SwankPoker - A Fusion of Sex & Poker

    • TerrorBlade
      TerrorBlade
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      Joined: 16.10.2007 Posts: 1,922
      Swank Poker.

      I saw a thread about it on 2p2 and just had to share. It seems to be a new poker room which is a blend of sex + poker where you redeem the player points for things like "Shoot a hardcore scene with one of our Swank actresses" and naked avatars in the game etc.

      I don't know if I can link directly cause technically there is porn at the other end, but just google the name.

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    • MackieeE
      MackieeE
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      Joined: 07.02.2008 Posts: 31
      What the hell Oo.. lol
    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
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      Joined: 23.02.2007 Posts: 3,385
    • straddler71
      straddler71
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      Joined: 03.07.2008 Posts: 516
      Holy crap just took a look at that site. Do you all think that its a good idea or a bad idea offering rewards like that?

      Terrorblade you going to try and earn enough points for your first hardcore scene? LoL, just having fun with you, hope you don't get mad at me. Only 100,000 points without travel. Heh Heh.

      For anyone reading this post if you could get 1 reward from the rewards listed which one would you get?
    • TerrorBlade
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      I'd take my years supply of condoms here:

      4 days, 3 nights at an all-inclusive adult resort

      Exotic adult vacations for open minded gentleman. A small, yet exclusive, resort for a select few where you can enjoy the companionship of the most beautiful women from all over the world. All packages include: airport transfer; elegant, spacious and private suites with king size bed, luxurious bathroom and air conditioning; 24 hours a day female companion who understands the meaning of "full service" adult entertainment for your entire stay, from 3 to 5 different girls every 24 hours (including one girl overnight). Only 300,000 Swank Points without air travel.

      That is after I star in my own hardcore scene.
    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
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      did you read the thread on 2p2? the replies from the manager (samofswank) are just pure gold :heart:
    • TerrorBlade
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      Lmao just did now.

      [x] Swank Poker delivers.
    • chenny8888
      chenny8888
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      Joined: 03.10.2007 Posts: 19,324
      naturally i scoped the site straight away. there is not nearly enough volume, and the games on mansion are just as soft.. now to wait until this gets more popular... might try some of the gtd freezeouts though, sick overlay.
    • TerrorBlade
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      Originally posted by chenny8888
      naturally i scoped the site straight away. there is not nearly enough volume, and the games on mansion are just as soft.. now to wait until this gets more popular... might try some of the gtd freezeouts though, sick overlay.
      [x] He's dead serious.

      Mansion might be softer but Swank gets you harder.
    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
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      Joined: 23.02.2007 Posts: 3,385
      yeah, swank is def. juicier

      ok, i'll go now ^^
    • straddler71
      straddler71
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      Anyone plan on joining swank? I think I might but not right away, wait till the site has alot more players. The reward that I would work towards is the 4 day, 3 night stay at an all inclusive adult resort. Description of that reward was already posted by terrorblade. That would be a cool reward to get.
    • Skribbles
      Skribbles
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      Joined: 29.01.2008 Posts: 57
      [x] Deposits
      My ex's never let me get any good hardcore footage on film this could be my last chance.
      The rewards are alright i guess but i really do want that Pokerstars T-shirt and Beany...
    • NRGBlaze
      NRGBlaze
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      Joined: 08.06.2008 Posts: 604
      Originally posted by straddler71
      Anyone plan on joining swank? I think I might but not right away, wait till the site has alot more players. The reward that I would work towards is the 4 day, 3 night stay at an all inclusive adult resort. Description of that reward was already posted by terrorblade. That would be a cool reward to get.
      hmmmmmmm
      why do I think that it would be a lot easier just to actually RAISE the money for that vacation?!? :rolleyes:
    • Drakhor
      Drakhor
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      Joined: 13.01.2008 Posts: 554
      Will this ever become a PokerStrategy affiliate? :D

      [EDIT]: ZOMG! They have a table called Luxembourg!!
    • rhinoneil
      rhinoneil
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      Joined: 16.04.2008 Posts: 1,159
      what is 2p2?
    • Velak
      Velak
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      Joined: 19.04.2008 Posts: 542
      He's referring to the forum over at 2+2, the book publishing company that publishes many of the most respected poker books on the planet.

      Two Plus Two Poker Forum
    • ManniXXX
      ManniXXX
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      Joined: 05.09.2007 Posts: 707
      Poker Prostitution FTW
    • straddler71
      straddler71
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      nrgblaze your right it would be actually easier to raise the money yourself. Did some research on the site. The trip I want would be about 300,000 points. You get a point for every $0.10 you contribute to the rake. When I contributed $30,000.00 to rake I would have enough points to take the trip. You'd be better off redeeming your points for cash and pay for the trip yourself or just pay for the trip from the site that you are already on.

      Is that a good or bad system for accumulating poker points? Seems like you could accumulate points faster if you get involved in big pots instead of picking up a point for every 20 raked hands at the rest of the sites.