Lucky talking donkey :P

    • simm1
      simm1
      Bronze
      Joined: 16.06.2009 Posts: 127
      Okay, i just played a NL2 table. Even though i ilost 2 BI, 4$ (one before he came, i lost QQ to AK) ,
      It was one of the most fun tables i have played in a while. and that is all due to one talking donk called MisterMidas.


      it all started in this hand:

      $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Holdem
      9 players
      Converted at weaktight.com

      Stacks:
      UTG MisterMidas ($2.69)
      UTG+1 IRONM4TE ($0.54)
      MP1 Hero ($1.24)
      MP2 GoaStrike ($1.85)
      MP3 carphunter03 ($0.92)
      CO der_pommes ($0.43)
      BTN robinpoker8 ($1.97)
      SB ganjag1337 ($1.41)
      BB omg83 ($2.13)
      [der_pommes posted $0.02]

      Pre-flop: ($0.05, 9 players) Hero is MP1 Q:diamond: J:diamond:
      MisterMidas calls $0.02, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.02, 2 folds, der_pommes checks, 1 fold, ganjag1337 calls $0.01, omg83 checks

      Flop: Q:heart: 2:spade: J:spade: ($0.10, 5 players)
      MisterMidas says "ssssssismon", ganjag1337 checks, omg83 checks, MisterMidas checks, MisterMidas says "the mong", Hero bets $0.05, der_pommes raises to $0.12, ganjag1337 folds, omg83 folds, MisterMidas calls $0.12, Hero raises to $0.57, der_pommes goes all-in $0.29, MisterMidas calls $0.45

      Turn: 7:diamond: ($1.65, 3 players)
      MisterMidas bets $0.78, Hero goes all-in $0.65

      River: 9:club: ($3.08, 3 players)
      MisterMidas says "thanks mong"

      Final Pot: $3.08
      MisterMidas shows: K:spade: T:heart:
      Hero shows: Q:diamond: J:diamond:
      der_pommes shows: A:club: J:club:

      MisterMidas wins $2.94 ( won +$1.57 )
      Hero lost -$1.24
      der_pommes lost -$0.43
      ganjag1337 lost -$0.02
      omg83 lost -$0.02

      Then this awesome chatlog


      MisterMidas: MONGS
      MisterMidas: 8
      MisterMidas: u mong
      MisterMidas: smon u mong
      MisterMidas: flush draw bs
      MisterMidas: ssssssismon
      MisterMidas: the mong
      MisterMidas: thanks, mong
      MisterMidas: THAT WILL TEACH YOU !!
      MisterMidas: queen jac.k.. wot a joke
      MisterMidas: l3rn to pl y
      MisterMidas: RELOAD S1M3N55
      MisterMidas: u c..............................t
      MisterMidas: that's it
      MisterMidas: MORE OF UR MON3Y
      MisterMidas: SAM3 WAY
      S1M3N555: OMFG
      S1M3N555: u outdraw me
      S1M3N555: i was ahead
      MisterMidas: OH, DO PIPE DOWN
      S1M3N555: you did bad call
      MisterMidas: SHHHHHH
      MisterMidas: SHUT UP
      S1M3N555: lol
      MisterMidas: UR BLOWING UP
      MisterMidas: M3LT DOWN !!
      MisterMidas: NO STEAMING !!!!!!!!!
      MisterMidas: I WILL XXXXXXXXLY HAVE NO STEAMING "!!!!!!!!!
      MisterMidas: C..UNTS
      MisterMidas: OOPS
      MisterMidas: DIDU R3ALLY THINK UR 2 PAIR WAS THE BEST HAND?
      S1M3N555: YES
      S1M3N555: and it was
      MisterMidas: WRONG
      MisterMidas: I HAD A STR8
      MisterMidas: str8 > 2 pair
      MisterMidas: HAND RANKING, SON
      MisterMidas: Y IS IT THAT U PLAY BAD
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      MisterMidas: DO NOT TARGET ME
      S1M3N555: you didnt have stright on turn
      MisterMidas: U PR@T !!
      MisterMidas: NO I MADE IT ON RIVER
      S1M3N555: yes
      MisterMidas: 5??
      S1M3N555: but called on turn
      MisterMidas: SIMON - U DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT POKER
      MisterMidas: NO POINT IN YOU SPEAKING
      S1M3N555: lol
      S1M3N555: u know more than you
      MisterMidas: I DO NOT KNOW MORE THAN MYSELF
      MisterMidas: BUT THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT !!

