lol my aces sux

    • BechorMahluf
      BechorMahluf
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      Joined: 19.06.2009 Posts: 24
      didnt had any luck catching hands in this table but when i caught one it failed lmao..
      Hoschi75 raises to $3.33, and is all in
      666anastasia666 folds
      666anastasia666 adds $0.29
      BechorMahluf calls $1.33
      Hoschi75 shows [5s Ac]
      BechorMahluf shows [As Ah]
      *** FLOP *** [3c Ts 2s]
      *** TURN *** [3c Ts 2s] [4c]
      *** RIVER *** [3c Ts 2s 4c] [2c]
      Hoschi75 shows a straight, Five high
      BechorMahluf shows two pair, Aces and Twos
      Hoschi75 wins the pot ($6.64) with a straight, Five high
      BechorMahluf: wow
      *** SUMMARY ***
      Total pot $7.11 | Rake $0.47
      Board: [3c Ts 2s 4c 2c]
      Seat 1: Sir566 (big blind) folded before the Flop
      Seat 2: peimei1 didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 3: Hoschi75 showed [5s Ac] and won ($6.64) with a straight, Five high
      Seat 4: Freddotdz didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 5: 666anastasia666 (button) folded before the Flop
      Seat 6: BechorMahluf (small blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Twos

      anyways just wanted to share a funny story lol
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    • BechorMahluf
      BechorMahluf
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      Joined: 19.06.2009 Posts: 24
      wow,one sec after i posted this..
      Full Tilt Poker Game #13117193189: Table Naples (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:19:29 ET - 2009/06/30
      Seat 1: Sir566 ($10.05)
      Seat 2: megbee ($0), is sitting out
      Seat 3: Hoschi75 ($12.29)
      Seat 4: Freddotdz ($17.42)
      Seat 5: 666anastasia666 ($10.27)
      Seat 6: BechorMahluf ($7.25)
      Hoschi75 posts the small blind of $0.05
      Freddotdz posts the big blind of $0.10
      The button is in seat #2
      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to BechorMahluf [Ad Ah]
      666anastasia666 folds
      megbee stands up
      BechorMahluf raises to $0.45
      Sir566 folds
      Hoschi75 folds
      Freddotdz raises to $1.60
      BechorMahluf raises to $3
      Freddotdz raises to $9.05
      BechorMahluf calls $4.25, and is all in
      Freddotdz shows [Kc Kd]
      BechorMahluf shows [Ad Ah]
      Uncalled bet of $1.80 returned to Freddotdz
      *** FLOP *** [Ks Jc Qd]
      *** TURN *** [Ks Jc Qd] [3s]
      *** RIVER *** [Ks Jc Qd 3s] [Qh]
      Freddotdz shows a full house, Kings full of Queens
      BechorMahluf shows two pair, Aces and Queens
      Hoschi75: LOL
      BechorMahluf: lol
      Freddotdz wins the pot ($13.58) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
      BechorMahluf: again...
      BechorMahluf is sitting out
      *** SUMMARY ***
      Total pot $14.55 | Rake $0.97
      Board: [Ks Jc Qd 3s Qh]
      Seat 1: Sir566 didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 2: megbee (button) is sitting out
      Seat 3: Hoschi75 (small blind) folded before the Flop
      Seat 4: Freddotdz (big blind) showed [Kc Kd] and won ($13.58) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
      Seat 5: 666anastasia666 didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 6: BechorMahluf showed [Ad Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
    • Zheelvern
      Zheelvern
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      Joined: 29.10.2007 Posts: 704
      World's economy is on (they say so) one big downswing.
      That's the reason why aces can't win so often these days...
      Recesion...
    • NightFrostaSS
      NightFrostaSS
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      Joined: 25.10.2008 Posts: 5,255
      Turn on Auto Rebuy in order to allways have 100nn deep stack. And beats are pretty standart. ;)
    • BechorMahluf
      BechorMahluf
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      Joined: 19.06.2009 Posts: 24
      Full Tilt Poker Game #13124698391: Table Juperana - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:03:24 ET - 2009/06/30
      Seat 1: BechorMahluf ($4.85)
      Seat 2: tripower222 ($3.40)
      Seat 4: naburasch ($10.07)
      Seat 5: Mityo ($9.85)
      Seat 6: sirconquor ($4.74)
      Seat 7: TheScienceMan ($1.90)
      Seat 8: Josch07 ($12.25)
      Seat 9: ottawa11 ($10.32)
      sirconquor posts the small blind of $0.05
      TheScienceMan posts the big blind of $0.10
      The button is in seat #5
      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to BechorMahluf [Kd Kc]
      Josch07 calls $0.10
      ottawa11 folds
      BechorMahluf raises to $0.50
      tripower222 calls $0.50
      naburasch folds
      Mityo folds
      sirconquor raises to $1
      TheScienceMan folds
      Josch07 folds
      BechorMahluf raises to $2
      tripower222 folds
      sirconquor calls $1
      *** FLOP *** [Ks 9h 8h]
      sirconquor bets $2.74, and is all in
      BechorMahluf calls $2.74
      sirconquor shows [Kh Th]
      BechorMahluf shows [Kd Kc]
      KeyCS sits down
      *** TURN *** [Ks 9h 8h] [Jc]
      *** RIVER *** [Ks 9h 8h Jc] [7d]
      sirconquor shows a straight, Jack high
      KeyCS adds $2
      BechorMahluf shows three of a kind, Kings
      sirconquor wins the pot ($9.51) with a straight, Jack high
      *** SUMMARY ***
      Total pot $10.18 | Rake $0.67
      Board: [Ks 9h 8h Jc 7d]
      Seat 1: BechorMahluf showed [Kd Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
      Seat 2: tripower222 folded before the Flop
      Seat 4: naburasch didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 5: Mityo (button) didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 6: sirconquor (small blind) showed [Kh Th] and won ($9.51) with a straight, Jack high
      Seat 7: TheScienceMan (big blind) folded before the Flop
      Seat 8: Josch07 folded before the Flop
      Seat 9: ottawa11 didn't bet (folded)


