Idiotic hand of the day, for you to laugh...

    • vladjestrovic
      vladjestrovic
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      Joined: 16.07.2007 Posts: 5
      I'm the 'Jestrovic' one; let's have a look:

      PokerStars Game #20656155428: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/09/24 10:48:57 ET
      Table 'Lexell III' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
      Seat 1: Hadijani ($3.96 in chips)
      Seat 2: flipdaflop2 ($2.81 in chips)
      Seat 3: Marshall8181 ($1 in chips)
      Seat 4: PoK3Rf4n1234 ($2.94 in chips)
      Seat 5: tania0692002 ($9.41 in chips)
      Seat 6: shaktale66 ($3.04 in chips)
      Seat 7: La.tornade ($4.98 in chips)
      Seat 8: RoCKHeaD1221 ($5 in chips)
      Seat 9: Jestrovic ($5.02 in chips)
      La.tornade: posts small blind $0.01
      RoCKHeaD1221: posts big blind $0.02
      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to Jestrovic [Ks Kc]
      Jestrovic: raises $0.07 to $0.09
      Hadijani: folds
      flipdaflop2: folds
      Marshall8181: folds
      PoK3Rf4n1234: folds
      tania0692002: folds
      shaktale66: calls $0.09
      La.tornade: raises $0.07 to $0.16
      RoCKHeaD1221: folds
      Jestrovic: raises $0.43 to $0.59
      shaktale66: folds
      La.tornade: calls $0.43
      *** FLOP *** [3c Ts 2h]
      La.tornade: checks
      Jestrovic: bets $0.99
      La.tornade: calls $0.99
      *** TURN *** [3c Ts 2h] [Qd]
      La.tornade: checks
      Jestrovic: bets $1.70
      La.tornade: raises $1.70 to $3.40 and is all-in
      Jestrovic said, "QQ? fk this"
      Jestrovic: calls $1.70
      *** RIVER *** [3c Ts 2h Qd] [Ad]
      *** SHOW DOWN ***
      La.tornade: shows [Ac Kh] (a pair of Aces)
      Jestrovic: shows [Ks Kc] (a pair of Kings)
      La.tornade collected $9.62 from pot
      Jestrovic said, "hellllll"
      *** SUMMARY ***
      Total pot $10.07 | Rake $0.45
      Board [3c Ts 2h Qd Ad]
      Seat 1: Hadijani folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 2: flipdaflop2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 3: Marshall8181 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 4: PoK3Rf4n1234 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 5: tania0692002 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 6: shaktale66 (button) folded before Flop
      Seat 7: La.tornade (small blind) showed [Ac Kh] and won ($9.62) with a pair of Aces
      Seat 8: RoCKHeaD1221 (big blind) folded before Flop
      Seat 9: Jestrovic showed [Ks Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
  • 9 replies
    • Hlynkinn
      Hlynkinn
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      Joined: 14.06.2008 Posts: 4,998
      Hand converter please :)
    • Puciek
      Puciek
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      Joined: 23.01.2008 Posts: 657
      Just a suckout, nothing new
    • vladjestrovic
      vladjestrovic
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      Joined: 16.07.2007 Posts: 5
      Part two, the day after:

      *********** # 66 **************
      PokerStars Game #20679283842: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/09/25 8:11:10 ET
      Table 'Gyas' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
      Seat 1: Jestrovic ($5 in chips)
      Seat 2: Rand0rm ($1.98 in chips)
      Seat 3: carlomagno ($5 in chips)
      Seat 4: styladodo ($4.04 in chips)
      Seat 5: off friday ($1.48 in chips)
      Seat 6: Bingooo12 ($1.40 in chips)
      Seat 7: needfeed ($5.54 in chips)
      Seat 8: darekuryga ($0.91 in chips)
      Seat 9: gong4da ($8.62 in chips)
      Rand0rm: posts small blind $0.01
      carlomagno: posts big blind $0.02
      Bingooo12: posts big blind $0.02
      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to Jestrovic [As Ac]
      styladodo: folds
      off friday: calls $0.02
      Bingooo12: checks
      needfeed: raises $0.30 to $0.32
      darekuryga: folds
      gong4da: folds
      Jestrovic: raises $0.58 to $0.90
      Rand0rm: folds
      carlomagno: folds
      off friday: folds
      Bingooo12: folds
      needfeed: calls $0.58
      *** FLOP *** [4d 8c 2c]
      needfeed: bets $4.64 and is all-in
      Jestrovic: calls $4.10 and is all-in
      Uncalled bet ($0.54) returned to needfeed
      *** TURN *** [4d 8c 2c] [Qc]
      *** RIVER *** [4d 8c 2c Qc] [7s]
      *** SHOW DOWN ***
      needfeed: shows [8h 4h] (two pair, Eights and Fours)
      Jestrovic: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)
      needfeed collected $9.57 from pot
      *** SUMMARY ***
      Total pot $10.07 | Rake $0.50
      Board [4d 8c 2c Qc 7s]
      Seat 1: Jestrovic (button) showed [As Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
      Seat 2: Rand0rm (small blind) folded before Flop
      Seat 3: carlomagno (big blind) folded before Flop
      Seat 4: styladodo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 5: off friday folded before Flop
      Seat 6: Bingooo12 folded before Flop
      Seat 7: needfeed showed [8h 4h] and won ($9.57) with two pair, Eights and Fours
      Seat 8: darekuryga folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 9: gong4da folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    • Gerv
      Gerv
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      Joined: 07.05.2008 Posts: 17,678
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      HAND #1
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      Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
      Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

