What about a funny Prims poker screams compilation? ♠_biggrin:
There's an idea, I would definitely want to hear that one day ♦
.... but on the other hand I'm not sure Jared Tendler would agree 
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Originally posted by BrunoFaiduttiFan
Perhaps I should try reading that book sooner than later... I am playing 3$ and 5$ 9-man turbos at 888 at the moment and in every session I get close to a heart attack, foaming at my mouth, being unable to believe that the nasty spewtard donkeys get rewarded over and over again for their stupidity.
Check their Sharkscopes, you will find that they're not being rewarded.
Originally posted by MyFloXyBabY.... but on the other hand I'm not sure Jared Tendler would agree
We just give him those:
:sifflote::sifflote::sifflote::sifflote:
Prim.
i have astonishing new not related to torture devices.
i have already sent this data to the vatican and they claim its the holy miracle of january the 27th.
not only did i got JJ after we burned them but they also won the hand!!!!! against 2 ppl!!!!!!
PokerStars - €0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (BTN): €2.00
SB: €2.77 (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 12.00, 3Bet Preflop: 9.09, Hands: 25)
BB: €1.42 (VPIP: 56.52, PFR: 21.74, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 47)
UTG: €0.48 (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 33.33, Hands: 6)
CO: €3.07 (VPIP: 41.14, PFR: 20.88, 3Bet Preflop: 1.34, Hands: 471)
SB posts SB €0.01, BB posts BB €0.02
Pre Flop: (pot: €0.03) Hero has J♦ J♠
UTG calls €0.02, CO calls €0.02, Hero raises to €0.08, fold, BB calls €0.06, UTG calls €0.06, CO calls €0.06
Flop: (€0.33, 4 players) 9♥ 5♠ 2♦
BB checks, UTG checks, CO checks, Hero bets €0.23, BB calls €0.23, UTG raises to €0.40 and is all-in, fold, Hero calls €0.17, BB calls €0.17
Turn: (€1.53, 3 players) 5♥
BB bets €0.12, Hero raises to €1.39, BB calls €0.82 and is all-in
River: (€3.41, 3 players) 5♣
BB shows K♣ 9♣ (Full House, Fives full of Nines)
Main Pot [€1.53]: (Pre 28%, Flop 20%, Turn 12%)
Side Pot#1 [€1.88]: (Pre 32%, Flop 20%, Turn 11%)
Hero shows J♦ J♠ (Full House, Fives full of Jacks)
Main Pot [€1.53]: (Pre 60%, Flop 58%, Turn 83%)
Side Pot#1 [€1.88]: (Pre 68%, Flop 80%, Turn 89%)
UTG shows 2♣ 6♣ (Full House, Fives full of Twos)
Main Pot [€1.53]: (Pre 12%, Flop 21%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins €3.24
im speechless
:mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr:
kacekov, thank you, you made my day, thanks for cheering me up! 
And know now why I play poker: wanna win enough money to buy a rocket to the moon, where I put all the stupid clients and shoot all of them to the moon forever! 
Work update: urgent order for next week and the project s***** 
Looking forward to my weekend grind and let´s see how quickly I can just put this crappy stuff behind me.
I have a great creative idea: 
Gonna write:
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
Brief health update:
Phantastic weight loss!!!! :f_thumbsup::f_thumbsup::f_drink:
What about the speed? ---> we will see in about 2 hours (gonna work-out hard)
MTT time
Could only place in one MTT ITM: 0,55 Flyweight 150 € Guaranteed, 40th place (out of 597) and some winnings from SnGs.....
Not big winnings but better than nothing... 
Health:
Hurray, cheating day! 
...and the best: I found gluten-free Pizza Prosciutto (ham, mushrooms, cheese) at the supermarket (that´new now), so I don´t have to rely always on Pizza Margherita
So gonna have Pizza for lunch! Yaaay!
Geez, girl.... 
Even when you cheat, you make it gluten-free ? Come on !!! 
All healthy and no gluten makes Prim a dull girl 
hey prim
u / me made the news today. we even got the title spot
:f_thumbsup::f_drink:
Originally posted by MyFloXyBabY
Geez, girl....
