{"id":10146,"date":"2010-02-12T19:05:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T19:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pokerstrategy.com\/fr\/les-perles-du-forum-55\/"},"modified":"2026-03-02T11:00:34","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T11:00:34","slug":"les-perles-du-forum-55","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pokerstrategy.com\/fr\/news\/content\/Les-Perles-du-Forum_29786\/","title":{"rendered":"Les Perles du Forum"},"content":{"rendered":"

Le Coin bar<\/a> du forum (mais pas seulement), c'est là où cette semaine je me rendis pour assister votre joaillier<\/a> de choc et belge d'un jour aurelien7, dans cette rudissime tâche du vendredi (je plaisante pas, c'est pas tous les jours facile). Alors, quoi de neuf cette semaine ? Ben lisez plutôt ce qui suit. Boudiou !<\/p>

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Faut pas pousser (mémé)
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kaytor porte plainte. C'est probablement la nouvelle de la semaine sur le forum (si je ne m'abuse). Il est peut-être déjà en train d'en découdre lui-même avec le responsable d'une méprise aussi surprenante que... farfelue dirons-nous. C'est en fait, tout ce qu'on lui souhaite.<\/p>

Bref, apparemment en médecine y'en a qui savent rigoler, et pour changer un peu de sujet, notons que taaster lui n'en a absolument rien à secouer de l'agression de son coach préféré, et pense à se faire moine rapidement<\/a> (trappiste, s'entend).<\/p>

<\/a> <\/span>Quel est le PokerStratège bourré qui m'a agressé... <\/b><\/span><\/a><\/p>

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Si tu es blonde, à forte...
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... poitrine, et que tu as cette forme d'esprit logique dans la moindre de tes prières, c'est zikbond qui t'en seras reconnaissant. Cette semaine, comme vous pouvez voir, j'ai décidé au nom de la team de donner un coup de pouce à cette requête franche, droite, formelle et somme toute tout à fait saine, née quelque part<\/a> à 3h du mat'.<\/p>

Tout ça pour dire que si c'est l'occasion de créer le premier groupe des fans de filles logiques, honnêtes et célibataires<\/a>, ça nous fera la journée, et on tiendra le coup ce week-end pendant que d'aucuns s'aspergent de Laurent Perrier, et comme dirait arnfast, de frigides et de biscuits (merci à ceux qui suivent<\/a>).<\/p>

<\/span><\/span><\/a>Avis aux Toulousaines<\/b><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/b><\/p>

\n<\/a>\n<\/div>

En gardav' avec les YMCA
\n<\/h2>

C'est au détour du dernier sondage hebdo<\/a> que oooplayer nous gratifie d'une histoire tout à fait... mignonne. Résultat, une série de smileys que non, vous non plus n'aviez jamais vu.<\/p>

Si vous aussi vous n'avez jamais vu les YMCA, et que pourtant vous vous sentez si proches d'eux, car vous avez parfois agité les bras tout en pensant, \"p** c'est moi qui doit faire le \"M\" dans la chanson j'ai l'air trop con\"<\/i>, et tout en évitant la nana qui prend un peu trop de place sur le dancefloor, là, sur la gauche... alors... alors...
\nAlors rien.<\/p>

<\/b>Ma garde à vue à Mexico (by<\/b><\/span> oOoplayer)<\/b><\/span><\/b><\/a> <\/b><\/span><\/a><\/p>

\nEt dans le désordre, parce que trois perles et quelques liens ça fait pas un collier digne d'une toulousaine, ne manquez pas ça<\/a> (rayon musique), ça<\/a> (rayon vins & spiritueux), ni ça<\/a> (rayon support technique wallon). <\/i><\/p>

Et puis si vous avez des plans pour ce week-end, honnêtement, annulez tout et aidez-nous (vous)<\/a>. Bref.<\/p>

<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/a>Et retrouvez l'anthologie des Perles du Forum dans ce thread<\/span><\/a><\/b><\/p>

\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Des discussions en pagaille qu'il faut trier, lister... et commencer par comprendre, m\u00eame, parfois. C'est \u00e7a le forum. Alors comme chaque vendredi, on ouvre notre coffre \u00e0 jouets pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9. Et on saute dedans \u00e0 pieds joints.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10147,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-content"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nLes Perles du Forum - PokerStrategy FR<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pokerstrategy.com\/fr\/news\/content\/Les-Perles-du-Forum_29786\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Les Perles du Forum - PokerStrategy FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Des discussions en pagaille qu'il faut trier, lister... et commencer par comprendre, m\u00eame, parfois. 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