Quote 1:
😵Wake Up
💪Grind
🛀Shower
💪Grind
💺Sit Down
💪Grind
🚶Stand Up
💪Grind
👟Head Out
💪Grind
📝Do Work
💪Grind
🙌Thank Him
💪Grind
Quote 2:
Don't practice until you get it right. Practice until you can't get it wrong.
Quote 3:
Doubt me. I dare you. I will prove you wrong.
Quote 4:
The moment you stop believing, is the moment you fail.
Quote 5:
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Three fucking hilarious videos
And two funny hands:
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NL Holdem $120(BB) Replayer
SB ($2,059)
Hero ($807)
BTN ($1,634)
Dealt to Hero K♦ 4♠
BTN calls $120, fold, Hero checks
FLOP ($336) K♠ 7♥ 6♥
Hero checks, BTN bets $720, Hero calls $675 (AI)
TURN ($1,686) K♠ 7♥ 6♥ 4♥
RIVER ($1,686) K♠ 7♥ 6♥ 4♥ Q♠
Hero shows K♦ 4♠
(Pre 55%, Flop 89.5%, Turn 81.8%)
BTN shows Q♥ T♣
(Pre 45%, Flop 10.5%, Turn 18.2%)
Hero wins $1,686
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NL Holdem $30(BB) Replayer
SB ($718)
BB ($494)
Hero ($494)
UTG+1 ($294)
UTG+2 ($484)
CO ($464)
BTN ($1,552)
Dealt to Hero Q♣ A♠
Hero raises to $60, UTG+1 raises to $291 (AI), fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $231
FLOP ($648) J♥ T♣ 7♥
TURN ($648) J♥ T♣ 7♥ 8♦
RIVER ($648) J♥ T♣ 7♥ 8♦ K♥
UTG+1 shows 4♥ 9♠
(Pre 33%, Flop 34.3%, Turn 84.1%)
Hero shows Q♣ A♠
(Pre 67%, Flop 65.7%, Turn 15.9%)
Hero wins $648
Stars Love:
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NL Holdem $150(BB) Replayer
SB ($1,367)
Hero ($890)
CO ($676)
BTN ($1,567)
Dealt to Hero A♣ K♣
fold, fold, SB calls $75, Hero raises to $450, SB calls $300
FLOP ($960) K♥ Q♠ 9♠
SB checks, Hero bets $425 (AI), SB calls $425
TURN ($1,810) K♥ Q♠ 9♠ 4♦
RIVER ($1,810) K♥ Q♠ 9♠ 4♦ A♦
SB shows J♥ T♦
(Pre 35%, Flop 96.3%, Turn 100.0%)
Hero shows A♣ K♣
(Pre 65%, Flop 3.7%, Turn 0.0%)
SB wins $1,810
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NL Holdem $80(BB) Replayer
SB ($964)
BB ($133)
UTG ($370)
Hero ($1,108)
UTG+2 ($806)
CO ($707)
BTN ($412)
Dealt to Hero Q♣ Q♦
fold, Hero raises to $160, fold, fold, BTN calls $160, fold, BB calls $45 (AI)
FLOP ($541) T♦ J♠ 8♥
Hero bets $940 (AI), BTN calls $244 (AI)
TURN ($1,029) T♦ J♠ 8♥ J♥
RIVER ($1,029) T♦ J♠ 8♥ J♥ T♠
BB shows 2♥ A♦
(Pre 30%, Flop 0.6%, Turn 0.0%)
Hero shows Q♣ Q♦
(Pre 61%, Flop 9.4%, Turn 10.7%)
BTN shows 9♦ Q♥
(Pre 9%, Flop 90.0%, Turn 89.3%)
BTN wins $1,029
Best game in facebook ever. You have to try it. Try to beat. I have 2008 
Fruit ninjaaaaa wehaaaaaa
Month is going bellow the expect volume. I should have played something like 4-4.5k and i have only played 3100 or something. Still running bellow ev. Still enjoying poker though
Today it was a really weird day. At the beginning i runned really good and laughed with bad beats. Then i runned very bad especially in cards, holding 53,52,83 for like 5mins in every table of my 20 tables 
and i started feeling the HEAT
Then an extremely funny hand happened. This must be the most hilarious hand in my poker career ever. It is the only hand that made me laugh out loud. Really loud
Here it is:
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NL Holdem $150(BB) Replayer
($2,568)
Hero ($1,932)
Dealt to Hero T♣ 2♣
Hero raises to $300, calls $150
FLOP ($630) 4♣ K♣ 8♠
bets $1,200,
Hero raises to $1,617 (AI), folds
Hero shows T♣ 2♣
Hero wins $3,030
suXorZzZz keeps calling me luckbox. You nailed it man
It is funny how a reg with 1% roi the last 12k games harass me every day. YOU NAILED IT. I run too good
Seems like you really crush the games.
Also seems like you're a tv/movie junkie like myself so i would recommend Suits if you haven't seen it. A nice light hearted series, perfect to have in the background as you grind. 
