Hey guys,
time to make a report for the last couple of days :).
Bratislava
We woke up on wednesday at like 5am and went to the airport slowly... to arrive at the airport at around 6.45 (had a flight at 7.30). Of course there were like 200 people in line waiting for a security check, so we had to skip the whole line to be able to catch the plane ♦.
Luckily, we made it on time and safely arrived to Vienna from where we took a bus to Bratislava. There we went to a bakery where mindan forced me to order the sandwiches in Slovak, which obv. resulted in everyone around me laughing at my pronunciation ♦.
And then we waited for TLN to come and get us, which took quite a long time since he woke up relatively late and also got lost on the way to the bus station ♦.
From there, we went to his flat, had breakfast and went shopping for food. He has a really sick flat btw, and two awesome fish which move the sand and stones around the aquarium all the time :).
TLN decided that it was unfair that he was more tired than we are, so he took us to a wellness in Senec, which is a city half an hour away from Bratislava by train. We almost missed the train (and would have done so if it wasn't delayed ♦), and when the train stopped at our stop we almost failed to get off it in time.
The wellness place was really nice and cheap. We had a water slide contest there (I won with 12.1 seconds, TLN and mindan had times so slow that they are not worth mentioning), and also a pullup contest which TLN's perseverance won.
We also played with a ball in the water and visited a lot of saunas which was pretty cool and TLN's plan of making us tired kind of worked ♦.
After that, we went to have dinner to some super cheap restaurant where TLN found out that ginger ale is awesome and we also had a pretty nice and cheap meal.
When we returned to Bratislava, we also went and visited a playground on the castle. That was actually quite fun and I have some pictures from it, but I'll upload them later on because I don't have the camera here (please remind me about it in a week ♦).
Back at the place, we played this game:

I was red, TLN was blue and mindan was green. I kind of lost.
We wanted to watch the movie The peaceful warrior before going to sleep, but couldn't really do it as our concentration levels were below ice ♦.
Oh yeah, and TLN also prepared a nice meal for us containing milk, oatmeal and some other things (coconut flour and sugar maybe?).
The next day we woke up at a reasonable time and had some interesting breakfast (yoghurt, dried fruits and coconut flour personally, others had similar things).
When TLN finally woke up, we went to play badminton where he beat me with his fake rules :(. But next time I will crush him ♦!
Then we played quite a bit for fun 2v2 with mindan, TLN and his girlfriend where I made sure to make him run like hell and also hit him with the shuttles (and give him the opportunity to matrix-dodge them, which he often times didn't).
It was really a lot of fun :).
Afterwards we went to a super sick restaurant called Fou Zoo which I can confirm is super awesome. Definitely one of the best restaurants I've ever been to if not the best. The bill was only 300€ for 4, although we didn't drink much alcohol.
Some pics from the restaurant:

Tom Kha with seafood, was freaking awesome. Best soup I've ever eaten! It had mushrooms, chillies and lots of tiger prawns in it. Yum!

I think this was marinated tofu with something. Looked really nice, tasted ok.

Tiger prawns in wasabi and avocado sauce... Pure bliss. Best starter ever!

My sushi plate. Some rolls with spider crab, some rolls with lobster, foie gras and truffles, eel nigiri with pesto and parmezan and some prawn nigiri (they were sadly out of king crab one :().

Duck with foie gras

Steak with shiitakes

TLN with his girlfriend

Passion fruit, Mango and Pear sorbets

Chocolate mousse and Coconut something with gold

Chocolate ball... This was epic, you have to try it if you ever visit this place. I won't spoil it for you though, so won't describe it in detail :).

And this was us ♦. Such an awesome dinner experience!
After dinner, we found out that there was a snow storm outside, but were lucky enough to get a cab, pack our things and go to the train station.
A top notch Bratislava trip, will surely come back there again. I will also write about Vienna in the following days, but that will take some more writing.
Often times a break needs to be taken between writing trip reports ;).
-SF