tigerK: Ender.

    • tigerK
      tigerK
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      Hi everybody !

      I'm new in this forum and I want to transform my penis in 10K$ until summer to buy a nice pair of boobs with a nice bikini (yellow if possible)

      [mylife]
      I'm from the French communauty, but I'm currently living in UK until summer: I'm a french teacher in primary schools on the isle of Wight, to be more precise. I do apologize in advance for my english though.
      I'm 23 years old.
      Ah and I'm left-handed. It helps.
      [/mylife]


      I discovered online poker with Pokerstrategy one year ago.
      I'm mostly a SSS player in pokerstars FR tables. Last year I had to make regular full cashouts (I restarted to 50$ many many times) so I didn't have the opportunity to develop my game that much. The fact that I'm a big gambler/tilter and a terrible sng'player didn't help me as well to build a nice bankroll though.
      But now this time is over. As it's the tiger's year in chinese calendar I just can't play like a kitty/pussy in NL25 anymore. THIS IS MY YEAR. I WANT MY BOOBS.



      Here are my blog goals and special rules:

      I will post my weekly results every month and my monthly results every week... more or less.
      I will reply to my army of girley fans everytime it will be needed obviously.
      I will post some boobs every time I won 1K$ (yummy!).
      I will post some penis every time I lost 1K$ (burk!).
      I will not reply to trolls even if I want them to SHUT THEIR FUCKIN' TRAP.
      I will try not to be rude with people who pissed me off. Think positively, think boobies !!!

      Real goals:
      To have a 10K$ bankroll at least the 31/05/2010 to pay my breast operation. As I believe all the SSSplayers are homosexuals (or with strange sexual pattern implicating animals, you choose), maybe If i don't succeed I will raise funds.


      Week 1:

      Cash game:


      My come back in NL200. 2BB/100. Good start.


      Sng HU:


      SNG HU 23$ (2-4). ROI: 26%. Up.


      BK: 2K$ (20% achievement)
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    • Kojika
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      Hey !

      Nice to see you posting in this community... Will you ever come back to the french community or are you done with it ?

      Good luck at your tables (even though I don't really like SSS players (don't take it personally :D ) )
    • stevegold87
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      lol, this thread is funny and I shall read it. :] .

      Good luck with your journey.
    • Schnitzelfisch
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      where the boobs?
    • khlaus
      khlaus
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      i really loved your post man , good luck ;) :s_biggrin:
    • tigerK
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      Thanks all for the support ;) .

      Glad you liked my post :) .

      @Kojika: Hi french buddy ! Don't worry I don't like SSS players either, even if I have nothing against gays (except they prefer penis rather than boobs / man how is it possible).
      I'll definitely come back into the French communauty, but I guess after this little challenge. To be fully honest it's one of my secundary goal to postulate there as a SSS FR coach if it's possible coz in the French communauty I don't even know if one of the SSS coach is a trully winning player (scrooch025 = loosing player / wilfriedr = 0.20BB/100) and they're both playing SH, not FR. I mean they're winning as rakeback-whore, ok I agree with that, but when you see their winrate it's hard not to laugh at them. BS will agree with that I assume. A SSS with less than 0.75BB/100 or a BS with less than 2.25BB/100 winrate appear both not very good players to me. And I'm speaking about FR, not SH (where I heard it's possible to get a better winrate). Those should analyse their plays and stop playing like fuckin nit on 24 tables if you see my point. Play some poker though (funny to hear that from a SSS player isn't it? :rolleyes: ). Anyway, I will postulate as soon as I will be satisfied about my winnings, probably when I will be able to say that I'm beating NL1000 without lying (boobs know I prey).

      @Primzi: I can see that you know what you want :P . As I said there will be loads of boobs in this thread (I mean at least I hope so), but every 1K$ winnings. If you do the math, since I start the blog, I am more or less 800$ winning. Be patient, you'll get you're boobies. I swear. Soon as I pass the 2.2K$.
    • tigerK
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      Originally posted by tigerK

      I will post some penis every time I lost 1K$ (burk!).




      Sick week of grind. I've been close to my first boobies (65$ lol) but instead I've got penis for you, after my long way to hell.

      As we all know bad variance leads to bad play and to sick tilt. I am on tilt right now, and I don't even remember the poker rules I guess. All my poker week was so crap look at that.

      here is my cash game graph of the week:



      NL200: -800
      NL400: -100

      And my sng graph:



      Bad variance but mostly bad play in 20$ HU (2-4).



      As I really need to whine today here is my lifetime graph on NL200:



      I'm officially a loosing player in NL200... sick life.

      BK = 900$

      So I'm back in NL100 until I reach 1.2K. Even if I can blame the variance a lot this week, I know as well that I didn't play my A-game, I made a lot of mistakes due to tilt (I guess I lost more or less 300$ due to tilt this week, in HU and CG) and I wasn't confident in my game. Next week I'll try to fix this. My week goal will be to come back in NL200 and to keep grinding cg with a nice volume.

