This made me smile today!!

    • jxb1977
      jxb1977
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      Joined: 13.08.2009 Posts: 110
      I know if i'm playing strict call20 rule then i shouldn't call this pre-flop but i did and got lucky. The thing that made me smile most was the guy's response. My French isn't very good but i think he accuses me of playing with young children!!

      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      MP3:
      $20.21
      Hero:
      $25.00

      0.1/0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.70 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BU with 4:club: , 4:spade:
      4 folds, MP3 raises to $1.25, CO folds, Hero calls $1.25, 2 folds.

      Flop: ($2.85) 4:diamond: , 6:heart: , K:diamond: (2 players)
      MP3 bets $2.50, Hero raises to $7.00, MP3 raises to $18.96 (All-In), Hero calls $11.96.

      Turn: ($40.77) 7:club:
      River: ($40.77) 7:spade: (1 players)


      Final Pot: $40.77

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a full-house, fours full of sevens (4c 4s)
      MP3 shows two pairs, kings and sevens (Ks Ac)

      Hero wins with a full-house, fours full of sevens (4c 4s)

      Dealer: Hand #17432435630
      Dealer: VILLAIN has 15 seconds left to act
      Dealer: VILLAIN shows [Ks Ac]
      Dealer: Hero shows [4c 4s]
      Dealer: VILLAIN shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
      Dealer: Hero shows a full house, Fours full of Sevens
      Dealer: Hero wins the pot ($38.74) with a full house, Fours full of Sevens
      Villain’s Friend (Observer): aargggh
      VILLAIN: quel cocu
      VILLAIN: suyivre 6x BB avec 44
      VILLAIN: respecte pas la cote
      Hero: speak english
      VILLAIN: j'en ai marre de ce site de merde
      Villain’s Friend (Observer): aargggh
      VILLAIN: ta gueule fils de pute
      Villain’s Friend (Observer): j'ai pas suivi la cote
      VILLAIN: sale rosbeaf
      Hero: if you are going to call me a donk
      VILLAIN: and you call 6x BB with 44 ???????????
      VILLAIN: lottery player
      Hero: mmmm it was a close call
      VILLAIN: close call, mon cul big bingo player
      VILLAIN: lucky fish
      Villain’s Friend (Observer): :-)
      VILLAIN: enculé d'anglais
      VILLAIN: pédophile fils de pute
      Hero: thanks for the advice
      VILLAIN: enculeur d'enfants
      Hero: maybe one day i'll be as good as you
      VILLAIN: ta gueule connard
      VILLAIN: 44 ?????????
      VILLAIN: fils de pute
      Hero: lol
      VILLAIN: connard de british
      VILLAIN: 12% chance to hit a 4, he calls 6xBB and the fish hits , of course
      VILLAIN: full tilt : the fish's paradise
      VILLAIN: a good lottery game
      Hero: you are starting to get boring now
      VILLAIN: va te faire foutre, joueur de loterie
      VILLAIN: enculé de chancard
      VILLAIN: lucky bastard
      Hero: yeah i get your point
      Hero: i'm a lucky fish zzzzzzzz
      VILLAIN: pfffffffffffffff
      VILLAIN: too sad this site
      Hero: lol
      VILLAIN: always miraculous board for fishs
      VILLAIN: of course nobody hits
      Hero: it wasn't miraculous just not likely
      VILLAIN: bye donkeys
      VILLAIN: va enculer tes enfants, rosbeaf
      Hero: bye bye pro
      Hero: haha
      Hero: rosbeef thats funny
      VILLAIN: bye bye pro (of lottery)
      Hero: are you a stand up
      VILLAIN: good call 6x BB with 44, you 'll always win with this trash

      As an aside he had previously stacked some mid stacker by limp/calling a raise pre-flop with 33's!! So i suppose it's ok when he does it!!! :f_biggrin:
  • 10 replies
    • Genetals
      Genetals
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      Joined: 25.02.2009 Posts: 91
      looks like fine call by me
    • straightless
      straightless
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      Joined: 27.12.2006 Posts: 27
      lol @ rosbeaf, w0eva he thought by that
      :D
    • PetterG2
      PetterG2
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      Joined: 12.10.2008 Posts: 224
      Villain should move up where they respect 6bb raise imo! :D
    • jxb1977
      jxb1977
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      Joined: 13.08.2009 Posts: 110
      Originally posted by straightless
      lol @ rosbeaf, w0eva he thought by that
      :D
      Haha yeah this was his funniest comment by far. He is refering to us English only being able to cook roast beef!!! :f_biggrin:
    • sabo999
      sabo999
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      Joined: 11.06.2008 Posts: 502
      Lol @ this;

