Some NL25 table chat...

So its probs not even that funny... im Pid_Koker btw

Danos195: stop 3betting me u ***get
Danos195: see how i own u
Pid_Koker: lol
Pid_Koker: take it personally haha
Danos195: spewy retrd
Pid_Koker: rofl
Pid_Koker: maybe i just get good hands?
Pid_Koker: lol
Danos195: **** I OWN
Pid_Koker: hero call
Danos195: cos ur a fkn ****** that 3bets so wide so im ahead of ur bull **** range
Danos195: y do i own u so badly
Danos195: its just unfair for u
Pid_Koker: maybe i should stop 3betting you
Danos195: maybe either way im not going to stop owning u
Pid_Koker: do you really think im spewy?
Danos195: get-a-real-stack or gtfo
Danos195: dnt know tbh
Danos195: havent seen u play
Danos195: oonyl seen u 3bet like 5 hands in a row
Pid_Koker: so u decided to call 87s
Pid_Koker: nh sir
Danos195: IP
Pid_Koker: and then call 2 barrels
Pid_Koker: with mid pair
Danos195: lol yeh, std
Pid_Koker: umm yah obv...
Danos195: std against a moneky whose 3betting range is stupidly wide
Pid_Koker: wait
Pid_Koker: a few secs ago you said i was unknown?
Danos195: relatively yes
Danos195: but u actually 3 bet about 4 hands in a row
Danos195: so i know u are 3betting light sometimes
Danos195: get a real stack
Danos195: srsly
Danos195: these shortstackers
Danos195: for **** sake
Pid_Koker: well dont we all 3bet light at some time?s
Danos195: get-a-real-stack or jump on NL10 so u dont piss me off
Danos195: any decent player does
Pid_Koker: well then lol
Danos195: well what
Pid_Koker: i must be a decent player
Danos195: mmm u might have A high
Danos195: but u see i cant fold
Danos195: yeh i know u at least know what ur doing
Danos195: unlike many of these noobs
Danos195: lol at me trying to fold
Danos195: please dont show me like 78
Pid_Koker: nah its even worse
Danos195: lol ok
Danos195: i acutally thought u were decent
Danos195: and when i say decent i mean like know fundamentals of nllhe
Danos195: u dnt do u
Danos195: or are u drunk or sumtin
Pid_Koker: nah im just trying to tilt you...
Danos195: i dnt believe u yet
Danos195: i just think u like calling OOP with 84o because ur bad
Danos195: until u prove what i first thought which is u were semi alright
Pid_Koker: ****, i need to prove im a good player to you...
Danos195: why is that
Pid_Koker: u just said i have too
Pid_Koker: ...
Danos195: no i didnt
Pid_Koker: lol you folded
Danos195: says the one who defends with 84o
Pid_Koker: HU4ROLLZ!?!?
Danos195: lol nope, a bet with some1 i cant play HU until i crush 6-max
Danos195: and dw im crushing
Danos195: but i def crush HU NL YET
Pid_Koker: whats your bb/100?
Danos195: 14ptbb
Pid_Koker: rofl sample size?
Danos195: so running good
Danos195: not alot
Danos195: 10k
Pid_Koker: O RLY!?
Danos195: why rofl
Danos195: used to be a loser in any cash game
Pid_Koker: im running at 11bb/100 over 13k hands
Danos195: are u actually a winning player?
Pid_Koker: yeh like i said, im trying to tilt you
Danos195: lol i play so badly
Danos195: grrr
Pid_Koker: yeah i noticed
Danos195: whats ur win rate
Pid_Koker: 11bb/100 over 13k hands
Danos195: 6ptbb?
Pid_Koker: guess so
Danos195: nice
Danos195: fk off short stack
Pid_Koker: lol you rivered him
Danos195: dnt turn made hands into bluffs buddy
Pid_Koker: [ ] max value
Danos195: r u being srs
Danos195: how do i get max value when he raises turn
Pid_Koker: BY SHOVING
Pid_Koker: Its not hard, you just move the slider and hit RAISE!
Danos195: stfu you stupid spewy lieing 3betting monkey
Pid_Koker: yy w/e...