      Hopefully it's quite unlikely I post a new penis next week. God is good.
    • tigerK
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      I changed my mind.
      As I'm running 2.17evbb/100 since the beginning of the year on NL200 (as I can't really blame my game that hard though) I will follow my previous aggressive BRM and not be conservative at all:

      NL25: 75$
      NL50: 200$
      NL100: 500$
      NL200: 1200$
      NL400: 2000$
      NL600: 3000$
      NL1000: 4000$

      I move down from a limite when I reach the previous threshold. I mean I will moove down to NL100 if I'm down to 500$ more or less. It's a very aggressive BRM, I accept the risk.

      So my new week goal will just be to run over ev ;( (and try to keep grinding 1Khands/day too)
    • DarkNeo1
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      LMAO.Are you taking the piss.I really hope you are.About the boobs and the BRM.
      Good luck lol.
    • tigerK
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      After a good night of sleeping I changed my mind _ again

      My BRM is not enough conservative in case of a big down like I just past through (hopefully it's over now).

      Just after posting yesterday I decided to play another session. It's started well, was up to 250$ but I was too greedy (I wanted my money back !) and that was a very bad state of mind for playin', stupid me. Of course bad luck and bad setups slapped my butt again. -300$ lost at the end with -200 under ev FML. In my last 5000 hands I am 30bi NL200 under ev. Me and my bankroll wasn't prepared to such a down. I'll be honest it's my deepest down ever (played more than 250k hands in SSS, never see such a drop before).

      As a consequence I decide not to wait until 500$ to move down in NL100 but to move down right now with my 650$ bankroll. MY BRM wasn't enough conservative I was a fool and I needed to fix it. Here is the new SSS BRM I will follow.

      To move up:

      NL25: 75$
      NL50: 200$
      NL100: 500$
      NL200: 1200$
      NL400: 2000$
      NL600: 3000$
      NL1000: 4000$

      The same BRM to move up though. My BRM looks quite aggressive, especially midstakes but the thing is, as I'm 24-tabling and there's not much tables high stakes (1-2 NL1000, 2-3 NL600, 3-5, NL400) most of my session are still on NL200 and my average bi on table is still decent: let's say with 4k$ I'm playin 2NL1000, 3 NL600, 5 NL400 and 14 NL200 tables: My average bi is 72$ = 55 bi. Still decent though, as the variance isn't increasing that much after NL200.

      Now to move down:

      NL1000 -> NL600: 3500$
      NL600 -> NL400: 2500$
      NL400 -> NL200: 1600$
      NL200 -> NL100: 850$
      NL100-> NL50: 350$
      NL50 -> NL25: 135$
      NL25 -> NL10: 50$

      As you can see It's fuckin' time for me to move down.

      Good luck on the tables.

      [edit] And I'm moving down to HU (2-4) 10$ as well, as I don't want HU to be consistent on my bankroll mooves.
    • tigerK
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      Small week of grind. Didn't play that much. But anyway I'm quiet happy. I'm winning.
      things are back to usual: my down seems to be over now so I hope i'll be able to restart NL200 this week. it's a pleasure to grind nl100 for the moment.

      here is my graph SSS CG for the week:



      NL200: -289$. -13.79bb/100. 1050h. End of NL200 big down.
      NL100: +515$. 10.78bb/100. 4750h. UP.

      BANKROLL: 1050$
    • tigerK
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      BANKROLL: 1.2K

      Back to NL200.


      Big up in NL100 (6K hands 11bb/100 ;) ) to come back from 550$ to 1200$ quickly.
      I hope luck will still be by my side this week. I'm confident on my game, I know I'm beating those limits. Variance can stop me but not break me. The tiger is back!
    • Megachuck
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      I'm confident in your skill too, dude.

      Go tiger!
    • tigerK
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      @megachuck: Thanks dude ;)



      Here we go for the weekly/monthly results cash game.

      weekly graph:




      NL200: 4800h. 160$. 1.65bb/100.
      NL100: 2500h. 130$. 5.45bb/100.

      Good week, running over ev :) . Good volume.

      monthly graph:



      NL200: 20kh. -320$. -0.80bb/100. 0.90evbb/100.
      NL100: 7400h. 700$. 9.5bb/100. 6.5evbb/100.
      NL400: 200h. -100$.

      Month pretty difficult in NL200. But roxxing in NL100. I think I have to tight up my game in NL200, cause if it's adapted to NL100, in NL200 players are much more aggro preflop. But anyway at least I'm winning ;) . And I know I didn't play my A-game in NL200. I hope next month will be better.

      Regarding my volume I'm quite happy with it. If I can make 30Kh each month I should be able to reach supernova without pressure (would be more than 10K vpp/month).

      BANKROLL: 1.3K

      Tonight, mtt's night. Sunday million, wait for me !!
    • tigerK
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      Wow there's some echoes right here. Must be alone in this great cavern though, just talking to my own shadows.

      Anyway this is my weekly results.
      February started quite well. Alas at the end I tilted 200$ in cg (SHOVE SHOVE SHOVE !!!) after I lost a 5$(2R1A)mtt where I was close to perf. A bad timing killed my self-control...

      cg graph nl200:


      BANKROLL: 1.7k
    • KidPokersKid
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      Wow dude wtf is going on with your community picture :f_eek:
    • tigerK
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      LSD, what else ?

      ;)
    • MisterCroco
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      glad to see you here, tiger !

      gl for your boobs
    • tigerK
      tigerK
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      tilt :( .
    • Kojika
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      Not again... How much did you lose this time ?
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