      Google Translated it..
      pédophile fils de pute - pedophile son of a b1tch


      j'en ai marre de ce site de merde - i'm sick of this crap website

      enculeur d'enfants - child f**ker

      ta gueule connard 44 ????? - shut up a$$hole 44 ?????

      Thats my fav :D

      Sabo :club:
    • Alan883
      Alan883
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      Joined: 03.12.2008 Posts: 1,941
      Hehehe i think he is one of the coaches here on PS:) )
    • SoyCD
      SoyCD
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      Joined: 20.02.2008 Posts: 6,356
      Aside from the obvious irony of the conversation... is it just me or isn't 1.25$ at NL25 5bb? :)
    • randomdonk
      randomdonk
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      Joined: 02.08.2009 Posts: 1,984
      [ ] 6bb
      [x] standard call
    • KennyB
      KennyB
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      Joined: 01.10.2009 Posts: 235
      Translation of his french words (except for cote)
      I do not know what that means (Côte = beach)

      Villain’s Friend (Observer): aargggh
      VILLAIN: quel cocu What a rip off
      VILLAIN: suyivre 6x BB avec 44 Calling 6xBB with 44
      VILLAIN: respecte pas la cote
      Hero: speak english
      VILLAIN: j'en ai marre de ce site de merde I'm sick of this crap website
      Villain’s Friend (Observer): aargggh
      VILLAIN: ta gueule fils de pute Shut up son of a whore
      Villain’s Friend (Observer): j'ai pas suivi la cote
      VILLAIN: sale rosbeaf Dirty rosbeaf
      Hero: if you are going to call me a donk
      VILLAIN: and you call 6x BB with 44 ???????????
      VILLAIN: lottery player
      Hero: mmmm it was a close call
      VILLAIN: close call, mon cul big bingo player close call my ass ! big bingo player
      VILLAIN: lucky fish
      Villain’s Friend (Observer): :-)
      VILLAIN: enculé d'anglaisEnglish motherf*cker
      VILLAIN: pédophile fils de putePedofile Son of a whore
      Hero: thanks for the advice
      VILLAIN: enculeur d'enfantschild f*cker
      Hero: maybe one day i'll be as good as you
      VILLAIN: ta gueule connard shut up a$$hole
      VILLAIN: 44 ?????????
      VILLAIN: fils de pute Son of a whore
      Hero: lol
      VILLAIN: connard de british British a$$hole
      VILLAIN: 12% chance to hit a 4, he calls 6xBB and the fish hits , of course
      VILLAIN: full tilt : the fish's paradise
      VILLAIN: a good lottery game
      Hero: you are starting to get boring now
      VILLAIN: va te faire foutre, joueur de loterie F*ck you, go play the lottery
      VILLAIN: enculé de chancard lucky motherf*cker
      VILLAIN: lucky bastard
      Hero: yeah i get your point
      Hero: i'm a lucky fish zzzzzzzz
      VILLAIN: pfffffffffffffff
      VILLAIN: too sad this site
      Hero: lol
      VILLAIN: always miraculous board for fishs
      VILLAIN: of course nobody hits
      Hero: it wasn't miraculous just not likely
      VILLAIN: bye donkeys
      VILLAIN: va enculer tes enfants, rosbeaf go f*ck your children, rosbeaf
      Hero: bye bye pro
      Hero: haha
      Hero: rosbeef thats funny
      VILLAIN: bye bye pro (of lottery)
      Hero: are you a stand up
      VILLAIN: good call 6x BB with 44, you 'll always win with this trash
    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
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      Joined: 23.02.2007 Posts: 3,385
      :heart: french fish :)

      cote means pot odds btw.

      and yeah, 1.25$ is 5bb ^^