I put this thread in the fun section because this is NOT the way to play poker! If it is too long then just scroll to the bottom and check the last hand! It will horrify any purist as far as poker is concerned. So just read it and enjoy. I play mainly SSS on NL25 on Stars. Yesterday went particularly bad as I lost 10 buy-ins. Examples include the following:

Just doubled up and waiting for BB...

Known players:
Position:
Stack
SB:
$23.25
Hero:
$7.65
BU:
$22.90

0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BB with K:spade: , K:diamond:
MP2 folds, MP3 calls $0.25, CO folds, BU raises to $0.75, SB calls $0.65, Hero raises to $2.25, MP3 folds, BU calls $1.50, SB raises to $4.75, Hero raises to $7.65 (All-In), BU calls $5.40, SB raises to $12.75, BU calls $5.10.

Flop: ($33.40) 2:diamond: , 9:heart: , A:spade: (2 players)
SB bets $10.50 (All-In), BU raises to $10.15 (All-In), SB gets uncalled bet back..

Final Pot: $53.70

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a pair of kings (Ks Kd)
SB shows a pair of aces (Kh Ad)
BU shows a pair of jacks (Js Jc)

SB wins with a pair of aces (Kh Ad)


Damn you auto post...
Known players:
Position:
Stack
Hero:
$6.55
BU:
$17.05

0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BB with K:club: , K:spade:
5 folds, BU calls $0.25, SB folds, Hero raises to $1.25, BU calls $1.00.

Flop: ($2.60) 5:club: , T:club: , 7:spade: (2 players)
Hero bets $2.25, BU raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $5.30 (All-In), BU calls $0.80.

Final Pot: $13.20

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a pair of kings (Kc Ks)
BU shows a straight, jack high (9s Td)

BU wins with a straight, jack high (9s Td)

and some of these...


Known players:
Position:
Stack
SB:
$21.40
Hero:
$5.90
MP3:
$5.00

0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BB with K:diamond: , A:heart: . MP3 posts a blind of $0.25.
3 folds, MP3 raises to $0.50, 2 folds, SB calls $0.40, Hero raises to $1.50, MP3 calls $1.00, SB calls $1.00.

Flop: ($4.50) 5:club: , 5:diamond: , K:heart: (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.40 (All-In), MP3 raises to $3.50 (All-In), SB calls $4.40.

Final Pot: $16.80

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows two pairs, kings and fives (Kd Ah)
SB shows two pairs, aces and fives (Ad Ac)
MP3 shows two pairs, kings and fives (8d Kc)

SB wins with two pairs, aces and fives (Ad Ac)

so I stopped playing...

I had like $20 on Party and decided to SSS some of the jackpot tables for a chance to get the BBJ that is over one million. I know:

[ ] Bankroll management

Bought into a NL25 with $5 and doubled up with AA


Known players:
Position:
Stack
BB:
$6.85
Hero:
$5.15

0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A:diamond: , A:club:
Hero raises to $1.00, 6 folds, BB calls $0.75.

Flop: ($2.10) Q:diamond: , 6:diamond: , 9:heart: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.50, BB calls $1.50.

Turn: ($5.10) 2:spade: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.65 (All-In), BB calls $2.65.

River: ($10.40) 4:heart:


Final Pot: $10.40

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a pair of aces (Ad Ac)
BB shows high card queen with jack kicker (Tc Jd)

Hero wins with a pair of aces (Ad Ac)

I looked at the stats and these guys were very loose and passive and loves to go to showdown. This is were the fun starts...I played a few donk hands like 48s on button and bluffed a few guys of pots showing them the junk I had. Then this hand...


Known players:
Position:
Stack
Hero:
$14.43
CO:
$41.97
BU:
$21.57

0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BB with A:diamond: , Q:diamond:
4 folds, CO raises to $0.75, BU calls $0.75, SB folds, Hero calls $0.50.

Flop: ($2.35) J:spade: , 6:diamond: , K:spade: (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $1.25, BU calls $1.25, Hero calls $1.25.

Turn: ($6.10) 3:diamond: (3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BU checks.

River: ($6.10) 5:diamond: (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $2.25, BU calls $2.25, Hero raises to $12.42, CO folds, BU calls $10.17.

Final Pot: $33.19

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a flush, ace high (Ad Qd)
BU shows a pair of jacks (Jd Ah)

Hero wins with a flush, ace high (Ad Qd)

Then more of the same. I would fold if someone showed too much aggression. Then this one:


Known players:
Position:
Stack
BB:
$4.75
MP1:
$5.07
Hero:
$25.22
BU:
$25.00

0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (10 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is CO with J:heart: , 9:diamond: . MP1 posts a blind of $0.25.
3 folds, MP1 checks, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.25, BU calls $0.25, SB folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($1.10) Q:club: , 7:diamond: , 8:club: (4 players)
BB bets $0.25, MP1 folds, Hero calls $0.25, BU raises to $1.50, BB calls $1.25, Hero calls $1.25.

Turn: ($5.60) T:spade: (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BU bets $5.00, BB folds, Hero calls $5.00.

River: ($15.60) 4:spade: (2 players)
Hero checks, BU bets $4.00, Hero raises to $8.00, BU calls $4.00.

Final Pot: $31.60

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a straight, queen high (Jh 9d)
BU shows two pairs, queens and tens (Qh Th)

Hero wins with a straight, queen high (Jh 9d)


Some real serious abuse came from some members of the table... more of the same and then this one:


Known players:
Position:
Stack
UTG+2:
$33.05
Hero:
$47.73

0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (10 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J:spade: , Q:club:
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $0.75, MP1 folds, Hero calls $0.75, 5 folds.

Flop: ($1.85) T:heart: , 6:club: , 9:club: (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $1.45, Hero calls $1.45.

Turn: ($4.75) Q:heart: (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $0.25, UTG+2 raises to $4.50, Hero calls $4.25.

River: ($13.75) K:club: (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $6.25, Hero calls $6.25.

Final Pot: $26.25

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a straight, king high (Js Qc)
UTG+2 shows high card ace with king kicker (Ad 2d)

Hero wins with a straight, king high (Js Qc)

Now I took my foot off the gas and tried the friendly approach saying how sorry I was and that I was on tilt etc and that I play usually very tight. More abuse followed needless to say...

Then the jackpot...


Known players:
Position:
Stack
BB:
$23.42
Hero:
$58.87
MP2:
$6.41

0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (10 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A:diamond: , A:club:
UTG folds, Hero calls $0.25, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, 4 folds, BB checks.

    Hero says:"I really hope someone busts my quad aces"

Flop: ($0.85) 2:spade: , 3:spade: , K:club: (3 players)
BB bets $0.65, Hero raises to $4.67, MP2 folds, BB calls $4.02.

    Villan says:"45 of spades hey"

Turn: ($10.19) 2:diamond: (2 players)
BB raises $18.50 (All-In), Hero calls $18.50.

River: ($47.19) 3:heart:


    Villan says:"u f idi ot"

Final Pot: $47.19

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows two pairs, aces and threes (Ad Ac)
BB shows two pairs, threes and deuces (9d Qd)

Hero wins with two pairs, aces and threes (Ad Ac)

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left the table with that.

[ ] BRM
[x] got lucky
[ ] make money playing this way in long run
[x] had fun!!!!!!!!!!!