Originally posted by dangermowse
wtf where's the fucking pic gone? ? jesus christ do I run bad at simply EVVVVVVVERYTHING IN LIFE??????????????Have you seen the state of the job world in the UK???
I am in the UK and after been self employed for 11 years, I have found a fantastic job which I love (most days ♦ ) and I have been there for close to 2 years now so it is possible.
Yh probably related to the trade you were doing in the first place. I was visiting the job centre webiste daily for 4 years and got nothing ahread of any immigrant willing to work for 3p an hour.
Yet another 50 bricks for a sunday with this contant bullshit over and over again.
Poker Stars $32.13+$2.87 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t600/t1200 Blinds + t125 - 8 players
UTG+1: t9253 M = 3.30
MP1: t3871 M = 1.38
MP2: t9430 M = 3.37
CO: t25011 M = 8.93
BTN: t21433 M = 7.65
SB: t3409 M = 1.22
BB: t19166 M = 6.84
Hero (UTG): t20791 M = 7.43
Pre Flop: (t2800) Hero is UTG with A 
K 
Hero raises to t2400, 2 folds, MP2 raises to t9305 all in, 4 folds, Hero calls t6905
Flop: (t21410) 7 
T 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Turn: (t21410) A (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t21410) K 
(2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t21410
MP2 shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero shows A K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
MP2 wins t21410
Am now a solid TWO MONTHS on ZERO income. Times that by 6 which is massivley likely on this jewrig site, and it would be an entire year skint. I believe now that making a living in this game you need at least TWO YEARS living expense behind. It used to be 6 months tops, but now as the rig tightens more and more each year thanks to the power hungry scum that rules this world, 6 months behind is laughable.
Yet another day of the same crap like this.
Poker Stars $32.13+$2.87 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players -
MP1: t1500 75 BBs
MP2: t1490 74.50 BBs
CO: t1500 75 BBs
BTN: t1470 73.50 BBs
SB: t1480 74 BBs
Hero (BB): t1765 88.25 BBs
UTG: t1500 75 BBs
UTG+1: t1215 60.75 BBs
UTG+2: t1580 79 BBs
Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with A A
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t20, 3 folds, CO calls t20, 2 folds, Hero raises to t100, UTG+1 calls t80, CO calls t80
Flop: (t310) Q 3 T (3 players)
Hero bets t125, UTG+1 calls t125, CO calls t125
Turn: (t685) 8 (3 players)
Hero bets t395, UTG+1 calls t395, CO folds
River: (t1475) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets t600, UTG+1 calls t595 all in
Final Pot: t2665
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
UTG+1 shows K 9 (a flush, King high)
UTG+1 wins t2665
Another $300 spunked off in 30 games, would've been more but the gun in the drawer is calling my name so am promptly off to use it on my eyeball.
Golden sng's have started today and I've been going through the running games to see how many actual occur. Oh how funy, 99% of them are micros. Waht's even funnier is every reg and his dog is in every game amounting to almost TWENTY $100 18's running at once stage and even a $500 went off for the first time ever! All in the vain hope these fish regs will win extra cash at chances of probably 999999999999999 to 1 as the jew in charge sits there deciding which sng's AREN'T going to be golden. Funny shit and wp pokerstars, roped in those rake makers good n proper!
ICANTSNG however, the luckiest and probably least skilled reg in all of eternity, has managed to bink 3 of the fuckers, the ONLY 3 that have ran above nano stakes. That aussie luckybox has been a bag of hilarity all year. It's plain to see the exact opposite has happend to him than ha to me. Stars spotted he was a hugely losing player but becuase he generates sooooo much rake they've upped his RNG allowance to keep him JUST ABOUT making a living from the game. He also masties over my pics.
Another 3 cashes in 74 and a further grand down the bog today. Actually hit a golden sng, a 35 180, and bust in about 3 seconds.
Gee, wonder who ^this tosser is.
Update is more of the same, worse than hell itself. In 1700 games I've had two 100+ bi downswings (one 170bis), multiple 50 and 70+ downswings. It's an absolute fcking joke. Each and every month I'm saying how it can't get any worse, records shattered week upon week yet it does exactly that, gets worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse month on month, year on year, UTTERLY AMAAAAZINGLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today saw three river 8's in a row up against pockets 8's, one of them taking place simultaneouly with a river 4 vs pckt 4's also. Two 3-way all-ins where i was 60% favourite. Being 60% favourite in a 3 way all-in with none of you having a pp is fucking rare, but alas, obv the 10% guy was really 90% favorite to win them.
Sunday I got 3 way in a $60 180, and I find myself 54% favourite in a 3 way all in with the chip lead. 54 v 32 v 14%. I only recall ever winning ONE 180 without it getting to HU, so to do so in a $60 would be trruly monumental. If I could've paused time right there and informed the world to lump on MASSIVE against me winning I would have. Because that 54% may aswell have been 0.0000000000000054%. 5 cards from 46 I needed to avoid. lol complete bollocks.