All healthy and no gluten makes Prim a dull girlHahahahaha! ♠_biggrin:
Gluten makes Prim a sick girl. I have celiac disease so I must eat gluten-free!
♠_ugly:♠_drink: This time it´s not because of sports. ♠_biggrin:
MTT time
Played 2x 0.22 Flyweight, 2x 0.55 Flyweight and 1x 1.10 Flyweight.
Hands didn´t hold very well
Only a 13th place in a 0.55 Flyweight.
Guess this week I have "winnings" because of the bonus. Had some bad streaks ♠_cry:
Hand of the day
(bad line - not my A-game - but beautyful hand)
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, 1.1 Tournament, 75/150 Blinds 25 Ante (8 handed) - Party-Poker Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com
MP1 (t29,400)
Hero (CO) (t30,000)
SB (t33,249)
UTG+1 (t29,925)
MP2 (t32,250)
UTG (t29,925)
Button (t29,700)
BB (t26,776)
Hero's M: 70.59
Preflop: Hero is CO with T♠, T♥
2 folds, MP1 calls t150, 1 fold, Hero calls t150, Button calls t150, SB calls t75, BB (poster) checks
Flop: (t1,175) 9♠, J♠, 4♥ (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets t475, Button calls t475, 3 folds
Turn: (t2,125) Q♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t950, Hero calls t950
River: (t4,025) 8♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t1,900, Hero raises to t28,400 (All-In), Button calls t26,200 (All-In)
Total pot: t60,525
Results below:
Button had 4♠, K♠ (flush, King high).
Hero had T♠, T♥ (straight flush, Queen high).
Outcome: Hero won t60,300
Ouch, ok... sorry for joking about it then but anyway you seem to take it lightly it's great
Indeed the TT is poorly played (but fun), you are deep enough to isoraise and your sizing flop is awful.
Originally posted by MyFloXyBabY
Ouch, ok... sorry for joking about it then but anyway you seem to take it lightly it's great
Indeed the TT is poorly played (but fun), you are deep enough to isoraise and your sizing flop is awful.
No problem. I was laughing loud!!! ♠_biggrin:♠_biggrin:♠_biggrin:
Yes, I played the TT very bad was too tired ....
Speaking of poker: Can´t make it to the tables today ♠_frown:♠_cry:♠_cry:
Alright, as far as I remember, there was that one guy claiming the donkeys didn't get rewarded for their stupidity.
Now take this:
Pacific No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 10/20 Blinds (9 Spieler) - Pacific Converter Tool from http://de.flopturnriver.com/
BB (t1,500)
UTG (t1,500)
UTG+1 (t1,500)
Hero (MP1) (t1,500)
MP2 (t1,500)
MP3 (t1,500)
CO (t1,500)
Button (t1,500)
SB (t1,500)
Hero's M: 50.00
Preflop: Hero ist MP1 mit K
, K
2 folds, Hero raises t80, 3 folds, Button calls t80, 2 folds
Flop: (t190) 3
, 8, 2 (2 Spieler)
Hero bets t142, Button raises t1,420 (All-In), Hero calls t1,278 (All-In)
Turn: (t3,030) 9 (2 Spieler, 2 all-in)
River: (t3,030) 7
(2 Spieler, 2 all-in)
Gesamt Pot: t3,030
Ergebnisse :
Spoiler
Button hat 10, 6 (straight, ten high).
Hero hat K, K (one pair, Kings).
Ergebnis: Button gewinnt t3,030
This was the first hand of a 5$ SNG. No playmoney. No 10 cent buyin. 5$. Did you see what that person did? When I saw it, I was so disgusted that I had to interrupt my session. That subject just pushed it all in with literally NOTHING. Its equity on the flop was 5%. And the donkey got rewarded indeed. The next 19 out of 20 times when it does that against other regs it will get punished but when it did that against me it got rewarded. Unbelievable.
I have three questions:
1. Why did the donkey flatcall preflop?
2. Why did the donkey shove on the flop?
3. Why did the donkey get rewarded.
It made me so sick I almost had to vomit...
And so naturally you decided to come and vomit on the blog of a poor fellow player who hasn't asked for anything... #BrunoFaitDuTilt