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[PROMOTION] ~~ Pimp Your Hand! ~~

    • MJPerry
      MJPerry
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.10.2011 Posts: 4,910



      Yo dawg, we heard you like hand histories so we made a competition for you to tell us your hand history using pictures, gifs, and memes.


      How does it work?

      Post your hand between January 10 - 31 and make it as funny as you can using pictures, memes, and gifs.

      In the first week of February, the community will vote for the funniest pimped hand history.

      NOTE: members must submit one hand and one hand only. There is no limit on the number of pictures that can be used to pimp the hand - if you want to represent every action with a reaction picture that's fine, but remember that sometimes less is more!


      What can I win?

      The competition awards the following prizes:

      1st prize:
      PokerStrategy.com branded USB stick (8GB)
      1 month status upgrade (February)

      2nd prize:
      $20 paid to Tell-a-Friend account
      1 month status upgrade (February)

      3rd prize:
      1 month status upgrade (February)


      How to make your hand

      Submitting your hand is easy - just find a hand that you can represent with funny pictures, convert it to post in the forums, then choose your pics and supplement the hand history appropriately. You can use a site such as imgur to host the images.


      Example

      Pre-Flop: (1,290, 9 players) Hero is MP1 K:spade: K:heart:
      2 folds, Hero raises to 1,100, 2 folds, CO raises to 4,100, 3 folds, Hero raises to 9,900, CO raises to 27,812 (all-in), Hero calls 17,912.

      Hero shows K:diamond: K:heart:
      CO shows A :spade: Q :spade:

      Flop: 8:spade: K:spade: 2:heart: (56,914, 2 players, 2 all-in)
      Turn: 9:spade: (56,914, 2 players, 2 all-in)
      River: 2:club: (56,914, 2 players, 2 all-in)

      MFW this board runs out:
  • 44 replies
    • martins1337
      martins1337
      Bronze
      Joined: 07.06.2009 Posts: 273
      SB: 104.8 BB
      BB: 99.1 BB
      UTG: 116.4 BB
      Hero (CO): 108.4 BB
      BTN: 59.9 BB

      SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

      Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A:club: A:heart:

      fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, BTN calls 3 BB, SB raises to 12 BB, BB calls 11 BB, Hero raises to 108.4 BB and is all-in, fold, SB calls 92.8 BB and is all-in, BB calls 87.1 BB and is all-in

      SB shows Q:spade: Q:diamond:
      BB shows K:spade: K:diamond:
      Hero shows A:club: A:heart:


      Flop: (311.7 BB, 3 players) 2:spade: K:heart: 4:diamond:



      Turn: (311.7 BB, 3 players) Q:club:



      River: (311.7 BB, 3 players) 3:club:

      SB shows Q:spade: Q:diamond: (Three of a Kind, Queens) (Pre 15%, Flop 0%, Turn 2%)
      BB shows K:spade: K:diamond: (Three of a Kind, Kings) (Pre 18%, Flop 89%, Turn 93%)
      Hero mucks A:club: A:heart: (One Pair, Aces) (Pre 67%, Flop 11%, Turn 5%)
      SB wins 10.9 BB
      BB wins 286.8 BB

    • JCSeerup
      JCSeerup
      Bronze
      Joined: 14.12.2010 Posts: 1,094
      Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 2379566
      DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

      BTN: $19.32
      SB: $10.20
      BB: $4.67
      UTG: $20.46
      UTG+1: $10.37
      UTG+2: $12.59
      MP1: $15.45
      MP2: $41.57
      Hero (CO): $13.89

      Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with A :club: A :spade:



      1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.30, 3 folds, Hero raises to $1.05, BTN calls $1.05, 2 folds, UTG+1 raises to $2.50,



      Hero raises to $4.20, BTN calls $3.15, UTG+1 calls $1.70



      Flop: ($12.75) A :diamond: 5 :club: Q :diamond: (3 players)

      UTG+1 bets $2.40, Hero calls $2.40,



      BTN raises to $4.80, UTG+1 raises to $6.17 all in,



      Hero raises to $9.69 all in, BTN calls $4.89



      Turn: ($38.30) J :spade: (3 players - 2 are all in)

      River: ($38.30) K :heart: (3 players - 2 are all in)