Suits are awesome. I was so addicted in this that i finished both seasons in two days. The problem with me is that i can be addicted to any above average series a lot. I started watching spartacus and boom after 3.5 days i have seen 3 seasons
I agree with you. Suits are perfect. I am waiting for the new season
Haha same here. Once i start watching and like something i watch it non stop. ♦
House of Cards is another good one, just for the awesomeness of Kevin Spacey.
I would like to start the wire now that only game of thrones is played from the very good series. I am in the middle of Dexter which is suprisingly good after the first season
I will definitely have in mind House of Cards maybe i will start it asap because everything i saw from Kevin is awesome
Lie To Me is very good as well.
I'm currently watching Game of Thrones and really struggling to limit myself to 1 episode a day ♦
Honestly the only series i watched and i thought they were really bad is How I met your mother
Imo Supernatural is way overvalued
Rest of series that i watched are really good IMO and i watched many....many of them
Hey guys
Finally caught my ev today. Well at least in some point i was running in EV. It is very funny what i see in the tables lately. 2-3 regs calling me luckbox (all have 1-2% roi at most), another one laugh at me every time we are heads up (who had unlocked his ss when he runned superhot and had 10% roi but now he blocked it) and today a reg had 2 tables open and tanked to call A7o 8bbs heads up. Then he wrote i misclicked call with a funny face. I didnt got angry even when i runned bad this month but this was so frustrating
Anyway volume is ok lately playing 300+ games every day. Unfortunately games are bad and i have to play 3-4 regs every time no matter if it is peak or off peak hours. I like the challenge
I saw the sharkscope i am no6 atm. No1 is a player that he played more than 34k hypers this year. I havent played even half of him and i have more than half of his winnings. Should i be optimistic for no1? I dont know but if we consider i play hypers only 2 months, having decent results then definitely i can be optimistic
Month to date:
Stars will be stars hands of my last two days:
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NL Holdem $180(BB) Replayer
Hero ($2,454)
($2,046)
Dealt to Hero T♠ 4♥
calls $90, Hero checks
FLOP ($396) T♥ T♦ 5♦
Hero checks, checks
TURN ($396) T♥ T♦ 5♦ 6♠
Hero bets $180, calls $180
RIVER ($756) T♥ T♦ 5♦ 6♠ 8♠
Hero bets $360, raises to $1,668 (AI), Hero calls $1,308
shows 5♥ 5♣
(Pre 69%, Flop 77.1%, Turn 84.1%)
Hero shows T♠ 4♥
(Pre 31%, Flop 22.9%, Turn 15.9%)
wins $4,092
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NL Holdem $80(BB) Replayer
SB ($366)
BB ($677)
UTG ($1,751)
UTG+1 ($406)
Hero ($538)
CO ($396)
BTN ($366)
Dealt to Hero A♥ A♠
UTG calls $80, fold, Hero raises to $200, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $120
FLOP ($576) 2♦ 3♥ 7♣
UTG checks, Hero checks
TURN ($576) 2♦ 3♥ 7♣ 7♦
UTG checks, Hero checks
RIVER ($576) 2♦ 3♥ 7♣ 7♦ 8♦
UTG bets $160,
Hero raises to $330 (AI), UTG calls $170
UTG shows A♦ 9♦
(Pre 12%, Flop 5.6%, Turn 20.5%)
Hero shows A♥ A♠
(Pre 88%, Flop 94.4%, Turn 79.5%)
UTG wins $1,236
Have fun
Wank bank material. ♦
3-4 regs is normal in my games too. I think 3 regs and 2 fish is a decent combination, 4 regs 1 fish is where it gets a bit rough.
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NL Holdem $210(BB) Replayer
($1,959)
Hero ($2,541)
Dealt to Hero Q♦ A♣
Hero raises to $420, calls $210
FLOP ($882) 7♥ 4♠ A♥
checks, Hero checks
TURN ($882) 7♥ 4♠ A♥ 6♥
checks, Hero bets $420, calls $420
RIVER ($1,722) 7♥ 4♠ A♥ 6♥ J♣
bets $210,
Hero raises to $1,680 (AI), calls $888 (AI)
shows 6♦ J♠
(Pre 32%, Flop 4.7%, Turn 11.4%)
Hero shows Q♦ A♣
(Pre 68%, Flop 95.3%, Turn 88.6%)
wins $3,918
Originally posted by belthazorrrr
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $210(BB) Replayer
($1,959)
Hero ($2,541)Dealt to Hero Q♦ A♣
Hero raises to $420
Fixed. Really, 8bb deep why minr?
The stacks are so shallow i'm not sure you gain anything from min raise. I would consider min raising stronger hands but AQo is a push for me.
I made him called oop with J6o which he would have folded if i shove. I think i am gain value from a min raise here. Imagine all hands that he would have fold instead when i shove if he is going to defend J6o. I expect from him to shove his calling range or close to that. So i think that raising for value for a hand that plays well post flop is much more +Ev than shoving (which is +EV too, but i try to maximize my value)
Hmmm coming from HU Hypers, 8bb deep vs anyone I open shove unless they're particularly 3b happy. It just doesn't play well postflop so shallow because villain can almost play perfectly, he doesn't call any dominated hands either except for a few Qx hands because he shoves the rest preflop.
