:( I HATE POKER ( a little ) /rap

    • DecMate
      DecMate
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      Joined: 25.01.2009 Posts: 939
      BRM down the drain,
      those bad beats are starting to kane,
      i feel like i've jumped on the donkey train,
      every time i play it starts to rain,
      but i've only got one guy left to blame,
      so i guess i'll go hang my head in shame.

      Yeah. How i feel, though a rap. I got $50 dollars left, and feal down :(
  • 19 replies
    • coco9
      coco9
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      Joined: 22.04.2009 Posts: 1
      Relax, take a coupple of days off!!!
      If you play.....you will throw the 50$ u got left down the drain!!!
      After you recover psychologically, analyse your game....see if you had a good bankroll managemant and applied the begginer rules.

      I also have some psychological issues I am dealing with......but if I can beat them....i think I will make an excellent poker player.....

      Take care...remember....do ANYTHING BUT POKER in the next coupple of days!
    • DecMate
      DecMate
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      Joined: 25.01.2009 Posts: 939
      haha i know but i love to play poker <3 but i have taken a break (like right now) and plan on sleeping on it to come back in a better mood so i can grind some 0.02/0.04 which is the correct BRM.

      It just feals annoying because i had a big stack of over $500 an now i gotta play with the donkeys again :( which i need to re-adjust too...

      BOO =(

      and i also wanted to become silver an thats just not going to happen now!

      P.S.

      Looking for someone to talk to about poker online though chatzilla or something so i can keep up to date with someone and to make a buddy who can help me get off tilt ! =)
    • ihufa
      ihufa
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      sell the lyrics and get rich
    • dadude77
      dadude77
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      or make music video on youtube..
      post link please :D
    • p0kerQT
      p0kerQT
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      If u can't take the beats, have a break
      When every loss is givin u head ache
      Do some readin,
      So ur bankroll aint bleedin.
      Watch some stuff,
      If the games are too tough.
      Dude this is poker,
      Don't be a joker...
      You know you can win with this site.

      Don't give up :)

      Regards,
      Sarah
    • dadude77
      dadude77
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      i actually lol'd :D
      SARAH FTW!
    • DaPhunk
      DaPhunk
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      Why are you spelling "Feel" wrong?
    • NightFrostaSS
      NightFrostaSS
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      Well that was Gang$ta.
    • ihufa
      ihufa
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      Joined: 18.03.2008 Posts: 3,323
      thread delivers
    • p0kerQT
      p0kerQT
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      Originally posted by DaPhunk
      Why are you spelling "Feel" wrong?
      sum peeple are not geniouses lyk yew
    • JuiceQuadre
      JuiceQuadre
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      =) ) You guys here really made me laugh.. time to sleep now :O
    • excelgeo
      excelgeo
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      Joined: 17.10.2008 Posts: 1,107
      Originally posted by p0kerQT
      If u can't take the beats, have a break
      When every loss is givin u head ache
      Do some readin,
      So ur bankroll aint bleedin.
      Watch some stuff,
      If the games are too tough.
      Dude this is poker,
      Don't be a joker...
      You know you can win with this site.

      Don't give up :)

      Regards,
      Sarah
      and my love for this site is again reinforced

      thanks

      i love these fora
      my name aint aurora
      but i had to make it rhyme
      and i apologize for that lame line

      however
      i hope this site is never
      gonna
      get boring old or worse
      it's only getting more and more diverse
      i have a bankroll
      but not a purse
      because they are for girls
      and sissies.

      word.
    • ihufa
      ihufa
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      Joined: 18.03.2008 Posts: 3,323
      this thread is through the roof
    • SoyCD
      SoyCD
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      so I checked this thread
      with the intention to fold

      but lo and behold it
      and it turn-ed out to be gold

      and not like the status, cuz then' it'd be Black
      completely on track and all out whack

      these rhymes ain't helmuth,
      they're ivey league
      crushin the opposition like blitzkrieg

      with ill flows hitting you hard like a river
      even barryG knows that this thread will deliver

      im playa with words foo

      word to yo motha

      yo yo

      I suck at rhyming :s_o:

    • Kruppe
      Kruppe
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      Joined: 20.02.2008 Posts: 2,144
      ^^ legendary!
    • DecMate
      DecMate
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      Joined: 25.01.2009 Posts: 939
      this crap rapping isn't helping at all,
      i may as well go buy a book from the mall,
      on prince of persia i mainly crawl,
      i think i'll make more money from the doll.

      word
    • lozz08
      lozz08
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      Joined: 26.06.2009 Posts: 106
      Yo,

      This thread needs a revival
      I know- (I'm excitable)
      It gets me through the rush
      bein' beat by a higher flush :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

      So lets discuss
      Why's all the fuss?
      You took your bankroll and chucked it
      at the quickly passing bus

      You still got your fitty
      and long as yo' witty
      bad beats wont kill ya
      jus' make sure ya silver
    • ShadowOfLight1337
      ShadowOfLight1337
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      :s_cool: LOL you guys are thuggin :f_cool:
    • eszibit
      eszibit
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      Don't be a bitch
      And complain 'bout your bankroll
      Think you'll get rich
      And try to grind mo'

      So start gettin' busy
      Cuz poker's not easy
      It comes with the pain
      Of making a name

      And if a downswing hits
      "i'm calling it quits"
      Neah ,just hit the forum
      And turn up the volum...