Raped by a donkey.

    • Glopslart
      Joined: 18.05.2008 Posts: 331
      This is precisely as painful as it sounds.

      The battlefield here is a 50+10 i-poker full ring SNG. [That's CENTS not $ before you all get too excited. ]

      Starting blinds are 10/20 and a full table.

      A bold soldier in early-mid open- limps. It is folded round to me in late-mid, where I sit looking at AQ :club: . Naturally, because I am so well-trained, :D I stick in the PS-approved raise to 100.

      The button flats me.

      Holy Cow!!! What manner of monster cards could he have????????.
      The blinds fold. The bold open-limper folds.

      It's just Flattie and me to see the flop. This comes down AQ :diamond: and 3 :club: .
      OK, here there is a game decision. I ask the community and the coaches: Did I do the right thing?

      My decision was to check. Why? I had two top pairs on the flop, and I reasoned that I wanted to induce a bet or a shove from the BU. I am ahead of every starting hand except QQ , AA and 33. I reasoned that AA was unlikely, else I would have been given a 4-bet preflop.

      The other decision would have been to bet out strong, to take the pot immediately and to protect against a possible :diamond: flush draw.

      Anyway, I checked and Flattie duly shoves. I call.

      To my astonishment, Flattie had called my raise with 7 :spade: and 10 :diamond: !!!

      There could be only ONE POSSIBLE REWARD for such craziness!!!

      Yup! By the river, two more diamonds have fallen : Flattie doubles up, and I am eliminated.

      I have been tillting off my BR for days since ..... :f_frown:
  • 8 replies
    • spreeboy
      Joined: 06.09.2010 Posts: 223

      Nothing we can do if site helped the donkey. But spewing more money because of this is worse than a bad beat.

      Regarding the hand, I think its better to bet flop, and hope villain calls with worse. If we want to induce, then turn is the best spot for it... we check and then 3bet. We need to bet flop because we want to steal on that board too if we don't have it. Also, if you check flop and then villain finds out on later street that you are not folding against his aggression, he will likely smell a slowplay. (Though this player is not good enough to even notice it)

      BTW, the laugh is not for the bad beat but for the way you wrote the hand. :D
    • taavi1337
      Joined: 29.05.2009 Posts: 2,920
      This thread title would get millions of views in many other forums :f_biggrin:
    • Itsnevereasy
      Joined: 08.08.2010 Posts: 381
      Epic story!
    • fritsprive
      Joined: 30.08.2013 Posts: 17
      Well , sorry to disappoint you, but he wasn't a donk.

      It was Daniel Negreanu undercover playing his favorite hand !!! :D
    • unshpe
      Joined: 20.05.2013 Posts: 294
      Misleading title... Thought it was porn...
    • kurrkabin
      Joined: 12.10.2010 Posts: 5,976
      Originally posted by unshpe
      Misleading title... Thought it was porn...

      :D :D :D hahahhah
    • alloman
      Joined: 24.11.2007 Posts: 1,233
      when this kind stuff happen i do that with party poker no joke for real i call the vip support and ask why their rng always fuck me then she will explain to you how the rng work

      by calling the vip team its help you to let go out all the dirty stuff but stay polit tho remember she or he doesnt deserve to get scream at or calling name its not her or his fault
    • ThatGuyMatt
      Joined: 03.12.2010 Posts: 3,748
      Originally posted by kurrkabin
      Originally posted by unshpe
      Misleading title... Thought it was porn...

      :D :D :D hahahhah
      One of those "I know I shouldn't, but I'm gonna have to click that" moments? :D