Diamond

    • kasparzzz
      kasparzzz
      Bronze
      Joined: 14.07.2009 Posts: 4
      I want diamond status because:

      :spade: I neeeeeeeeeed it. I really really really really really neeeed it.

      :heart: Ok, lets be honest. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! More than 1000 years, humanity have waited this moment... More than 1000 poker rooms have opened with one reason - to wait when THE CHOSEN ONE comes in their poker room... More than 1000 players have been banned because, they lied, that they are THE CHOSEN ONES... And here it is... The big true... I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! All of the Poker gods, have putted their minds together, to create me! And here I am. You just can't deny it.

      :diamond: If you wont give me diamond status, I will tell it to my mother! :s_confused: And yes... She will hurt you! :s_mad: :D

      :club: And there is even song, which explains why exactly I am that one, who need Diamond status:
      (Song by Michael Jackson)

      She always takes it with a flush or stright
      'Cause all she does is throw all-in to me
      I've spent a lifetime
      Looking for some royal flush
      Don't try to understand me
      Just simply do the
      Things I say

      Diamond is a feeling
      Give it when I want it
      'Cause I'm on fire
      Quench my desire
      Give it when I want it
      Talk to me pokerstrategy
      Give in to me
      Give in to me

      You always knew just how to make me fold
      And never did I ask you questions why
      It seems you get your chips from hurting me
      Don't try to understand me
      Because your bluff just isn't enough

      Diamond is a feeling
      Quench my desire
      Give it when I want it
      Takin' me higher
      Diamond is a power
      I just wanna win it
      Give in to me
      Give in to me

      She and her friends
      Were laughing at me in tournament
      But it's okay
      And it's okay
      You wont be laughing girl
      When I will be Diamond
      I'll be okay
      And I'll, I'll win all
      Gotta, the peace of chips yeah

      Don't try to win me
      Because your bluff
      Just aren't enough

      Diamond is a feeling
      Quench my desire
      Give it when I want it
      Takin' me higher
      Talk to me pokerstrategy
      Diamond is a feeling
      Give in to me
      Give in to me
      Give in to me

      Diamond is a feeling
      I just wanna win it
      Quench my desire
      Takin' me higher
      Tell it to the jury
      Satisfy the feeling
      Give in to me
      Give in to me

      I don't wanna
      I don't wanna
      I don't wanna
      Loose it
      Give it to me faster
      Talk to me pokerstrategy
      Quench my desire
      I don't like a silver
      Talk to me pokerstrategy
      Give in to me

      Give in to me faster
      Give in to me
      Give in to me
      Give in to me

      Diamond is a power
      Give in to me
      Give in to me
      Give in to me
      Give in to me

      'Cause I'm THE CHOSEN ONE
      Talk to me pokerstrategy
      Quench my desire
      Give it to me faaaaasteeer

      :spade: :heart: :diamond: :club: Now You have to understand - I deserve Diamond status! :s_cool:
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