      and theres more FAILS that i got today...lost 25$ with those mother fucking suck outs..shit
    • AndySk
      AndySk
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      Joined: 06.12.2007 Posts: 174
      last days I got dealt aces 16 times.

      3 times lost against another pocket pair
      Once against JQ :D
    • BechorMahluf
      BechorMahluf
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      Joined: 19.06.2009 Posts: 24
      Originally posted by AndySk
      last days I got dealt aces 16 times.

      3 times lost against another pocket pair
      Once against JQ :D
      look at the post above ,how the fuck could he call me ffs,yd i had 70 bucks its 21 now..shit im pissed
    • NightFrostaSS
      NightFrostaSS
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      Joined: 25.10.2008 Posts: 5,255
      1) 71$ is not enough if you want to play NL10 BSS if you play SSS then it's enough but from judging from hands, you're not.
      2) You should allways rebuy to 100bb deep (best is to turn on auto rebuy) and never play with other weird amounts like 50bb/70bb etc.
      ----------------------
      We need good bankrolls not because of we'd be terrible players and made tons of mistakes but because of high variation that poker has, if there is ANY card that can drop out on river and draw you out once in a while it will definetly happen.
      Oh, btw, here is my worst bad beat so far just so you'd understand how bad variation sometimes can get.


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $25,00
      BB:
      $29,75
      BU:
      $37,05

      0,1/0,25 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.67 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is SB with J:heart: , J:club:
      5 folds, BU raises to $0,75, Hero raises to $3,00, BB calls $2,75, BU calls $2,25.

      Flop: ($9,00) 7:diamond: , J:spade: , Q:heart: (3 players)
      Hero bets $5,00, BB calls $5,00, BU raises to $13,25, Hero calls $8,25, BB calls $8,25.

      Turn: ($48,75) 9:club: (3 players)
      Hero bets $8,75 (All-In), BB raises to $13,50 (All-In), BU calls $13,50.

      River: ($84,50) 7:heart: (3 players)


      Final Pot: $84,50

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a full-house, jacks full of sevens (Jh Jc)
      BU shows four of a kind, sevens (7c 7s)
      BB shows two pairs, queens and sevens (As Qs)

