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Post Your Donkey Hand LoL?

    • Justin37
      Justin37
      Bronze
      Joined: 25.07.2009 Posts: 445
      Well I'm not going to proud of this, since i lose a lot Vs Donkey. I guess nobody post it b4. After over 4000 hands in 3 months. I installed Holdem Manager to find my weaknesses.

      Suprisingly, after 4 days evaluating my hand history, i did played once like Donkey which is very stupid of me!!!

      Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

      Play hand

      $0.1/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
      Known players:
      CO:
      $9.95
      BU:
      $34.24
      SB:
      $25.00
      BB(Hero):
      $5.94
      UTG2:
      $14.75
      MP1:
      $5.00
      MP2:
      $28.34
      MP3:
      $16.99

      Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, 8.
      UTG2 calls $0.25, 3 folds, CO raises to $1.00, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.75, UTG2 folds.

      Flop: ($2.35) 5, 3, 3 (2 players)
      Hero bets $4.94(All-In), CO calls $4.94.

      Turn: ($12.23) 9 (0 players)
      CO gets uncalled bet back.

      River: ($12.23) 9 (0 players)
      CO gets uncalled bet back.

      Final Pot: $7.29.

      Results follow:
      CO shows two pairs, nines and threes(A K).
      Hero shows a full-house, nines full of threes(9 8).
      Hero wins with a full-house, nines full of threes(9 8).
  • 7 replies
    • AlexanderD22
      AlexanderD22
      Bronze
      Joined: 26.08.2009 Posts: 377
      LOL I see 2 donks in that hand so don't feel bad lol.

      Why he calls your shove I will never understand?
    • DecMate
      DecMate
      Gold
      Joined: 25.01.2009 Posts: 1,423
      Originally posted by AlexanderD22
      LOL I see 2 donks in that hand so don't feel bad lol.

      Why he calls your shove I will never understand?
      because he was ahead?
    • ihufa
      ihufa
      Silver
      Joined: 18.03.2008 Posts: 3,323
      lol easy snapcall for him
    • Dragar
      Dragar
      Bronze
      Joined: 09.09.2008 Posts: 2,214
      No Limit Holdem Tournament
      2 Players
      Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

      Stacks:
      BTN kkapini (1,510)
      BB Hero (1,490)

      Blinds: 10/20

      Pre-Flop: (30, 2 players) Hero is BB 4:diamond: 5:club:
      kkapini raises to 60, Hero calls 40

      Flop: 9:diamond: J:heart: 9:spade: (120, 2 players)
      Hero checks, kkapini bets 80, Hero raises to 240, kkapini calls 160

      Turn: 2:heart: (600, 2 players)
      Hero bets 350, kkapini calls 350

      River: 3:spade: (1,300, 2 players)
      Hero bets 840, kkapini calls 840

      Final Pot: 2,980
      kkapini shows
      K:diamond: 9:heart:
      Hero shows
      4:diamond: 5:club:

      kkapini wins 2,980 (net +1,490)

      Hero lost 1,490



      Oops bad spot :f_frown:
    • Titicamara
      Titicamara
      Gold
      Joined: 18.05.2009 Posts: 133
      dumbass
      (Comment)

      Known players: (?)
      vp$ip BBvsSteal ORL RaisePreflop
      Position: Stack
      AF W$SD WTS hands
      23 100 75 20
      BB: $10.95
      1.3 67 50 30

      Hero: $10.60



      0.05/0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.69 by http://www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is MP2 with T, A (Comment)
      MP1 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, 4 folds, BB calls $0.20.

      Flop: ($0.65) 3, 9, 7 (2 players) (Comment)
      BB checks, Hero bets $0.40, BB raises to $1.20, Hero calls $0.80.

      Turn: ($3.05) 4 (2 players) (Comment)
      BB checks, Hero checks.

      River: ($3.05) 9 (2 players) (Comment)
      BB checks, Hero bets $9.10 (All-In), BB calls $9.10.

      Final Pot: $21.25

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a pair of nines (Th As)
      BB shows two pairs, nines and eights (8s 8h)

      BB wins with two pairs, nines and eights (8s 8h)

      (Comment)
    • AlexanderD22
      AlexanderD22
      Bronze
      Joined: 26.08.2009 Posts: 377
      Originally posted by DecMate
      Originally posted by AlexanderD22
      LOL I see 2 donks in that hand so don't feel bad lol.

      Why he calls your shove I will never understand?
      because he was ahead?
      But what would make him so sure he was ahead? Sure the donkshove makes it plausible that it's a big bluff but he could be up against any overpair, set (which of course makes the house if pocket 5s), hell even if I had pocket 2s or 4s I'd bet this flop.

      Of course maybe I'm just bitter because this is the type of flop I get with JJ or QQ and shove (SSS) only to have a donkey with AK call and hit A or K on turn or river.
    • Hahaownedlolz
      Hahaownedlolz
      Bronze
      Joined: 24.04.2009 Posts: 1,755
      Originally posted by AlexanderD22
      Originally posted by DecMate
      Originally posted by AlexanderD22
      LOL I see 2 donks in that hand so don't feel bad lol.

      Why he calls your shove I will never understand?
      because he was ahead?
      But what would make him so sure he was ahead? Sure the donkshove makes it plausible that it's a big bluff but he could be up against any overpair, set (which of course makes the house if pocket 5s), hell even if I had pocket 2s or 4s I'd bet this flop.

      Of course maybe I'm just bitter because this is the type of flop I get with JJ or QQ and shove (SSS) only to have a donkey with AK call and hit A or K on turn or river.
      I agree, i've stopped playing A-K like its a made hand. With just 2 more cards to come what are the chances your ahead? Only a complete donkey would shove with nothing lol. I've called blank flops with A-K to many times to just see they had QQ or JJ, or made a set or two pair with hands they shouldn't have played with it in the first place.