Post your Truly retarded poker hands

    • DaPhunk
      DaPhunk
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      Joined: 01.03.2008 Posts: 2,805
      Rules -

      #1 The hand has to show an absolutely ridiculously stupid move

      #2 Max 2 hands per post


      Right Lets begin;

      IPoker Network $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 10 players
      The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

      SB: $9.90
      BB: $6.33
      UTG: $8.93
      UTG+1: $6.93
      UTG+2: $11.20
      MP1: $2.65
      MP2: $7.76
      MP3: $9.90
      CO: $8.78
      Hero (BTN): $15.91

      Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with 9 :club: Q :club:
      7 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, 1 fold, BB calls $0.20

      Flop: ($0.65) 3 :club: 6 :heart: A :club: (2 players)
      BB bets $0.10, Hero raises to $0.40, BB calls $0.30

      Turn: ($1.45) 2 :club: (2 players)
      BB bets $5.63, Hero folds
  • 11 replies
    • EmanuelC16
      EmanuelC16
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      Joined: 02.01.2010 Posts: 13,897
      It's a hand I witnessed recently...

      Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

      Play hand

      $20/$40 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

      Known players:
      MP2:
      $1920.00
      MP3:
      $1455.00
      CO:
      $1493.00
      BU:
      $1457.00
      SB (Hero):
      $1460.00
      BB:
      $1110.00
      UTG1:
      $1500.00
      UTG2:
      $1650.00
      MP1:
      $1455.00


      Preflop: Hero is SB with 6, Q.
      2 folds, MP1 calls $40.00, 2 folds, CO calls $40.00, BU calls $40.00, Hero folds, BB checks.

      Flop: ($180) 3, 3, 4 (4 players)
      BB checks, MP1 bets $40.00, CO folds, BU calls $40.00, BB folds.

      Turn: ($260) Q (2 players)
      MP1 bets $40.00, BU raises to $80.00, MP1 calls $40.00.

      River: ($420) 6 (2 players)
      MP1 checks, BU bets $40.00, MP1 raises to $160.00, BU raises to $280.00, MP1 raises to $400.00, BU raises to $560.00, MP1 raises to $800.00, BU raises to $1,120.00, MP1 raises to $1,600.00, BU raises to $2,240.00, MP1 raises to $3,200.00, BU raises to $4,480.00, MP1 raises to $6,335.00, BU calls $55.00.

      Final Pot: $3010.
    • neznanec21
      neznanec21
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      Joined: 10.12.2009 Posts: 34
      Originally posted by EmanuelC16
      It's a hand I witnessed recently...

      Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

      Play hand

      $20/$40 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

      Known players:
      MP2:
      $1920.00
      MP3:
      $1455.00
      CO:
      $1493.00
      BU:
      $1457.00
      SB (Hero):
      $1460.00
      BB:
      $1110.00
      UTG1:
      $1500.00
      UTG2:
      $1650.00
      MP1:
      $1455.00


      Preflop: Hero is SB with 6, Q.
      2 folds, MP1 calls $40.00, 2 folds, CO calls $40.00, BU calls $40.00, Hero folds, BB checks.

      Flop: ($180) 3, 3, 4 (4 players)
      BB checks, MP1 bets $40.00, CO folds, BU calls $40.00, BB folds.

      Turn: ($260) Q (2 players)
      MP1 bets $40.00, BU raises to $80.00, MP1 calls $40.00.

      River: ($420) 6 (2 players)
      MP1 checks, BU bets $40.00, MP1 raises to $160.00, BU raises to $280.00, MP1 raises to $400.00, BU raises to $560.00, MP1 raises to $800.00, BU raises to $1,120.00, MP1 raises to $1,600.00, BU raises to $2,240.00, MP1 raises to $3,200.00, BU raises to $4,480.00, MP1 raises to $6,335.00, BU calls $55.00.

      Final Pot: $3010.
      How could they have been raising so much, when they both started with ~1.5k chips?
      Yet I see a raise to 6.335$ in the end.
    • Tampaloeres81
      Tampaloeres81
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      Joined: 08.03.2009 Posts: 1,416
      Yeah 93o is da nuts!

      Grabbed by Holdem Manager
      NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
      Hero ($39.45)
      BB ($11.40)
      UTG ($27.95)
      UTG+1 ($18.50)
      UTG+2 ($66.40)
      MP1 ($6.20)
      CO ($114)
      BTN ($20)

      Dealt to Hero K:diamond: A:heart:

      fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $1, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $5, BB raises to $11.40 (AI), UTG+2 calls $10.40, Hero raises to $39.45 (AI), UTG+2 calls $28.05

      FLOP ($90.30) 7:club: 2:spade: 3:spade:

      TURN ($90.30) 7:club: 2:spade: 3:spade: 4:spade:

      RIVER ($90.30) 7:club: 2:spade: 3:spade: 4:spade: 5:club:

      BB shows 3:heart: 9:diamond:
      (Pre 20%, Flop 56.4%, Turn 61.9%)

      UTG+2 shows T:heart: Q:diamond:
      (Pre 31%, Flop 18.9%, Turn 14.3%)

      Hero shows K:diamond: A:heart:
      (Pre 49%, Flop 24.7%, Turn 23.8%)

      Hero wins $87.30
    • EmanuelC16
      EmanuelC16
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      Joined: 02.01.2010 Posts: 13,897
      Originally posted by neznanec21

      How could they have been raising so much, when they both started with ~1.5k chips?
      Yet I see a raise to 6.335$ in the end.
      PS.com converter is acting up...

