (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

      Results: $47 Pot ($2.25 Rake)
      Hero mucked 2:spade: 2:heart: and LOST (-$21 NET)
      BB showed K:spade: K:club: (three of a kind, Kings) and WON $44.75 (+$23.75 NET)

      This has became the standard beat for me today. As well as gutshot hits.