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PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): $11.08
SB: $8.72 (VPIP: 24.24, PFR: 9.09, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 34)
BB: $32.01 (VPIP: 9.58, PFR: 6.96, 3Bet Preflop: 5.39, Hands: 1,193)
UTG: $10.40 (VPIP: 16.01, PFR: 11.38, 3Bet Preflop: 4.99, Hands: 2,025)
UTG+1: $10.89 (VPIP: 6.33, PFR: 5.06, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 79)
UTG+2: $9.54 (VPIP: 9.20, PFR: 3.07, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 262)
MP: $10.05 (VPIP: 14.55, PFR: 12.32, 3Bet Preflop: 4.28, Hands: 1,082)
MP+1: $7.95 (VPIP: 32.94, PFR: 10.59, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 171)
CO: $12.18 (VPIP: 9.80, PFR: 5.92, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 155)

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has J♠ J♦

fold, fold, fold, fold, MP+1 raises to $0.20, CO calls $0.20, Hero raises to $1.20, fold, fold, MP+1 calls $1.00, CO calls $1.00

Flop: ($3.75, 3 players) 7♣ 5♣ K♥
MP+1 checks, CO bets $10.98 and is all-in, Hero calls $9.88 and is all-in, fold

Turn: ($23.51, 2 players) T♥

River: ($23.51, 2 players) 8♠

I present to you my Tilt Inhibitor Device:

Extra functions:
- craps all over the place;
- will bite you if not given enough attention;
- will kiss you if given attention;
- will share his food with you;
- can be taught to insult your visitors;
- fascinated by mirrors;
- rapes random objects;
- adorable.

I don't like dubstep much, but here's one of the few tracks that I do like:

But why, mr. river?

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $10.00 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)
SB: $15.93 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 1)
Hero (BB): $10.00
UTG: $12.72 (VPIP: 8.76, PFR: 3.99, 3Bet Preflop: 0.80, Hands: 1,268)
UTG+1: $10.15 (VPIP: 15.23, PFR: 11.52, 3Bet Preflop: 7.45, Hands: 249)
UTG+2: $5.55 (VPIP: 22.62, PFR: 15.72, 3Bet Preflop: 5.84, Hands: 815)
MP: $13.92 (VPIP: 14.80, PFR: 11.18, 3Bet Preflop: 4.39, Hands: 616)
MP+1: $70.90 (VPIP: 9.41, PFR: 5.88, 3Bet Preflop: 1.92, Hands: 173)
CO: $4.82 (VPIP: 19.44, PFR: 12.50, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 72)

SB posts SB $0.05, Hero posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has J♠ J♣

fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $0.30, MP raises to $1.00, fold, fold, fold, SB calls $0.95, Hero raises to $3.00, fold, fold, SB calls $2.00

Flop: ($7.30, 2 players) 7♦ T♠ Q♣
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($7.30, 2 players) 3♣
SB bets $7.00, Hero calls $7.00 and is all-in

River: ($21.30, 2 players) 9♥

Dafuq was this fish thinking? ♠_pleased:

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $10.05 (VPIP: 18.21, PFR: 13.29, 3Bet Preflop: 6.62, Hands: 346)
SB: $9.78 (VPIP: 14.29, PFR: 4.76, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 21)
BB: $13.46 (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 18.75, 3Bet Preflop: 9.09, Hands: 32)
UTG: $6.44 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 1)
UTG+1: $12.83 (VPIP: 10.35, PFR: 6.97, 3Bet Preflop: 2.70, Hands: 1,073)
UTG+2: $8.89 (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 50.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 2)
MP: $9.36 (VPIP: 15.89, PFR: 10.28, 3Bet Preflop: 2.86, Hands: 107)
Hero (MP+1): $14.03
CO: $11.69 (VPIP: 12.50, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 8)

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has Q♥ K♥

fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $0.20, MP calls $0.20, Hero calls $0.20, fold, BTN calls $0.20, fold, BB calls $0.10

Flop: ($1.05, 5 players) K♠ J♣ K♣
BB checks, UTG+2 bets $0.50, MP calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, fold

Turn: ($3.05, 4 players) J♠
UTG+2 checks, MP checks, Hero bets $1.65, BTN calls $1.65, UTG+2 raises to $5.58, fold, Hero calls $3.93, fold

River: ($15.86, 2 players) 2♦
UTG+2 bets $2.61 and is all-in, Hero calls $2.61

well he has a full house, and full houses are pretty good hands imo

So are straights, but not when you make the lower straight with a single hole card on a 4 spades board ♠_tongue:

And yes, I do know you were joking ♦

I can't tell which one of us is a bigger idiot here, me or the opponent...