      Full Tilt Poker $2 + $0.25 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 734038
      The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

      MP1: t1920 M = 32
      MP2: t1455 M = 24.25
      CO: t1493 M = 24.88
      BTN: t1457 M = 24.28
      Hero (SB): t1460 M = 24.33
      BB: t1110 M = 18.50
      UTG: t1500 M = 25
      UTG+1: t1650 M = 27.50
      UTG+2: t1455 M = 24.25

      Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is SB with 6 :club: Q :diamond:
      2 folds, UTG+2 calls t40, 2 folds, CO calls t40, BTN calls t40, 1 fold, BB checks

      Flop: (t180) 3 :spade: 3 :diamond: 4 :heart: (4 players)
      BB checks, UTG+2 bets t40, CO folds, BTN calls t40, BB folds

      Turn: (t260) Q :heart: (2 players)
      UTG+2 bets t40, BTN raises to t80, UTG+2 calls t40

      River: (t420) 6 :spade: (2 players)
      UTG+2 checks, BTN bets t40, UTG+2 raises to t160, BTN raises to t280, UTG+2 raises to t400, BTN raises to t520, UTG+2 raises to t640, BTN raises to t760, UTG+2 raises to t880, BTN raises to t1000, UTG+2 raises to t1120, BTN raises to t1240, UTG+2 raises to t1295 all in, BTN calls t55

      Final Pot: t3010
      BTN mucks 2 :heart: 5 :heart:
      UTG+2 shows Q :club: 3 :club: (a full house, Threes full of Queens)
      UTG+2 wins t3010


      Here are the correct values and results. :s_cool:
    • danutz123
      danutz123
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      Joined: 03.05.2006 Posts: 126
      The worst hand I ever played was at Oceans Eleven Casino in Oceanside, California in 2003, 3/6 limit Holdem. I don't have the text obviously but I can narratively (I'll never forget it).

      Sitting in the BB with AA

      MP1 limps
      MP2 folds
      MP3 raises to $6
      folded down to Hero
      Hero raises to $9
      MP1 folds
      MP3 caps (yes!)

      Flop:
      A 10 3 rainbow

      BB bets $3
      MP3 raises ... caps

      Turn
      7 of the 4th suit

      BB bets $6
      MP3 raises ... caps

      River:
      9

      BB bets $6
      MP3 raises ... caps

      Villan shows J8
    • skimon
      skimon
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      Joined: 29.05.2008 Posts: 329
      Haha, they can smell the backdoors, had one like that yesterday, very strange to see them cap on the flop. However, to pull that off in a live game, I suppose it's even crazier :D
    • EmanuelC16
      EmanuelC16
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      Joined: 02.01.2010 Posts: 13,897
      @danutz: I guess you started playing NL after that hand? If not, you really should. :f_cool:
    • DaPhunk
      DaPhunk
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      Joined: 01.03.2008 Posts: 2,805
      Hahaha, I picked up the nuts with KQ on one table and then proceeded to accidentally shove on the wrong one!


      IPoker Network $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
      The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

      UTG+1: $16.57
      MP1: $9.24
      Hero (MP2): $10.00
      CO: $22.96
      BTN: $29.48
      SB: $3.00
      BB: $3.00
      UTG: $3.49

      Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP2 with Q :club: K :diamond:
      1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.10, MP1 calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, 2 folds, SB calls $0.45, 3 folds

      Flop: ($1.30) J :diamond: 8 :diamond: 6 :heart: (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $0.60, SB raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1.90

      Turn: ($6.30) 6 :diamond: (2 players)

      River: ($6.30) 5 :heart: (2 players)

      Final Pot: $6.30
      SB shows Q :diamond: A :diamond:
      SB wins $5.88
      (Rake: $0.42)
    • taavi1337
      taavi1337
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      Joined: 29.05.2009 Posts: 2,920
    • Hahaownedlolz
      Hahaownedlolz
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      Joined: 24.04.2009 Posts: 1,755
      Originally posted by taavi1337
      lol.. i see what you did there :D
    • NightFrostaSS
      NightFrostaSS
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      Joined: 25.10.2008 Posts: 5,255
      My database is one big retard