{"id":9482,"date":"2010-01-15T16:28:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pokerstrategy.com\/fr\/les-perles-du-forum-51\/"},"modified":"2026-03-02T10:38:11","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T10:38:11","slug":"les-perles-du-forum-51","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pokerstrategy.com\/fr\/news\/content\/Les-Perles-du-Forum_28871\/","title":{"rendered":"Les Perles du Forum"},"content":{"rendered":"

La semaine a encore été bien chargée, le Coin bar du Forum<\/a> semble être
\nune source intarissable d'inspiration pour tous nos PokerStratèges
\natteints de déliromanie aigüe. Les choses empirent à un point tel que l'on ne sait plus à quel Saint se vouer !<\/a> <\/p>

\n<\/a> \n<\/div>

L'art subtil de la rhétorique
\n<\/h2>

En ces temps de lavage de cerveaux dont MSN et les SMS sont les fers
\nde lance, deux spécimens (dans des registres différents) perpétuent la
\ntradition tribunitienne. Maniant le verbe avec autant d'aisance que
\nYoda l'aphorisme creux et ampoulé, ils en rendraient presque jaloux le volubile Jean Claude Van Damme<\/a>. <\/p>

Pour apprécier la performance de ces deux iconoclastes il n'est
\ncependant pas nécessaire de cerner avec exactitude les contours du débat.
\nLaissez-vous simplement porter par le flot discontinu de paroles.
\n
\nPS <\/b>:<\/b> La deuxième vidéo nous laisse à penser que le la buvette
\ndu Parlement belge est particulièrement bien fournie en breuvages alcoolisés. On aurait peut-être dû organiser le VIP Event<\/a> là-bas...<\/p>

<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/a>Canto el parano<\/span><\/a>
\n <\/span><\/a><\/span><\/a>Un ministre belge plein au Parlement <\/span><\/a><\/p>

\n<\/a> \n<\/div>

Les blancs contre les noirs, et un ours
\n<\/h2>

Passe, passe... le ballon, y a du monde sur la corde à linge. Bon alors
\non inspire profondément, on expire intensément et on se concentre. Il
\ns'agit ici de compter le nombre de passes dans cette petite vidéo
\npostée par l'ami pkoimoi. <\/p>

Si vous ne remarquez rien d'anormal alors il vous faut refaire le test.
\nÀ moins bien sûr qu'un plantigrade amateur de moonwalk vous semble la
\nplatitude incarnée. Et si vous êtes vraiment bien concentrés, aux dires
\nde certains, un pingouin pourrait faire son apparition.<\/p>

<\/span><\/span><\/a>Testez votre concentration<\/span><\/a>
\n<\/b><\/p>

\n<\/a> \n<\/div>

Your flowers are NOT beautiful
\n<\/h2>


\n<\/b>In ze thread iou cannes find a véri goude risonne de learn
\nl'English. Bicoz des fois it's un poco difficult especially when u are
\nin un yellow sous marine or if iou want to sing les song de Lady Gaga !<\/p>

Ef if baï chance iou ave understande ouat I am talquin, envoyé to me un PM cuz me no comprendo nothing !<\/p>

<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/a><\/b>Besoin d'améliorer son anglais<\/a><\/p>

Note<\/b> :<\/b> si par hasard vous (ou quelqu'un d'autre)
\nêtes inscrit au GHJSKUJDHUP, qui aura lieu à une certaine heure UMR
\nmais dont le lieu peut être sujet à modifications (ou pas) à tout
\ninstant, n'hésitez pas à le faire savoir ici<\/a>. Le mot de passe pourrait être UTMB (ou autre chose).<\/p>

Courage, vous n'êtes qu'à un clic de nos goodies de la semaine : soit
\ndes raffarinades dans tous les sens, du nanar de haute volée et des
\n\"real gangstas\" à qui on ne la fait pas.<\/i><\/p>

<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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