Originally posted by vonki
Maybe I could sweat you bluffing around on NL100 sometime and become more of a spewmonkey myself heheheh
Trust me, you don't want that
It would neither be good for your game nor fun to watch people timebanking
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
SB: $149.01 (149 bb)
BB: $360 (360 bb)
Hero (UTG): $107.43 (107.4 bb)
MP: $201.93 (201.9 bb)
CO: $100 (100 bb)
BTN: $120.46 (120.5 bb)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q
K
Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, BTN calls $3, 2 folds
Flop: ($7.50) 9
5
9
(2 players)
Hero bets $5, BTN calls $5
Turn: ($17.50) J
(2 players)
Hero bets $12, BTN calls $12
River: ($41.50) 8
(2 players)
Hero bets $87.43 and is all-in,
BTN folds 
Results:
Spoiler
$41.50 pot ($1.87 rake)
Final Board: 9
5
9
J
8
Hero mucked Q
K
and won $39.63 ($19.63 net)
BTN mucked and lost (-$20 net)
Played a session tonight, only 1 table, wanted to try new things. It was fine except of the fact that I had too much time so I could notice that the woman who eliminated me out of Women's Sunday a few days ago on 14th place (she won the tourney eventually) was sitting in front of me! Oh dear, oh dear...
:f_mad:
... there follows a bit of overreaction

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
SB: $271.63 (271.6 bb)
BB: $100 (100 bb)
UTG: $100.75 (100.8 bb)
MP: $118.77 (118.8 bb)
CO: $104.26 (104.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): $121.13 (121.1 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7
7
UTG folds, MP raises to $3, CO folds, Hero calls $3, SB calls $2.50, BB folds
Flop: ($10) 9
3
4
(3 players)
SB checks, MP bets $4.77, Hero calls $4.77, SB calls $4.77
Turn: ($24.31) 9
(3 players)
SB checks, MP bets $11.61, Hero raises to $35, SB folds, MP calls $23.39
River: ($94.31) 6
(2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $78.36 and is all-in
, MP calls $76 and is all-in 
Results:
Spoiler
$246.31 pot ($2.80 rake)
Final Board: 9
3
4
9
6
MP showed Q
Q
and won $243.51 ($124.74 net)
Hero showed 7
7
and won $0.00 (-$118.77 net)
pretty much retarded play with my hand 
never mind, there is a new day tomorrow 
oh btw I don't understand how come that somebody who plays 4 tbls zoom has enough time to write things into chat!! Telling me "you are good at the game", lol, I know my game sucks, but patience!! I will improve 
gl guys