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $15.65 (VPIP: 29.58, PFR: 16.90, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 71)
SB: $13.99 (VPIP: 14.84, PFR: 10.44, 3Bet Preflop: 4.76, Hands: 183)
BB: $39.31 (VPIP: 14.87, PFR: 10.84, 3Bet Preflop: 2.00, Hands: 2,287)
UTG: $56.58 (VPIP: 9.43, PFR: 7.71, 3Bet Preflop: 5.19, Hands: 355)
Hero (UTG+1): $15.42
UTG+2: $1.19 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 1)
MP: $10.37 (VPIP: 13.04, PFR: 10.87, 3Bet Preflop: 2.70, Hands: 94)
MP+1: $14.08 (VPIP: 12.62, PFR: 2.97, 3Bet Preflop: 2.51, Hands: 516)
CO: $53.96 (VPIP: 38.71, PFR: 22.58, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 31)

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has J♣ J♠

fold, Hero raises to $0.35, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to $1.20, fold, fold, BB calls $1.10, Hero calls $0.85

Flop: ($3.65, 3 players) 9♦ 8♦ 6♥
BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets $1.74, fold, Hero raises to $3.85, CO calls $2.11

Turn: ($11.35, 2 players) T♠
Hero bets $10.37 and is all-in, CO calls $10.37

River: ($32.09, 2 players) A♣

My "target audience" for this bluff was exactly AA/KK...

I guess that's what I get for trying to bluff a random fish. Should have known better.

PokerStars raped me good today... I just can't get a hand to hold until the river. It went like this the entire day.

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $10.00 (VPIP: 12.16, PFR: 10.81, 3Bet Preflop: 2.86, Hands: 76)
SB: $15.07 (VPIP: 14.81, PFR: 8.64, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 83)
BB: $10.00 (VPIP: 20.98, PFR: 15.63, 3Bet Preflop: 12.05, Hands: 231)
UTG: $6.56 (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
Hero (UTG+1): $10.71
UTG+2: $13.30 (VPIP: 10.45, PFR: 6.38, 3Bet Preflop: 1.58, Hands: 1,316)
MP: $13.55 (VPIP: 13.04, PFR: 8.70, 3Bet Preflop: 8.33, Hands: 23)
MP+1: $10.18 (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 100.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 2)
CO: $20.17 (VPIP: 14.08, PFR: 7.77, 3Bet Preflop: 6.10, Hands: 210)

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has A♣ A♥

fold, Hero raises to $0.35, fold, fold, MP+1 calls $0.35, fold, BTN raises to $1.20, fold, fold, Hero raises to $2.55, fold, BTN calls $1.35

Flop: ($5.60, 2 players) 3♣ J♦ Q♠
Hero bets $2.67, BTN calls $2.67

Turn: ($10.94, 2 players) K♥
Hero bets $5.49 and is all-in, BTN calls $4.78 and is all-in

River: ($20.50, 2 players) 3♠

Not quite my best turn play, but still... It's not like check/folding aces was too tempting.

Originally posted by NightShadePMC
I can't tell which one of us is a bigger idiot here, me or the opponent...

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $15.65 (VPIP: 29.58, PFR: 16.90, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 71)
SB: $13.99 (VPIP: 14.84, PFR: 10.44, 3Bet Preflop: 4.76, Hands: 183)
BB: $39.31 (VPIP: 14.87, PFR: 10.84, 3Bet Preflop: 2.00, Hands: 2,287)
UTG: $56.58 (VPIP: 9.43, PFR: 7.71, 3Bet Preflop: 5.19, Hands: 355)
Hero (UTG+1): $15.42
UTG+2: $1.19 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 1)
MP: $10.37 (VPIP: 13.04, PFR: 10.87, 3Bet Preflop: 2.70, Hands: 94)
MP+1: $14.08 (VPIP: 12.62, PFR: 2.97, 3Bet Preflop: 2.51, Hands: 516)
CO: $53.96 (VPIP: 38.71, PFR: 22.58, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 31)

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has J♣ J♠

fold, Hero raises to $0.35, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to $1.20, fold, fold, BB calls $1.10, Hero calls $0.85

Flop: ($3.65, 3 players) 9♦ 8♦ 6♥
BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets $1.74, fold, Hero raises to $3.85, CO calls $2.11

Turn: ($11.35, 2 players) T♠
Hero bets $10.37 and is all-in, CO calls $10.37

River: ($32.09, 2 players) A♣

Spoiler

Hero shows J♣ J♠ (One Pair, Jacks) (Pre 18%, Flop 11%, Turn 23%)
CO shows K♦ K♣ (One Pair, Kings) (Pre 82%, Flop 89%, Turn 77%)
CO wins $30.65

My "target audience" for this bluff was exactly AA/KK...

By looking at his stats, i'm pretty sure bluff will never work, even with like 4 flush cards( not his suit) he would call 150bb deep. That's how we make money when they do such mistakes.

Originally posted by NightShadePMC
PokerStars raped me good today... I just can't get a hand to hold until the river. It went like this the entire day.

