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    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
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      Joined: 23.02.2007 Posts: 3,385
      I'm not too sure how we've gone this long without this, but here's a thread for all those priceless IRC (or forum) quotes - namely, SoyCD's godawful puns or TribunCaesar's forum gems

      So.. let's start it off with this one:

      <Flowing> i made 5 FH's in ~25-30 hand today lol
      <Velak> wow
      <Velak> that's crazy hot Flowing
      <Velak> nice
      <Flowing> yea was insane
      <@SoyCD> ya, the olsen twins did 192 full houses in 8 years
      <@SoyCD> as a comparison
      - No further comments required.
  • 13 replies
    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
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      Joined: 23.02.2007 Posts: 3,385
      2500th post special: the classic Tribun tourney achievement pic:


      :D
    • Cardbender
      Cardbender
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      Joined: 03.03.2008 Posts: 1,076
      :D
    • SoyCD
      SoyCD
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      Joined: 20.02.2008 Posts: 6,356
      I think this fits here well :D

      [18:09] <Cannell555> hey soy
      [18:09] <Cannell555> make me sticky soy
      [18:09] <Velak> heh.. and be careful how you interpret that
    • TribunCaesar
      TribunCaesar
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      Joined: 29.04.2007 Posts: 13,264
      Lol, that pic got really classic.
    • Hlynkinn
      Hlynkinn
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      Joined: 14.06.2008 Posts: 4,998
      (-22:08:59-) <Hlynkinn> I'm pushing any two under the gun
      (-22:09:15-) <Velak> you have to.. less than 3BB.
      (-22:09:15-) <Cannell555> go for live cards if ultra short imo
      (-22:09:23-) <Velak> or push any if you're the first in
      (-22:09:32-) <finchybg> on the bb you could get better odds
      (-22:09:34-) <Hlynkinn> I got no fold eq..
      (-22:09:44-) <Hlynkinn> I just gotta donk out
      (-22:09:47-) <Hlynkinn> or donk up
      (-22:09:57-) <awishformore> u still got a little fe
      (-22:09:57-) <Velak> hopefully you'll pick up a hand you can pray with
      (-22:09:58-) <awishformore> :D
      (-22:10:17-) <Hlynkinn> I would bet on aces
      (-22:10:18-) <finchybg> don't worry.. after all 72 vs AK is 60/40
      (-22:10:22-) <Cannell555> no cards over a 8 in my deck, im sure
      (-22:10:24-) <finchybg> so any two isnt that bad
      (-22:10:25-) <finchybg> :)
      (-22:10:32-) <ForAcesAAAA> AQo
      (-22:10:35-) * Jim9137 has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
      (-22:10:35-) * Jim9136 is now known as Jim9137
      (-22:10:38-) <Hlynkinn> LOOOL
      (-22:10:39-) <Hlynkinn> ACES
      (-22:10:45-) <awishformore> NIIIIIIICE
      (-22:10:46-) <awishformore> :P
      (-22:10:47-) <finchybg> :D
      (-22:10:49-) <awishformore> zomg
      (-22:10:50-) <Cannell555> nh sir
      (-22:10:53-) <Velak> LOL.. NICE TIMING
      (-22:10:55-) <ForAcesAAAA> phew
      (-22:10:58-) <SuperSoyCD> hold
      (-22:10:58-) <SuperSoyCD> ^^
      (-22:11:03-) <awishformore> YES
      (-22:11:04-) <awishformore> :
      (-22:11:04-) <Velak> dodge a nice!
      (-22:11:04-) <SuperSoyCD> nh
      (-22:11:08-) <Cannell555> nh sir
      (-22:11:10-) <Velak> now you gotta do it again
      (-22:11:11-) <Hlynkinn> II called my aces whats up with that?

      lmao It's one of my best moments I've had in the botd :)
    • Velak
      Velak
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      Joined: 19.04.2008 Posts: 542
      this comeback made me laugh, it might be a "you had to be there" thing, but.. I thought it was good:m


      [15:15] <Hlynkinn> my rakeback will be more then my profit for this week
      [15:15] <Hlynkinn> lol
      [15:21] <Alexd10> u get rakeback on stars?
      [15:22] <Hlynkinn> I play full tilt
      [15:22] <Hlynkinn> and mtt's on stars
      [15:22] <Alexd10> oh right
      [15:22] <Hlynkinn> I got moneys
      [15:22] <Hlynkinn> erywhere
      [15:22] <Alexd10> lol
      [15:22] <Hlynkinn> even your gf has some of my monniesss
      [15:22] <Velak> lol
      [15:22] <Velak> that's cause she's better at poker than you are.
    • Gerv
      Gerv
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      Joined: 07.05.2008 Posts: 17,678
      Holland vs France in the Titan Freeroll:

      (18:27:09) (GekkeGek) Je parle Francais un petit peu
      (18:27:11) (GekkeGek) comme
      (18:27:17) (GekkeGek) "Le papillon sur la table"
      (18:27:19) (GekkeGek) rotes Gesicht
      (18:27:29) (FF`) You speak french like a french speak english
      (18:27:32) (FF`) Terrible.
      Tournament Start: 18:00 CET
      (18:05:04) (FF`) out du silver
      (18:05:08) (FF`) all-in sur le bronze
      (18:05:09) (FF`) gogogogo

      [.... 1 minute later ....]

