What Pokemon are you?

    • vhallee
      vhallee
      Bronze
      Joined: 30.09.2008 Posts: 1,539
      Don't ask how I found this (it's SoyCD's fault). So anyway, you just need to put your name and your favourite colour (leave the "Or look up a pokéname:" field blank) in order to see what kind of Pokemon you are.

      http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html

      Here's mine:

      Your Pokéname is:
      Flarrina

      Profile
      You live in the steaming jungles of Africa, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, fruits and industrial runoff.

      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You can drink Dr. Pepper. You have bionic implants. You can breathe poison. You have a fear of broken glass. You can shoot lightning bolts. You can shoot bricks. You can float in air. You have uncanny instinct. You can breathe Mr. PiBB.
      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Foomon.


      You hear that? I CAN DRINK DR. PEPPER! Also I can float in air (not sure what that means but oh well).
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    • SoyCD
      SoyCD
      Bronze
      Joined: 20.02.2008 Posts: 6,356
      Mine is the best. He is a new age Jesus (capable of walking on Dr. Pepper) with a magical chest of hats & an irrational fear of maple syrup (which is hard living in Alberta)

      Your Pokéname is:
      Lozard

      Profile
      You live in the veldts of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, grass and wine.

      Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)
      You have a magic chest of hats. You have scaly skin. You have a fear of wind. You can eat poison. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You have a fear of maple syrup.

      Natural Enemies

      Your natural enemy is Drowrider.



      Probably looks something like:

    • EagleStar88
      EagleStar88
      Bronze
      Joined: 06.10.2008 Posts: 7,359
      Your Pokéname is: Clerider

      Profile

      You live in the rivers of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, TV dinners and beer.

      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)

      You have a sequined jumpsuit (wtf? :rolleyes: ). You have a fear of cosmic energy bolts. You can shoot bricks (I think it said Shoot and not Sh..). You can puke iron filings (koool :P ). You can walk on Mr. PiBB. You can throw evil glances.

      Natural Enemies

      Your natural enemy is Snakezard.

      Not sure about copyright issues, so will just link to the image I googled for Clerider:
      http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/5421/weavilepeqn9.jpg


      Bart
    • MrPavlos
      MrPavlos
      Global
      Joined: 12.02.2009 Posts: 553
      Your Pokéname is:
      Droweon

      Profile

      You live in the snowy mountains of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, insects and ambrosia.
      Characteristics

      (Combat and Non-combat)

      You can swim in jet fuel. You can spit wind. You can puke bricks. You can throw broken glass. You can swim in Mr. PiBB.
      Natural Enemies

      Your natural enemy is Lonerd.
    • Gamer135
      Gamer135
      Bronze
      Joined: 28.07.2008 Posts: 253
      Your Pokéname is:
      Flarmon

      Profile
      You live in the icy glaciers of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, small rodents and nectar.

      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You have big hair. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You have scaly skin. You have interchangeable body parts. You can shoot ice bolts. You can shoot maple syrup. You can resist rocks. You can puke poison.

      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Foorina.

      How Canadian can you get? :P
    • NightFrostaSS
      NightFrostaSS
      Bronze
      Joined: 25.10.2008 Posts: 5,255
      Your Pokéname is:
      Mooser
      Profile
      You live in the savannahs of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, rocks and water.
      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You can eat bricks. You can breathe acid. You can puke lava. You can breathe jet fuel. You have a discoball. You can puke electricity. You have a force field.
      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Poliwad.
    • NightFrostaSS
      NightFrostaSS
      Bronze
      Joined: 25.10.2008 Posts: 5,255
      double post.
    • radyan111
      radyan111
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.07.2008 Posts: 1,151
      Your Pokéname is:
      Eeyu

      Profile
      You live in the searing volcanoes of Bali, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, garbage and beer. sooo true... at least the diet part

      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You can breathe electricity. You can throw poison. You can throw tahini. What's tahini? You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can resist kippers. You can resist wind. You can throw rocks. You have a full-body tattoo. Scofield! You can resist acid.
      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Nidolock.
    • alejandrosh
      alejandrosh
      Bronze
      Joined: 02.07.2008 Posts: 4,346
      Charzard
      Profile
      You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, daisies and kerosene. --> (mmm I'm so hungry for kerosene :D )
      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of evil glances. You can puke lava. You can throw tahini. You have a fear of 8-track tapes.
      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Shatrider.
    • dadude77
      dadude77
      Bronze
      Joined: 26.10.2008 Posts: 1,516
      Originally posted by SoyCD
      Mine is the best. He is a new age Jesus (capable of walking on Dr. Pepper) with a magical chest of hats & an irrational fear of maple syrup (which is hard living in Alberta)

      Your Pokéname is:
      Lozard

      Profile
      You live in the veldts of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, grass and wine.

      Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)
      You have a magic chest of hats. You have scaly skin. You have a fear of wind. You can eat poison. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You have a fear of maple syrup.

      Natural Enemies

      Your natural enemy is Drowrider.



      Probably looks something like:

      lmao.. new jesus afraid of maple syrup :D
    • shivas80
      shivas80
      Bronze
      Joined: 24.12.2008 Posts: 573
      Nidotwo
      Profile
      You live in the steaming jungles of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, berries and ambrosia.
      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You have mafia connections. You have a fear of nunchucks. You have scaly skin. You can resist broken glass. You have a fear of rocks. You have a box of LPs.
      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Eecow.
    • SoyCD
      SoyCD
      Bronze
      Joined: 20.02.2008 Posts: 6,356
      Originally posted by shivas80
      Nidotwo
      Profile
      You live in the steaming jungles of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, berries and ambrosia.
      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You have mafia connections. You have a fear of nunchucks. You have scaly skin. You can resist broken glass. You have a fear of rocks. You have a box of LPs.
      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Eecow.
      Wow.. imagine a Pokemon with Mafia connections.. pretty awesome
    • dadude77
      dadude77
      Bronze
      Joined: 26.10.2008 Posts: 1,516
      Originally posted by SoyCD
      Originally posted by shivas80
      Nidotwo
      Profile
      You live in the steaming jungles of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, berries and ambrosia.
      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You have mafia connections. You have a fear of nunchucks. You have scaly skin. You can resist broken glass. You have a fear of rocks. You have a box of LPs.
      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Eecow.
      Wow.. imagine a Pokemon with Mafia connections.. pretty awesome
      THIS ^^ fairly badass :D
    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
      Bronze
      Joined: 23.02.2007 Posts: 3,385
      Your Pokéname is:
      Hypnonerd
      Profile
      You live in the rivers of Asia, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, cows and industrial runoff.
      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You can resist salt spikes. You can resist tahini. You can shoot kippers. You can spit sledgehammers. You can throw acid.

      well, shit.
    • vhallee
      vhallee
      Bronze
      Joined: 30.09.2008 Posts: 1,539
      Originally posted by swissmoumout
      Your Pokéname is:
      Hypnonerd
      Profile
      You live in the rivers of Asia, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, cows and industrial runoff.
      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You can resist salt spikes. You can resist tahini. You can shoot kippers. You can spit sledgehammers. You can throw acid.

      well, shit.
      wow swiss, just wow...

    • TribunCaesar
      TribunCaesar
      Bronze
      Joined: 29.04.2007 Posts: 13,264
      Your Pokéname is:
      Politle
      Profile
      You live in the blazing deserts of Thailand, and your diet consists mostly of grass, daisies and nectar.
      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You can spit maple syrup. You can spit lava. You can resist evil glances. You can throw wind. You can eat fire. You have goassamer wings. You can throw cosmic energy bolts. You can walk on jet fuel.
      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Mooorb.
    • mishkagg
      mishkagg
      Bronze
      Joined: 29.07.2008 Posts: 1,354
      Your Pokéname is:
      Mewlock
      Profile
      You live in the blazing deserts of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, macaroni and cheese and industrial runoff.
      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You have a magic chest of hats. You can puke lava. You have a fear of wind. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have scaly skin. You can resist maple syrup. You have a sequined jumpsuit. You can eat bricks. You can puke hot death.
      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Vaporyu.
    • Schnitzelfisch
      Schnitzelfisch
      Bronze
      Joined: 08.11.2008 Posts: 4,952
      Your Pokéname is:
      Charzard
      Profile
      You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, daisies and kerosene.
      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You have a fear of evil glances. You can puke lava. You can throw tahini. You have a fear of 8-track tapes.
      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Shatrider.

      I'm like alejandro :) . CAN PUKE DR. PEPPER!
    • gape0000
      gape0000
      Bronze
      Joined: 28.08.2007 Posts: 628
      Your Pokéname is:
      Drowtle
      Profile
      You live in the frigid tundra of Siberia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, rocks and water.
      Characteristics
      (Combat and Non-combat)
      You can puke jet fuel. You have a cell phone. You can breathe hot death. You can spit tahini. You can shoot salt spikes. You can resist cosmic energy bolts. You can throw Dr. Pepper. You can resist wind. You have a discoball. You have goassamer wings. You can throw evil glances.
      Natural Enemies
      Your natural enemy is Loorb.
    • Yoghi
      Yoghi
      Black
      Joined: 10.09.2007 Posts: 14,387
      Vaporzard

      Profile

      You live in the arctic wastes of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of bats, TV dinners and Dr. Pepper.
      Characteristics

      (Combat and Non-combat)

      You can spit broken glass. You can spit hot death. You can swim in Mr. PiBB. You can float in water. You can shoot sledgehammers. You have interchangeable body parts.
      Natural Enemies

      Your natural enemy is Mewrider.
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