      Final Pot: $38.30

      BTN shows 5 :spade: 5 :diamond: (three of a kind, Fives)

      UTG+1 shows Q :spade: Q :club: (three of a kind, Queens)

      Hero shows A :club: A :spade: (three of a kind, Aces)

      Hero wins $6.95
      Hero wins $29.85
      (Rake: $1.50)

    • MJPerry
      MJPerry
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.10.2011 Posts: 4,910

      Incredible use of the Survivor gif, JCSeerup.
    • Marta
      Marta
      Headadmin
      Headadmin
      Joined: 06.12.2010 Posts: 9,937
      Originally posted by MJPerry

      Incredible use of the Survivor gif, JCSeerup.
    • TetraQuark
      TetraQuark
      Bronze
      Joined: 21.05.2008 Posts: 1,521
      "Stole" this hand from a fellow strategy members blog, cuz I couldn't find anything as mindblowing in my DB to match the gif. Just want to post smth funny and I give my prize to a runner up if I win. :)

      Nothing special ... :P

      iPoker - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
      Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

      Hero (BB): $324.14
      CO: $233.90
      BTN: $202.82
      SB: $80.55

      SB posts SB $0.50, Hero posts BB $1.00

      Pre Flop: (pot: $1.50) Hero has J:diamond: 9:diamond:

      CO raises to $3.00, BTN calls $3.00, fold, Hero raises to $12.00, CO calls $9.00, BTN calls $9.00

      Flop: ($36.50, 3 players) T:club: 8:diamond: T:diamond:
      Hero bets $28.00, CO calls $28.00, BTN calls $28.00

      Turn: ($120.50, 3 players) 8:spade:
      Hero checks, CO checks, BTN checks

      River: ($120.50, 3 players) 7:diamond:
      Hero checks, CO bets $86.50, BTN raises to $162.82, Hero raises to $284.14, CO calls $106.40

      [spoiler]Hero shows J:diamond: 9:diamond: (Straight Flush, Jack High) (Pre 28%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
      CO shows T:heart: T:spade: (Four of a Kind, Tens) (Pre 54%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
      BTN shows 8:heart: 8:club: (Four of a Kind, Eights) (Pre 18%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)
      Hero wins $759.36

    • JJWic3
      JJWic3
      Bronze
      Joined: 26.06.2012 Posts: 338
      PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
      Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

      BTN: $5.06
      SB: $2.90
      BB: $8.41
      Hero (UTG): $5.14
      MP: $5.93
      CO: $3.07

      SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05

      Pre Flop: (pot: $0.07) Hero has 6:heart: 6:club:

      Hero raises to $0.14, MP calls $0.14, CO calls $0.14, fold, fold, fold

      Flop: ($0.49, 3 players) K:diamond: J:spade: 6:diamond:
      Felt like I'm gonna stack somebody.


      Hero checks, MP checks, CO bets $0.15, Hero raises to $0.70, MP calls $0.70, CO raises to $2.93 and is all-in,

      Got ya boy!

      Hero raises to $5.00 and is all-in, fold

      CO shows K:club: K:spade:


      Turn: ($7.05, 2 players) 6:spade:
      Call more pre with KK, fish. That's what you get.


      River: ($7.05, 2 players) K:heart:


      P.S.

      :coolface:
    • PmagicLchocoOballs
      PmagicLchocoOballs
      Bronze
      Joined: 27.12.2013 Posts: 208
      PokerStars Zoom Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.05 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://flopturnriver.com/

      Hero (Button) ($5.87)
      SB ($6.41)
      BB ($8.33)
      UTG ($21.48)
      MP ($6.02)
      CO ($3.95)

      Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, J, A, 10

      1 fold, MP calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.22, 2 folds, MP calls $0.17

      Flop: ($0.51) 6, 10, 9 (2 players)
      MP checks, Hero bets $0.35, MP calls $0.35


      Turn: ($1.21) K (2 players)



      1 fold




      Total pot: $1.21 | Rake: $0.05

    • ThatGuyMatt
      ThatGuyMatt
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.12.2010 Posts: 3,765
      Originally posted by MJPerry
      Incredible use of the Survivor gif, JCSeerup.
      My winner right there.
    • Alan883
      Alan883
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.12.2008 Posts: 1,941


      i like that gif so much :f_cool:
    • Kreatief
      Kreatief
      Bronze
      Joined: 28.01.2006 Posts: 13,896
      Ill post two. I dont care if I will be excluded from the contest, but I like giffed hands too much :D


      1.