      UTG+1: $3.96 (198 bb)
      MP1: $2.81 (140.5 bb)
      MP2: $1 (50 bb)
      MP3: $2.94 (147 bb)
      CO: $9.41 (470.5 bb)
      BTN: $3.04 (152 bb)
      SB: $4.98 (249 bb)
      BB: $5 (250 bb)
      Hero (UTG): $5.02 (251 bb)

      Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with K:spade: K:club:
      Hero raises to $0.09, 5 folds, BTN calls $0.09, SB raises to $0.16, BB folds, Hero raises to $0.59, BTN folds, SB calls $0.43

      Flop: ($1.29) 3:club: T:spade: 2:heart: (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $0.99, SB calls $0.99

      Turn: ($3.27) Q:diamond: (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $1.70, SB raises to $3.40 and is all-in, Hero calls $1.70

      River: ($10.07) A:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

      Results (listed below in white, highlight to see): $10.07 pot ($0.45 rake)
      SB showed Ac Kh (a pair of Aces) and won $9.62 ($4.64 net)
      Hero showed Ks Kc (a pair of Kings) and lost (-$4.98 net)




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      HAND #1
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      Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
      Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

      Hero (BTN): $5 (250 bb)
      SB: $1.98 (99 bb)
      BB: $5 (250 bb)
      UTG: $4.04 (202 bb)
      UTG+1: $1.48 (74 bb)
      MP1: $1.40 (70 bb)
      MP2: $5.54 (277 bb)
      MP3: $0.91 (45.5 bb)
      CO: $8.62 (431 bb)

      Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A:spade: A:club:
      MP1 posts BB out of position, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.02, MP1 checks, MP2 raises to $0.32, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.90, 4 folds, MP2 calls $0.58

      Flop: ($1.87) 4:diamond: 8:club: 2:club: (2 players)
      MP2 bets $4.64 and is all-in, Hero calls $4.10 and is all-in

      Turn: ($10.07) Q:club: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
      River: ($10.07) 7:spade: (2 players, 2 are all-in)

      Results (listed below in white, highlight to see): $10.07 pot ($0.50 rake)
      MP2 showed 8h 4h (two pairs, Eights and Fours) and won $9.57 ($4.57 net)
      Hero showed As Ac (a pair of Aces) and lost (-$5 net)
    • batmanbg
      batmanbg
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      Joined: 16.07.2008 Posts: 282
      Because these hands I stopped playing with full stack;-Y
    • davidangel
      davidangel
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      Joined: 03.09.2008 Posts: 456
      At NL2 you are playing with one or at most 2 other sharks at a table full of chum who dont know how to play. So expect lots of action from any starting hand and call 2 pennies with every half-ass starting hand. Easy to Donk'em out at that level, and no one is keeping stats on you, or even watching anything other than the 2 cards in front of thier face. Also remember, chum have a hard time folding suited cards or an Ace, and it is simple math to see that medium suited connectors (queens and below) are the best hand to crack Aces with. And Axs is the hand I see beating KK the most. So it never suprizes me to see hands like these at low limits. Chum are chum are chum, expect it, be thankful they make these plays and pay you out (in the long run).
    • Backcushion
      Backcushion
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      Joined: 29.12.2007 Posts: 816
      i play 84o too,because when you hit monster,you know that opponent will never put you on it.
    • slikec
      slikec
      Global
      Joined: 04.02.2008 Posts: 1,155
      Yesterday i had QQ with position flop came 10AK so after he checked i checked turn J he pushed me all in and i folded lol not realizing that time that i had nuts(no flush possible only flush draw). I just was totally on rush since my computer restarted of overload and i had so many tables to tile up again and didn't see until i fold :(

      But well if you really want to see idiotic hand check this one:
    • TheBrood
      TheBrood
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      Joined: 17.07.2008 Posts: 4,383
      wow this thread has the weirdest posts ever.

      - one said he doesnt play fullstack because of the chum calling stations
      - one said he plays 84o and hopes to hit a monster

      :D