      BU wins with four of a kind, sevens (7c 7s)
    • BechorMahluf
      BechorMahluf
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      Joined: 19.06.2009 Posts: 24
      Full Tilt Poker Game #13216065514: Table Vilberti - $0.01/$0.02 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:29:09 ET - 2009/07/05
      Seat 1: HealingNature ($2.35)
      Seat 2: kcerdb ($1.42)
      Seat 3: ialena ($0.37)
      Seat 4: Princess Peach1 ($0.75)
      Seat 5: futbolist ($0.58)
      Seat 6: Uradirtybum ($2.35)
      Seat 7: BechorMahluf ($0.32)
      Seat 8: LafayetteLefty ($1.67)
      Seat 9: CCSUpoker ($0.78)
      Uradirtybum posts the small blind of $0.01
      BechorMahluf posts the big blind of $0.02
      Princess Peach1 posts a dead small blind of $0.01
      Princess Peach1 posts $0.02
      The button is in seat #5
      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to BechorMahluf [As Ad]
      LafayetteLefty folds
      CCSUpoker calls $0.02
      HealingNature folds
      kcerdb folds
      ialena has 15 seconds left to act
      ialena folds
      Princess Peach1 checks
      futbolist has 15 seconds left to act
      futbolist calls $0.02
      Uradirtybum raises to $0.14
      BechorMahluf raises to $0.32, and is all in
      CCSUpoker folds
      Princess Peach1 folds
      futbolist folds
      Uradirtybum calls $0.18
      BechorMahluf shows [As Ad]
      Uradirtybum shows [2s 5h]
      *** FLOP *** [8h Kh 2h]
      *** TURN *** [8h Kh 2h] [8s]
      *** RIVER *** [8h Kh 2h 8s] [4h]
      BechorMahluf shows two pair, Aces and Eights
      Uradirtybum shows a flush, King high
      Uradirtybum wins the pot ($0.67) with a flush, King high
      BechorMahluf: wow
      BechorMahluf is sitting out
      *** SUMMARY ***
      Total pot $0.71 | Rake $0.04
      Board: [8h Kh 2h 8s 4h]
      Seat 1: HealingNature didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 2: kcerdb didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 3: ialena didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 4: Princess Peach1 folded before the Flop
      Seat 5: futbolist (button) folded before the Flop
      Seat 6: Uradirtybum (small blind) showed [2s 5h] and won ($0.67) with a flush, King high
      Seat 7: BechorMahluf (big blind) showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
      Seat 8: LafayetteLefty didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 9: CCSUpoker folded before the Flop


      that guy had q5 and i had aq 2 queens on flop all in both he made the 5 on the river
      and here another one :
      Full Tilt Poker Game #13216075191: Table Griffey - $0.01/$0.02 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:29:41 ET - 2009/07/05
      Seat 1: deason ($1.01)
      Seat 2: basketjohan ($2.16)
      Seat 3: badf00d ($0.80)
      Seat 4: - SeG mAsTer - ($4.53)
      Seat 5: BechorMahluf ($0.40)
      Seat 6: GoodAzG0ld8 ($1.96)
      Seat 7: Tommy Duck ($2.53)
      Seat 8: Bertie Magoo ($2.27)
      Seat 9: scooter_9 ($0.59)
      - SeG mAsTer - posts the small blind of $0.01
      BechorMahluf posts the big blind of $0.02
      The button is in seat #3
      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to BechorMahluf [5s Jc]
      GoodAzG0ld8 folds
      Tommy Duck folds
      Bertie Magoo folds
      scooter_9 folds
      deason folds
      basketjohan calls $0.02
      - SeG mAsTer - calls $0.01
      BechorMahluf checks
      *** FLOP *** [5h 9s 5c]
      - SeG mAsTer - checks
      BechorMahluf bets $0.06
      basketjohan has 15 seconds left to act
      basketjohan calls $0.06
      - SeG mAsTer - raises to $0.38
      BechorMahluf calls $0.32, and is all in
      basketjohan folds
      - SeG mAsTer - shows [7s 6s]
      BechorMahluf shows [5s Jc]
      *** TURN *** [5h 9s 5c] [4c]
      *** RIVER *** [5h 9s 5c 4c] [8c]
      - SeG mAsTer - shows a straight, Nine high
      BechorMahluf shows three of a kind, Fives
      - SeG mAsTer - wins the pot ($0.83) with a straight, Nine high
      BechorMahluf is sitting out
      *** SUMMARY ***
      Total pot $0.88 | Rake $0.05
      Board: [5h 9s 5c 4c 8c]
      Seat 1: deason didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 2: basketjohan folded on the Flop
      Seat 3: badf00d (button) is sitting out
      Seat 4: - SeG mAsTer - (small blind) showed [7s 6s] and won ($0.83) with a straight, Nine high
      Seat 5: BechorMahluf (big blind) showed [5s Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
      Seat 6: GoodAzG0ld8 didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 7: Tommy Duck didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 8: Bertie Magoo didn't bet (folded)
      Seat 9: scooter_9 didn't bet (folded)

      of course...so gay..