Poker Stars $55.25+$4.75 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t2500/t5000 Blinds + t500 - 3 players
buytenwegh (SB): t70463 M = 7.83
Hero (BB): t149198 M = 16.58
TranquilMind (BTN): t50339 M = 5.59
Pre Flop: (t9000) Hero is BB with J J
TranquilMind raises to t49839 all in, buytenwegh raises to t69963 all in, Hero calls t64963
Flop: (t191265) Q 7 A (3 players - 2 are all in)
Turn: (t191265) 4 (3 players - 2 are all in)
River: (t191265) 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: t191265
buytenwegh shows A T (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
TranquilMind shows A Q (two pair, Aces and Queens)
buytenwegh wins t40248
TranquilMind wins t151017
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And here's another cracker HU vs an 18m rival.
Poker Stars $13.89+$1.11 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t25 - 2 players
Hero (BB): t15045 M = 23.15
SikhStallion (BTN/SB): t11955 M = 18.39
Pre Flop: (t650) Hero is BB with A A
SikhStallion raises to t800, Hero calls t400
Flop: (t1650) 5 A T (2 players)
Hero checks, SikhStallion checks
Turn: (t1650) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, SikhStallion checks
River: (t1650) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets t1650, SikhStallion raises to t11130 all in, Hero calls t9480
Final Pot: t23910
Hero shows A A (a full house, Aces full of Fives)
SikhStallion shows 5 5 (four of a kind, Fives)
SikhStallion wins t23910
Even more total hilarity. 130 bis dusted in 13hrs.
Rig being tightened literally hour by hour for more world record shattering on a daily basis.
I try another small sesh before bed, run into AA 12 times in 1.2 hrs. Anyone know where I can buy a gun? Serious. I really want one. Someone end this for me.
Hope you have had some run good since your last post.
Have you played live at all? Or are you fully committed to online poker?
Originally posted by Hamishk
Hope you have had some run good since your last post.Have you played live at all? Or are you fully committed to online poker?
He is asking for a gun in his last post and you are asking if he ever played live before? I think it's safer for society if he doesn't 
Originally posted by Demonic226
Originally posted by Hamishk
Hope you have had some run good since your last post.Have you played live at all? Or are you fully committed to online poker?
He is asking for a gun in his last post and you are asking if he ever played live before? I think it's safer for society if he doesn't
Just wondering whether he might have an edge at live poker. Mind you, I'm guessing that he might leak a little and show when he is on tilt live... However, that is something that can be worked on. And if he has enough of an edge live and he can manage the body language thing and read other people well enough then it might be worth a shot.
Have been reading some other blogs and seeing people say that live poker is softer than internet poker.
I've blogged what live I've played. I don't tilt either. Raging isn't tilting.
So, 4 losing months in 7, a trillion % below EV (obv real ofc, totally real, very integral site [ ] ) and a cracking start to July with 30 bricks and another half grand dusted.
ps the gun is for myself no one else, well unless I bump into a Stars rep.
A Fantastic 60 bricks for July, another grand spunked and now almost 200 buyins in 30hrs. Won't stop , won't ever ever stop.
Don't worry, pretty sure it's only me who they're deliberately victimising with plain obvious RNG control. When they twigged that I was far and away the winningest SNG player on Stars they had no choice put to stamp their authority over it.
120 game session (most I've played since like fucking 2010) ending in repeatedly smashing my own head in with the keyboard. Literally no less than QQ+ waiting in EVERY SINNNNNNNNNNLGE HAND I PLAYED. Simply impossible, like 100000000% have not a shadow of a doubt my account is fully controlled by jews pissing their pants all day for entertainment.
Originally posted by dangermowse
120 game session (most I've played since like fucking 2010) ending in repeatedly smashing my own head in with the keyboard. Literally no less than QQ+ waiting in EVERY SINNNNNNNNNNLGE HAND I PLAYED. Simply impossible, like 100000000% have not a shadow of a doubt my account is fully controlled by jews pissing their pants all day for entertainment.
Have you tried playing on a different poker room?
exactly... why are you still playing there if "You don't have the shadow of a doubt" it is rigged against you? It makes no sense.
Guess I'm just hoping one day they'll have some compassion and give me some heat. No other sites volume enough.
Originally posted by dangermowse
Guess I'm just hoping one day they'll have some compassion and give me some heat. No other sites volume enough.
I suggest trying something different. Either live or another site. Or a mixture of pokerstars and another site.
Maybe one session on another site then a pokerstars session
At the moment it seems you are shipping your bankroll in volume to other players on pokerstars.
