[Closed] Phrases that scare/alarm you

Online poker is rigged

"Thats because your acct is in debug mode".

"who are you people and where's my horse?"
-grandpa sitting at the dinner table

After over 60 hours of WSOP m/e play.... "oh wait there was only 51 cards in the deck, we'll have to start again!"

Bart

Originally posted by Maria21
"who are you people and where's my horse?"
-grandpa sitting at the dinner table

lmao

"I have a straight. Oh no, wait..."

Originally posted by Maria21
"who are you people and where's my horse?"
-grandpa sitting at the dinner table

♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ LOL!

"who are you people and why are u wearing my teeth?"
- grandma sitting at the dinner table

Why are u driving so fast ! ?

"Where are you going with your future?" - worried mother to me while I 16 table

"Poker is not a job, its just a game" - My mother explaining to my son

Opponent calling "One Time!" for his 1 outer, you just know it will hit.

Bart

greek cop checking my driving license: Is Romania still in the EU !?!

IFundTerror is a player at Party Poker.

Absolutely everything any fish says before going all in.
"So, won't you get a job this summer?"/"So, in what job do you want to build a carrier?!"
"You can't/it's impossible to do [whatever]"
"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"so, what do you do?"

or

From the hot girl you fancy;

"Oh, *Insert name here*, he's cute/hot/sexy!"

SHIT !! WORNG BUTTON! Hope he folds.... !

"Police, open up!"

"Say hi to your brother from me" /chick

Is it In Yet ?? ......................................................................

...................................................................................Some1 sitting with the nuts asking the dealer about the legitimacy of an opponents bet!

TUT TUT.. Wat Else Could It Mean ???

Sabo

"Did you pick up <insert kid's name>?" /wife on phone