{"id":10178,"date":"2010-02-19T19:56:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T19:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pokerstrategy.com\/fr\/les-perles-du-forum-56\/"},"modified":"2026-03-02T11:00:36","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T11:00:36","slug":"les-perles-du-forum-56","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pokerstrategy.com\/fr\/news\/content\/Les-Perles-du-Forum_30016\/","title":{"rendered":"Les Perles du Forum"},"content":{"rendered":"

Comme tous les vendredis en début de soirée, c'est le moment où les
\nPokerStratèges peuvent communier librement afin de danser la vie, de
\nchanter la vie. Et bien cette semaine c'est moi qui en profite pour placer un message vibrant, rempli
\nd'une passion sincère à mes deux plus fidèles alliées. Mais commençons
\nd'abord avec de quoi rire jusqu'au lundi matin.<\/p>

Le Chuck Norris hindi<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\n
\"Ce JCVD c'est vraiment
\n\t\t\t une tarlouze...\"<\/i>\n\t\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>

Comment, quoi, hein ?! Cela ferait donc plus de deux semaines qu'aucun
\nnanard (grosso modo un mauvais film sympathique) n'a été mentionné dans
\ncette rubrique ?! Mais ça va pas du tout, mais alors pas du tout !! Bon
\non se fait vite fait une séance de rattrapage avec le post improbable
\nde jivjav.<\/p>

Tout les canons du genre sont réunis dans ce patchwork gonflé à
\nl'hormone pré-pubère : du jus de tomate qui fait office de sang en
\npassant par la coupe eighties de l'action hero et les bruitages (forcément)
\ndécalés par rapport à l'action. Et en prime des chevaux (beaucoup de
\nchevaux), des figurants
\nen mousse qui font inexplicablement des bonds, des voitures d'occaz'
\nqui implosent sans raison particulière... Bref du grand art rythmé par
\nune bande-son galvanisante.<\/p>

<\/a> <\/span><\/a><\/span><\/a>Ça c'est de l'action !<\/a><\/b><\/p>

<\/p>

Love of my life !<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\n
Trop hot les Air Jordan XI !<\/i>\n\t\t\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>

À celles qui me guident et me suivent pas-à-pas. À celles qui
\nme
\ndonnent l'impression d'être une Ferrari même si je n'ai pas mon permis
\nde conduire. À celles pour qui j'ai dépensé sans compter. Aux seules qui
\nme suivront toujours, quelles que soient les intempéries que je traverse. Le
\nrythme des saisons n'y changera rien, vous êtes et serez toujours au
\ncentre de ma vie. À vous, ces lignes sont dédiées et même si je vous ai
\nparfois maltraité, ma passion pour vous restera inaltérable. Quelles que
\nsoient votre couleur, votre taille ou votre allure je serai à vos côtés.<\/p>

Mais non je ne parle pas des meufs qu'on est allé brancher en fin de
\nsoirée avec mickito la semaine dernière au VIP Event<\/a>,
\nmais de mes baskets. Le post de harlock est d'ailleurs à ce titre un
\npetit bijou du genre pour les sneakers addict. Cette pub pour la marque aux
\ntrois bandes ravira autant les geeks de Star Wars que les
\ninconditionnels de l'asphalte. Le tout rythmé par des caméos qui assurent (Snoop<\/a>, Daft Punk<\/a>, Anakin Skywalker<\/a>, Beckham<\/a>...). De la boulette comme on dit.<\/p>

<\/a> <\/span><\/a><\/span><\/a>Adidas vs Star Wars<\/a> <\/b><\/p>

\nPuisque cette semaine je me suis un peu emballé avec mes envolées lyriques, voici un hommage à l'un des maîtres du
\ngenre, l'homme à la faconde débridée : Edouard Baer<\/a>.
\nNote pour les cancres !<\/b> Pour accéder à ces goodies, il vous suffit de cliquer sur les images.<\/i><\/p>

<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/a>Retrouvez l'anthologie des Perles du Forum dans ce thread<\/span><\/a><\/b><\/p>

\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Si vous cherchiez d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9ment l'endroit du site o\u00f9 l'on parle d'absolument tout mais pas de poker, et bien ne cherchez plus, vous venez d'atterrir au bon endroit. 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