      $0.10/$0.25 Zoom Pot Limit Omaha Hi
      PokerStars
      6 Players
      Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

      Stacks:
      UTG ($57.61) 230bb
      UTG+1 ($25) 100bb
      CO ($23.71) 95bb
      BTN ($33.10) 132bb
      SB ($40.78) 163bb
      Hero (BB) ($34.11) 136bb

      Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is BB 8:heart: 2:club: A:club: A:spade:



      1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.75, CO calls $0.75, 1 fold, SB calls $0.65, Hero raises to $3.75



      UTG+1 folds, CO calls $3, SB calls $3

      Flop: A:heart: 6:diamond: 4:spade: ($12, 3 players)




      SB checks, Hero bets $6.90, CO calls $6.90, SB calls $6.90

      Turn: 3:club: ($32.70, 3 players)



      SB goes all-in $30.13





    • Alan883
      Alan883
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.12.2008 Posts: 1,941


      Jimmy McNulty :D
    • beerzy
      beerzy
      Bronze
      Joined: 30.06.2011 Posts: 183
      iPoker - €18.20+€1.80|<> NL - Holdem - 7 players
      Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

      UTG+1: 10,193
      MP: 26,875
      MP+1: 3,848
      Hero (CO): 12,816
      BTN: 28,940
      BB: 6,615
      UTG: 13,045

      7 players post ante of 25, BB posts BB 250



      Pre Flop: (pot: 425) Hero has 8:diamond: 2:club:


      *teh missclick happens*

      UTG raises to 500, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 750, fold, fold, UTG calls 250






      Flop: (1,925, 2 players) 2:heart: 8:club: 3:spade:







      UTG bets 11,250,






      Hero raises to 12,041, UTG calls 791
      UTG shows J:heart: 8:heart:



      Turn: (26,007, 2 players) J:spade:






      River: (26,007, 2 players) 4:heart:







      Hero mucks 8:diamond: 2:club: (Two Pair, Eights and Twos) (Pre 24%, Flop 69%, Turn 5%)
      UTG shows J:heart: 8:heart: (Two Pair, Jacks and Eights) (Pre 76%, Flop 31%, Turn 95%)
      UTG wins 26,007
    • hendo2000
      hendo2000
      Bronze
      Joined: 14.11.2012 Posts: 191
      Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players - View hand 2400330
      DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

      BB: $10.00
      UTG: $10.06
      Hero (UTG+1): $10.00
      MP: $18.51
      CO: $10.00
      BTN: $10.35
      SB: $20.07

      Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is UTG+1 with T :heart: T :club:



      UTG raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, 5 folds

      Flop: ($0.75) A :diamond: 9 :spade: T :diamond: (2 players)



      UTG checks, Hero bets $0.40, UTG calls $0.40

      Turn: ($1.55) J :diamond: (2 players)



      UTG checks, Hero bets $1, UTG raises to $2,



      Hero calls $1

      River: ($5.55) T :spade: (2 players)



      UTG bets $3.50, Hero raises to $7.30 all in, UTG calls $3.80



      Final Pot: $20.15
      UTG shows K :diamond: Q :diamond: (a Royal Flush)



      Hero shows T :heart: T :club: (four of a kind, Tens)
      UTG wins $19.24
      (Rake: $0.91)

    • JCSeerup
      JCSeerup
      Bronze
      Joined: 14.12.2010 Posts: 1,094
      Originally posted by hendo2000
      Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players - View hand 2400330
      DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

      BB: $10.00
      UTG: $10.06
      Hero (UTG+1): $10.00
      MP: $18.51
      CO: $10.00
      BTN: $10.35
      SB: $20.07

      Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is UTG+1 with T :heart: T :club:



      UTG raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, 5 folds

      Flop: ($0.75) A :diamond: 9 :spade: T :diamond: (2 players)



      UTG checks, Hero bets $0.40, UTG calls $0.40

      Turn: ($1.55) J :diamond: (2 players)