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $10.00 (VPIP: 12.16, PFR: 10.81, 3Bet Preflop: 2.86, Hands: 76)
SB: $15.07 (VPIP: 14.81, PFR: 8.64, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 83)
BB: $10.00 (VPIP: 20.98, PFR: 15.63, 3Bet Preflop: 12.05, Hands: 231)
UTG: $6.56 (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
Hero (UTG+1): $10.71
UTG+2: $13.30 (VPIP: 10.45, PFR: 6.38, 3Bet Preflop: 1.58, Hands: 1,316)
MP: $13.55 (VPIP: 13.04, PFR: 8.70, 3Bet Preflop: 8.33, Hands: 23)
MP+1: $10.18 (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 100.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 2)
CO: $20.17 (VPIP: 14.08, PFR: 7.77, 3Bet Preflop: 6.10, Hands: 210)

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has A♣ A♥

fold, Hero raises to $0.35, fold, fold, MP+1 calls $0.35, fold, BTN raises to $1.20, fold, fold, Hero raises to $2.55, fold, BTN calls $1.35

Flop: ($5.60, 2 players) 3♣ J♦ Q♠
Hero bets $2.67, BTN calls $2.67

Turn: ($10.94, 2 players) K♥
Hero bets $5.49 and is all-in, BTN calls $4.78 and is all-in

River: ($20.50, 2 players) 3♠

Spoiler

Hero shows A♣ A♥ (Two Pair, Aces and Threes) (Pre 82%, Flop 90%, Turn 14%)
BTN shows K♣ K♠ (Full House, Kings full of Threes) (Pre 18%, Flop 10%, Turn 86%)
BTN wins $19.58

Yeah worst runout for 4bet pot. His JJ/QQ/KK, probably his entire 4bet calling range. I feel your pain, happens for me for past 2 weeks or so.

I haven't seen you on Skype in a long time, mate. Are you still alive? ♦

How's everything going?

The wonderful metagame of late position isolation... ♠_love:

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $10.19 (VPIP: 12.26, PFR: 9.38, 3Bet Preflop: 5.37, Hands: 420)
SB: $8.18 (VPIP: 20.31, PFR: 12.50, 3Bet Preflop: 8.00, Hands: 65)
Hero (BB): $10.00
UTG: $16.29 (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 50.00, Hands: 5)
UTG+1: $10.30 (VPIP: 13.30, PFR: 9.44, 3Bet Preflop: 4.85, Hands: 6,341)
UTG+2: $9.42 (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 100.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
MP: $10.57 (VPIP: 13.06, PFR: 8.30, 3Bet Preflop: 2.89, Hands: 1,462)
MP+1: $12.11
CO: $7.53 (VPIP: 12.50, PFR: 8.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 24)

SB posts SB $0.05, Hero posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has K♥ Q♥

fold, fold, fold, fold, MP+1 raises to $0.20, fold, BTN raises to $0.75, fold, Hero raises to $2.00, fold, BTN calls $1.25

Flop: ($4.25, 2 players) 9♠ 9♥ A♦
Hero bets $2.25, fold

Burned.

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $9.80 (VPIP: 9.45, PFR: 3.00, 3Bet Preflop: 2.84, Hands: 910)
SB: $19.02 (VPIP: 15.86, PFR: 13.80, 3Bet Preflop: 3.85, Hands: 625)
Hero (BB): $12.81
UTG: $10.42 (VPIP: 14.95, PFR: 12.15, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 107)
UTG+1: $9.81 (VPIP: 28.57, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 7)
UTG+2: $4.82 (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 50.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 2)
MP: $16.66 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 1)
MP+1: $19.72 (VPIP: 15.52, PFR: 11.96, 3Bet Preflop: 3.60, Hands: 403)
CO: $10.27 (VPIP: 40.43, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 50)

SB posts SB $0.05, Hero posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has 4♥ 4♠

fold, fold, fold, MP raises to $0.30, fold, CO calls $0.30, BTN calls $0.30, fold, Hero raises to $1.55, fold, CO calls $1.25, BTN calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.00, 3 players) T♣ 5♠ 6♦
Hero bets $2.40, fold, fold

And burned again! ♠_biggrin:

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $12.76 (VPIP: 18.08, PFR: 13.35, 3Bet Preflop: 3.64, Hands: 1,346)
SB: $10.05 (VPIP: 19.59, PFR: 11.02, 3Bet Preflop: 2.03, Hands: 495)
BB: $11.30 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 6)
UTG: $9.68 (VPIP: 8.33, PFR: 4.70, 3Bet Preflop: 1.44, Hands: 752)
UTG+1: $11.14 (VPIP: 55.56, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 33.33, Hands: 9)
UTG+2: $15.04 (VPIP: 40.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
MP: $9.10 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 3)
Hero (MP+1): $10.37
CO: $11.23

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has 6♥ A♥

UTG raises to $0.20, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.20, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to $0.50, UTG calls $0.30, Hero calls $0.30

Flop: ($1.55, 3 players) 6♠ 4♣ 7♥
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $1.00, BB calls $1.00, fold

Turn: ($3.55, 2 players) 5♠
BB checks, Hero bets $3.50, fold

I just got a NL25 cash staking today. I think I'll be starting to play on Friday. Wish me luck! ♦

GL!

Why staked? Aren't you rolled yourself?