      Here is one good part


      S1M3N555: you had 16% chance to hit when u called all in
      MisterMidas: NO - 87%
      S1M3N555: NO
      S1M3N555: lol
      MisterMidas: I HAD OVERPAIR, STRAIGHT AND FLUSH DRAW
      MisterMidas: PAY ATTENTION FFS
      MisterMidas: GO TO TWODIMES IF U DOPNT BELIEVE IT
      S1M3N555: LOOL
      S1M3N555: u hadnt
      MisterMidas: PLS TURN CAPS OFF
      MisterMidas: I KNOW THE MATH
      S1M3N555: u had no flush draw
      MisterMidas: YES DID
      MisterMidas: BACKDOOR
      MisterMidas: JEEZ IM GETTING A LECTURE FROM A N00B
      S1M3N555: welll, backdoor wont work on turn
      S1M3N555: lool
      MisterMidas: ON TURN BACKDOOR NO WAS COMMITTED
      MisterMidas: UR FAULT
      S1M3N555: no
      MisterMidas: YES
      S1M3N555: not really
      S1M3N555: donkey
      MisterMidas: TRUELY
      MisterMidas: NO I HAVE THE MONEY
      MisterMidas: THUS
      S1M3N555: and opverpair would win either
      MisterMidas: STOP BREYING !!!
      S1M3N555: i just laugh as hell now
      MisterMidas: YOU ARE GOING TO HELL?
      S1M3N555: nope
      MisterMidas: LOOK QK = QQKK
      MisterMidas: QJ = QQJJ
      MisterMidas: QQKK VS QQJJ
      MisterMidas: EHHHHHH??
      MisterMidas: FKN DONKS..............................
      S1M3N555: lol
      MisterMidas:
      MisterMidas: JEALOUSY IS NOT PREETY
      MisterMidas: COME IN SIMON
      MisterMidas: I KNOW U WANT TO PUT BAD BOT ON ME
      S1M3N555: lol
      MisterMidas: WOT DO U DO ANYWAY... TRAWLERMAN??
      MisterMidas: FISHERMAN??
      S1M3N555: hitman
      MisterMidas: U MISSED OF 'S'
      S1M3N555: so bad luck
      MisterMidas: SO AFTER U FISH IN TUNA
      MisterMidas: U HIT MEN?
      S1M3N555: i kill men yes
      MisterMidas: OR U HIT 'ON' MEN.. AKA PICK UP MEN FOR X.XX
      MisterMidas: PICK UP MEN FOR CASUAL SE.X
      MisterMidas: NH
      S1M3N555: nh oleg
      MisterMidas: LIKE MINE WAS
      S1M3N555: nope
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      MisterMidas: I HAD THE NUTS !!!!
      MisterMidas: ACE HIGH STRAIGHT !!
      MisterMidas: VNH !!
      S1M3N555: guess what
      MisterMidas: NO
      S1M3N555: i fold my draw
      MisterMidas: TY
      MisterMidas: I HAD FINGER OVER FOLD BUTTON BUT NO NEED
      S1M3N555: u was better than me
      S1M3N555: had better hand
      MisterMidas: XXXXXXXXLY YES
      S1M3N555: so i folded
      S1M3N555: THIS time
      S1M3N555: as you coldnt do
      MisterMidas: U LT IMATE LY
      MisterMidas: HMMMM EW8
      MisterMidas: BOO !
      ew8fh: )
      MisterMidas: THE 52 SPESH
      S1M3N555: lol
      MisterMidas:
      MisterMidas: FISHERMAN C-BETS
      MisterMidas: U GOT ENUF F COD??
      MisterMidas: BOOM !!
      MisterMidas: MIN RAYSE EP
      MisterMidas: AYCES
      MisterMidas: GO ON I WOULD CALL ALL IN THERE
      S1M3N555: well, sucky flop so why should i
      MisterMidas: S.UCKY??
      MisterMidas: LIKE.. LOLLIPOP??
      MisterMidas: UGH
      MisterMidas: BOOM !!!!!!
      S1M3N555: OOh
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      S1M3N555: you CAN flod worst hand sometime
      MisterMidas: I PAIRED UP