      UTG checks, Hero bets $1, UTG raises to $2,



      Hero calls $1

      River: ($5.55) T :spade: (2 players)



      UTG bets $3.50, Hero raises to $7.30 all in, UTG calls $3.80



      Final Pot: $20.15
      UTG shows K :diamond: Q :diamond: (a Royal Flush)



      Hero shows T :heart: T :club: (four of a kind, Tens)
      UTG wins $19.24
      (Rake: $0.91)

    • hendo2000
      hendo2000
      Bronze
      Joined: 14.11.2012 Posts: 191
      Originally posted by JCSeerup

    • jawoftheox
      jawoftheox
      Bronze
      Joined: 11.09.2013 Posts: 216
      888 Poker - $0.02 NL - Holdem - 8 players
      Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

      MP: 112 BB (VPIP: 34.04, PFR: 18.09, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 94)
      MP+1: 100 BB (VPIP: 14.09, PFR: 8.83, 3Bet Preflop: 3.57, Hands: 597)
      CO: 6.5 BB (VPIP: 40.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)
      BTN: 53 BB (VPIP: 21.52, PFR: 7.59, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 79)
      Hero (SB): 100 BB
      BB: 128.5 BB (VPIP: 40.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
      UTG: 87.5 BB (VPIP: 30.25, PFR: 4.92, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 371)
      UTG+1: 106.5 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)

      Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

      Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8:heart: 8:spade:

      fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 4 BB, BB calls 3 BB

      Flop: (8 BB, 2 players) 7:spade: J:spade: T:spade:
      Hero bets 6 BB, BB calls 6 BB

      Turn: (20 BB, 2 players) 4:diamond:
      Hero checks, BB bets 4 BB, Hero calls 4 BB

      River: (28 BB, 2 players) 9:spade:
      Hero bets 86 BB, BB calls 86 BB



      Hero shows 8:heart: 8:spade: (Straight Flush, Jack High) (Pre 18%, Flop 36%, Turn 25%)
      BB shows T:diamond: T:heart: (Three of a Kind, Tens) (Pre 82%, Flop 64%, Turn 75%)
      Hero wins 187.5 BB
    • badgerer
      badgerer
      Bronze
      Joined: 29.03.2010 Posts: 555
      Poker Stars $3.19+$0.31 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds + t5 - 4 players -

      BB: t2838 M = 29.87
      CO: t2619 M = 27.57
      (Hero) BTN: t1608 M = 16.93
      SB: t1935 M = 20.37

      Pre Flop: (t95) Hero is BTN with T :heart: T :club:
      CO raises to t150, Hero raises to t1603 all in, 2 folds, CO Tanks...



      CO calls t1453

      CO shows A :heart: A :diamond:



      Flop: (t3301) A :spade: 6 :spade: 5 :club: (2 players - 1 is all in)



      Turn: (t3301) T :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)

      River: (t3301) T :diamond: (2 players - 1 is all in)

    • Pkrpains
      Pkrpains
      Silver
      Joined: 04.10.2010 Posts: 382
      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
      SB ($52.78)
      BB ($185)
      UTG ($92.90)
      Hero ($209)
      BTN ($215) Dealt to Hero A :heart: K :heart:



      fold, Hero raises to $3, BTN calls $3, fold, fold



      FLOP ($7.50) 5 :club: 3 :club: K :diamond:

      Hero bets $5, BTN raises to $16, Hero calls $11



      TURN ($39.50) 5 :club: 3 :club: K :diamond: A :spade:

      Hero checks, BTN bets $29.62, Hero calls $29.62



      RIVER ($98.74) 5 :club: 3 :club: K :diamond: A :spade: A :club:



      Hero checks, BTN bets $74.05



      Hero raises to $160 (AI), BTN calls $86.68




      Hero shows A :heart: K :heart:
      (Pre 48%, Flop 3.2%, Turn 9.1%)

      BTN shows 5 :heart: 5 :diamond:
      (Pre 52%, Flop 96.8%, Turn 90.9%)

      Hero wins $416

    • TJtheTJ
      TJtheTJ
      Bronze
      Joined: 12.10.2011 Posts: 6,588
      Some excellent ones so far guys, keep them coming! :)