Some fail hands to laugh about

    • Grailer
      Grailer
      Global
      Joined: 19.11.2009 Posts: 321
      Im so newb , i thought i was trapping him .. wow failness big time.


      Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

      Play hand

      $0.02/$0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

      Known players:
      MP1:
      $2.01
      MP2:
      $8.39
      MP3:
      $4.92
      CO:
      $1.84
      BU:
      $1.83
      SB:
      $4.24
      BB(Hero):
      $5.44
      UTG1:
      $4.70
      UTG2:
      $0.95


      Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K.
      2 folds, MP1 calls $0.04, 5 folds, Hero checks.

      Flop: ($0.1) 3, 3, Q (2 players)
      Hero checks, MP1 checks.

      Turn: ($0.1) T (2 players)
      Hero checks, MP1 bets $0.04, Hero raises to $0.16, MP1 calls $0.12.

      River: ($0.42) 5 (2 players)
      Hero bets $0.40, MP1 calls $0.40.

      Final Pot: $1.22.
      Results follow:

      MP1 shows two pairs, aces and threes(A A).
      Hero shows two pairs, kings and threes(K K).

      MP1 wins with two pairs, aces and threes(A A).



      and here is the ultimate in fail


      Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

      Play hand

      $0.02/$0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)

      Known players:
      CO:
      $4.82
      BU:
      $3.18
      SB:
      $5.80
      BB:
      $5.21
      MP1(Hero):
      $5.00
      MP2:
      $2.70
      MP3:
      $6.10


      Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q, Q.
      Hero raises to $0.16, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $0.16, 4 folds.

      Flop: ($0.38) 5, 9, K (2 players)
      Hero checks, MP3 bets $0.18, Hero raises to $0.36, MP3 calls $0.18.

      Turn: ($1.1) T (2 players)
      Hero checks, MP3 checks.

      River: ($1.1) Q (2 players)
      Hero bets $0.52, MP3 raises to $1.04, Hero raises to $4.48, MP3 calls $3.44.

      Final Pot: $10.06.
      Results follow:

      Hero shows three of a kind, queens(Q Q).
      MP3 shows a flush, queen high(7 9).

      MP3 wins with a flush, queen high(7 9).
  • 2 replies
    • michaelqian
      michaelqian
      Bronze
      Joined: 02.05.2009 Posts: 512
      lol nice, although I think the first hand should be the ultimate fail.
    • andyb43
      andyb43
      Bronze
      Joined: 23.07.2008 Posts: 903
      Don't worry about these hands........

      The first one - consider yourself lucky that your opponent did not reraise you.
      Pocket KK will bump into to pocket AA ..rare but a fact of life

      For the second hand, at the limits you are playing many players think any 2 suited cards are a 'hand'. You'll beat them in the long run though.