      Dealer: Keep playing to maximize your chances of being our next big Genius Jackpot winner!
      MisterMidas: YEAH I KNOW WORTH SEEING ANOTHER CYARDS
      MisterMidas: ANOTHER 7 UVE 'AD IT
      MisterMidas: OR 9 OR 8
      MisterMidas: OR 3 OR 4 OR 5
      MisterMidas: OK NOT 5
      S1M3N555: ffs
      MisterMidas: GOOD SHOW
      S1M3N555: wish you was there to show gutshot, and i would won back $$
      MisterMidas: I WOULDNT MAKE A PLAY LIKE THAT
      MisterMidas: I AINT DAFT
      S1M3N555: nh
      MisterMidas: TY - DIDNT GET THERE THO DID IT
      MisterMidas: WELL.. AT LEAST IT WASN'T MY MONEY !!
      MisterMidas: I WOULD HATE TO LOSE MY OWN MONEY
      MisterMidas:
      Dealer: The next Genius hand will hit in only
      5000 hands.
      S1M3N555: ;O
      MisterMidas: DAMN.... Q4
      MisterMidas: COME ON IN FISHIES
      S1M3N555: i put note on you Mistermidas
      S1M3N555: Funny donk, speak XXXX forever
      MisterMidas: "WORLD CLA.SS PLAYER" IS WHAT U SHOULD WRITE
      MisterMidas: SEE
      MisterMidas: WORLD CLASS
      S1M3N555: rofl
      MisterMidas: WHAT?/
      S1M3N555: luck class?
      MisterMidas: HE HAD A MERE SET
      S1M3N555: you hit all day long
      S1M3N555: playy now
      S1M3N555:
      MisterMidas: ONLY WHEN I HAVE FAVORRITE HAND SON
      MisterMidas: OUCH
      MisterMidas: OUCH
      S1M3N555: OMFG
      MisterMidas: WOT A DONK.. CALLIG WITH QQ
      MisterMidas: HE COUYLD HAVE HAD ACES
      S1M3N555: donk?
      S1M3N555: i was ahead
      MisterMidas: IF U LOOK IN MIRROR - YES
      S1M3N555: lol
      MisterMidas: POKER - ITS NOT ABOUT THE CARDS
      S1M3N555: you dont know any poker math do you?
      MisterMidas: OH SURE I DO
      MisterMidas: 1+1=2
      MisterMidas: $1.06 =
      MisterMidas: -0.02
      S1M3N555: well, im jhust unlucky you know
      S1M3N555: poker is swingy
      MisterMidas: I AM RIDING UR BAD PLAY
      MisterMidas: THANKS
      S1M3N555: and i had bl this table
      S1M3N555: lol, i had nothing too
      MisterMidas: THEE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD LUCK
      S1M3N555: why should i risk money on that in 3+ way pot=
      Dealer: The Genius has just paid out another $250 USD. Keep playing for your chance to win.
      ........
      some got lost here unfortunantely, but best part under........
      MisterMidas: U GOTT A SPEKULATE TO AQ.CUMULATES
      MisterMidas: EG KT
      MisterMidas: ALL IN
      MisterMidas: I WILL BE BATHED IN AS.SES MILK WITH MY WIUNNINGS FROM THIS TAB.LE
      MisterMidas: LITERALLY
      S1M3N555: lol
      S1M3N555: u are lucky
      MisterMidas: MY WIFE IS LACTATING TOO - BONUS !!
      S1M3N555: you are really lucky
      MisterMidas: THEY SAY THAT
      MisterMidas:
      S1M3N555: your all in EV is at only + 20c
      S1M3N555: not +3.31
      S1M3N555: so,
      S1M3N555: STFU ! haha
      MisterMidas: MY RATE IS 18.7 BB/HR
      S1M3N555: so
      S1M3N555: yuou are lucky
      MisterMidas: 20% LUCK, 90% SKILL
      MisterMidas: THNX FOR COMPLIMENT THO
      DerHetzer25: so you are a 110 % man !!
      MisterMidas: ITS NICE TO KNOW GOD LOVES ME
      MisterMidas: I'M ALL MAN !!
      MisterMidas: LUCK
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