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I should drink more often...IM A NINJA!

    • zaplol
      zaplol
      Bronze
      Joined: 28.04.2009 Posts: 98
      So, I had a little too much gin&tonic and cognac last night.. Couldn't even remember most of the evening/night.

      Logged into my stars acc, fearing the worst.. To my astonishment - my eyes sprung open, my mouth watered and it just might be that the ground started to shudder.. IDK! - my BR had skyrocketed!! I dno, I was BE_FUDDLED!(Norman Chad *tm).

      BR: $528.05.......................

      "Today's performance"
      Win/Loss: $246,90
      BB/100: 52,05
      Hands: 753

      HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!? No doubt it called for an investigation!

      So I jump into my rocking Inspector Gadget cosplay suit modified to the style of a NINJA!(Inspector Ninja Gadget; picture it..) And I eagerly double-clicked on the ELEPHANT icon; by now my hands are shaking and my heart pounding like that of a hamster in a lions cage.

      Okay okay enough with the storyline(admit it, it was a LITTLE amusing at least)..


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $119,70
      BB:
      $179,30
      CO:
      $362,00

      0,5/1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.67 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is SB with 7:heart: , 7:club:
      2 folds, CO raises to $4,00, BU folds, Hero calls $3,50, BB raises to $16,50, CO calls $12,50, Hero calls $12,50.

      Flop: ($49,50) 7:diamond: , 9:heart: , 7:spade: (3 players)
      Hero checks, BB checks, CO bets $21,00, Hero calls $21,00, BB folds.

      Turn: ($91,50) 6:spade: (2 players)
      Hero checks, CO checks.

      River: ($91,50) K:diamond: (2 players)
      Hero bets $34,00, CO raises to $318,00, Hero calls $48,20 (All-In), CO gets uncalled bet back.

      Final Pot: $255,90

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows four of a kind, sevens (7h 7c)
      CO shows two pairs, nines and sevens (Jc 9s)

      Hero wins with four of a kind, sevens (7h 7c)



      Apparently I flop quads when I'm drunk beyond recognition..

      Sickening BRM, and I'm seriously doubting that it's even the slightest +EV to play when you're unconscious.. Is there something like a digital lock I can put on this damn software? Like if I leave home at midnight, I can just click "Lock for X hrs". Would be neat, because the next time this happens, my BR will probably be something like $0,77.

      Okay enough ranting, PEACE OUT!
  • 6 replies
    • SheepMoose
      SheepMoose
      Bronze
      Joined: 15.01.2009 Posts: 854
      I want to see your chat logs from this session. It probably involves you talking to the dealer saying shit like "yea im durnk lol, what do u meen 15 scndzs left dealr lol"

      Anyway, nh.
    • luitzen
      luitzen
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.04.2009 Posts: 664
      Mail that suggestion to PokerStars;)

      Tonight I also played loaded. I think I was a little bit clearer than you and I stuck to bankroll management. In the beginning I got 3 bad beats and I'm confident they would've been a lot cheaper if I would have been sober, but in the end I still made a quarter buy in profit.
    • zaplol
      zaplol
      Bronze
      Joined: 28.04.2009 Posts: 98
      Originally posted by SheepMoose
      I want to see your chat logs from this session. It probably involves you talking to the dealer saying shit like "yea im durnk lol, what do u meen 15 scndzs left dealr lol"

      Anyway, nh.
      hahaha! I lol'd! I actually remember making a joke at a table.. It went something like "/yells CAN WE GET A NEW DEALER!? THIS ONE'S COLD!"

      I guess I found it hilarious at the time..


      luitzen
      Mail that suggestion to PokerStars ;)
      Haha, maybe I will!
    • SheepMoose
      SheepMoose
      Bronze
      Joined: 15.01.2009 Posts: 854
      P.S. I actually really like how this hand is played. Especially the block bet on the river. Well played. :P
    • redskwerl
      redskwerl
      Black
      Joined: 03.03.2008 Posts: 3,812
      Originally posted by zaplol
      I'm seriously doubting that it's even the slightest +EV to play when you're unconscious
      I think you might be onto something here.
    • zaplol
      zaplol
      Bronze
      Joined: 28.04.2009 Posts: 98
      Originally posted by SheepMoose
      P.S. I actually really like how this hand is played. Especially the block bet on the river. Well played. :P
      What can I say.. Inspector Ninja Gadget!

      Originally posted by redskwerl
      I think you might be on to something here..
      Well, we don't know for sure now, do we!

      Chronicles of the Ninja will reveal the answer soon enough!