      (18:06:02) (FF`) out du bronze
      (18:06:03) (FF`) gg
      (19:24:03) 02• 02Lurkerbelow (~chatzilla@xxx.nl) has left IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208])
      (19:24:16) (nrg|dust^) He's really a Tiltbunny 0_o
      (18:38:38) (@Kheops) out QJ vs AA ^^
      (18:40:23) (Gerv) Why do you shove with QJ then
      (18:40:24) (Gerv) ^.^
      (18:40:35) (onlyplayragz)grow up
      18:09:11) (Gerv) (18:08:02) Do you keep track when your French members are donks out of those freerolls?
      (FF`) nop Gerv
      (montanatoni) C'etait pas mauvais avant la catastrophe
      (Gerv) At least I know it from you
      (18:08:17) (FF`) 90% of the frenchis are Retard
      (18:08:23) (Gerv) delayed?
      (18:08:27) (FF`) we don't care about those morrons
    • Hlynkinn
      Hlynkinn
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      Joined: 14.06.2008 Posts: 4,998
      (-20:51:02-) <Grimzor> well my sng graph has penis on it now
      (-20:51:24-) <Velak> is that a good thing, or a bad thing?
      (-20:51:44-) <Grimzor> bad
      (-20:52:35-) <Grimzor> half penis is good
      (-20:53:08-) <Grimzor> you see to draw penis your graph must go up very quick
      (-20:53:21-) <Grimzor> and then come down
      (-20:53:31-) <Grimzor> half is good cause then it only go up :)
      (-20:53:34-) <Velak> It's ok Grimzor.. I don't need lessons in drawing a penis.
    • Hlynkinn
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      (-17:27:23-) <Hlynkinn> players are drunk and loose
      (-17:27:24-) <Hlynkinn> gotta love it
      (-17:27:34-) <cardbender> drunk already ?
      (-17:27:55-) <Hlynkinn> It's five AM somewhere
      (-17:27:56-) <Hlynkinn> you knooo
      (-17:29:38-) <cardbender> y i bone blew my BR at 5am after a late night of drinking.... it was St Paddy's Day 8-)
      (-17:29:47-) <Velak> it's 5:35AM in Anadyr
      (-17:30:23-) <cardbender> i think went and took a 100$ and sat down at a table
      (-17:30:26-) <Velak> and kamchatka!
      (-17:30:44-) <cardbender> they dont have computers in kamachka
      (-17:30:54-) <cardbender> lol
      (-17:31:27-) <Velak> I'm sure somewhere in Kamchatka, there's a computer, and a drunk guy
    • Backcushion
      Backcushion
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      Joined: 29.12.2007 Posts: 816
      when I asked who the hell is J(you know the card):


      [16:41] <Vargan> jack isnt the prince
      [16:41] <Vargan> <.<
      [16:42] <Jyri^> soldier?
      [16:42] <Vargan> hes the funny man
      [16:42] <Vargan> jack of all trades :P
      [16:42] <Jyri^> ok
      [16:42] <Jyri^> :O
      [16:42] <Vargan> ATLEAST IN MY HEAD HE IS AHAHAHA
      [16:42] <Jyri^> LOL
    • Vargan
      Vargan
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      Joined: 07.03.2008 Posts: 565
      Originally posted by Backcushion
      when I asked who the hell is J(you know the card):


      [16:41] <Vargan> jack isnt the prince
      [16:41] <Vargan> <.<
      [16:42] <Jyri^> soldier?
      [16:42] <Vargan> hes the funny man
      [16:42] <Vargan> jack of all trades :P
      [16:42] <Jyri^> ok
      [16:42] <Jyri^> :O
      [16:42] <Vargan> ATLEAST IN MY HEAD HE IS AHAHAHA
      [16:42] <Jyri^> LOL

      Ahahaha. This made my day. :heart:
    • csc0sa
      csc0sa
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      cough bash cough . cough org
    • Kimber88
      Kimber88
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      Joined: 08.07.2008 Posts: 1,333
      Originally posted by csc0sa
      cough bash cough . cough org
      lol. hahahahahah... You're so funny..