Loldonkaments :d

    • sabo999
      sabo999
      Bronze
      Joined: 11.06.2008 Posts: 502
      At time of writin, one may well be under the infulence of copuis amounts of alcohol, so therefore i decided a Nice £10 f/o would be a good shout


      lol i forgot how serious people took these tourneys lol;
      Heres some table talk....


      payheedKU: sabo your a fish
      Dealer: Zipper22 calls 220
      Dealer: payheedKU folds
      Dealer: The turn is [Ah]
      Dealer: sabo999 checks
      Dealer: Zipper22 checks
      Dealer: The river is [5s]
      payheedKU: your terrible
      Dealer: sabo999 has 15 seconds left to act
      Dealer: sabo999 bets 184
      Dealer: Zipper22 folds
      Dealer: Uncalled bet of 184 returned to sabo999
      Dealer: sabo999 mucks
      Dealer: sabo999 wins the pot (740)
      Dealer: Hand #18026062936
      Dealer: sabo999 posts the small blind of 30
      Dealer: Lucky Lydia posts the big blind of 60
      Dealer: You have been dealt [Js 4s]
      Dealer: PokerKingDJ has 15 seconds left to act
      Dealer: PokerKingDJ folds
      Dealer: Zipper22 folds
      Dealer: payheedKU calls 60
      Dealer: sabo999 calls 30
      Dealer: Lucky Lydia checks
      Dealer: The flop is [7c 3h Kc]
      Dealer: sabo999 has 15 seconds left to act
      Dealer: sabo999 checks
      Dealer: Lucky Lydia checks
      Dealer: payheedKU bets 180
      Dealer: sabo999 has 15 seconds left to act
      sabo999: i am the next Athene :D Stack yiu Nubbs!!
      Dealer: sabo999 folds
      Dealer: Lucky Lydia folds
      Dealer: Uncalled bet of 180 returned to payheedKU
      Dealer: payheedKU mucks
      Dealer: payheedKU wins the pot (180)
      Dealer: Hand #18026084651
      Dealer: Lucky Lydia posts the small blind of 30
      Dealer: PokerKingDJ posts the big blind of 60
      Dealer: You have been dealt [9h 7d]
      Dealer: Zipper22 folds
      Dealer: payheedKU calls 60
      Dealer: arturito222 calls 60
      Dealer: sabo999 calls 60
      Dealer: Lucky Lydia folds
      Dealer: PokerKingDJ checks
      Dealer: The flop is [8c 5d 6h]
      Dealer: PokerKingDJ checks
      Dealer: payheedKU bets 270
      Dealer: arturito222 calls 270
      Dealer: sabo999 has 15 seconds left to act
      Dealer: sabo999 raises to 844
      Dealer: PokerKingDJ folds
      Dealer: payheedKU raises to 6,700, and is all in
      Dealer: arturito222 has 15 seconds left to act
      Dealer: arturito222 folds
      Dealer: sabo999 calls 5,856
      Dealer: payheedKU shows [Ts 8s]
      Dealer: sabo999 shows [9h 7d]
      Dealer: The turn is [Kc]
      Dealer: The river is [4c]
      Dealer: payheedKU shows a pair of Eights
      Dealer: sabo999 shows a straight, Nine high


      LMAO!!!!!! Play Small Pots, every 1/2 Hands then Shiiiiiiiiiiiip with the Nuts :D i Like it !!!

      C'Mon Sabo FTW!!!


      Sabo :club:
      Dealer: sabo999 wins the pot (13,940) with a straight, Nine high
  • 9 replies
    • SoWe
      SoWe
      Global
      Joined: 10.01.2008 Posts: 2,397
      posting here because the title is so fitting



      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      BB:
      $37,90
      MP1:
      $77,05
      CO:
      $25,55

      0,1/0,25 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.74 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BU with 6:spade: , 3:spade:
      UTG2 folds, MP1 calls $0,25, 2 folds, CO calls $0,25, 2 folds, BB checks.

      Flop: ($0,85) K:heart: , Q:heart: , K:diamond: (3 players)
      BB checks, MP1 checks, CO checks.

      Turn: ($0,85) J:heart: (3 players)
      BB checks, MP1 checks, CO bets $0,75, BB folds, MP1 calls $0,75.

      River: ($2,35) 7:heart: (2 players)
      MP1 checks, CO bets $2,25, MP1 calls $2,25.

      Final Pot: $6,85

      Results follow:
      CO shows a full-house, kings full of queens (Kc Qc)
      MP1 shows a royal flush (Ah Th)

      MP1 wins with a royal flush (Ah Th)






      LOLDONK!
    • lennonac
      lennonac
      Global
      Joined: 02.05.2009 Posts: 1,421
      Sorry I fail to see what is so donkish about this?

      Am I missing something?
    • Tampaloeres81
      Tampaloeres81
      Bronze
      Joined: 08.03.2009 Posts: 1,416
      Originally posted by lennonac
      Sorry I fail to see what is so donkish about this?

      Am I missing something?
      MP1 just calling the bet on the river (and earlier streets) with the absolute NUTS!

      Yeah great lol :D
    • lennonac
      lennonac
      Global
      Joined: 02.05.2009 Posts: 1,421
      Ahhhh I see, I overlooked the stacks I just asumed everyone got all in
    • randomdonk
      randomdonk
      Bronze
      Joined: 02.08.2009 Posts: 1,984
      he was waiting for 5th street to get it in obviously
    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
      Bronze
      Joined: 23.02.2007 Posts: 3,385
      Originally posted by randomdonk
      he was waiting for 5th street to get it in obviously
      clearly not
    • Leito99
      Leito99
      Bronze
      Joined: 27.07.2009 Posts: 754
      he was gonna call on the 5th street as well
    • F0erster
      F0erster
      Bronze
      Joined: 02.06.2008 Posts: 2,241
      whatteh deuce?
    • armo
      armo
      Bronze
      Joined: 07.03.2008 Posts: 451
      this call was *legen - wait for it - dary* :s_cool: :f_biggrin:

      PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

      Button ($57.85)
      SB ($18.75)
      BB ($59.45)
      UTG ($50.75)
      Hero (MP) ($64.70)

      Preflop: Hero is MP with 9, 9
      1 fold, Hero bets $1.75, 1 fold, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

      Flop: ($4) 10, 5, 9 (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $2.80, SB calls $2.80

      Turn: ($9.60) K (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB calls $7

      River: ($23.60) 9 (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $8, SB calls $7.20 (All-In)

      Total pot: $38 | Rake: $1.80

      Results:
      SB had J, 8 (one pair, nines).
      Hero had 9, 9 (four of a kind, nines).
      Outcome: Hero won $36.20

      *high five*