Poker expressions by yourself

Huseens

Joined: 03.07.2009

28.08.2009, 19:20 0

Have you ever thought some funny poker expressions? (I don't know if I wrote this sentence write and is the "expression" right word for it. Please share your expressions. My two. Pretty silly but someone has to start this topic.

Every boy wants to fuck a cheerleader and every girl wants to fuck the chipleader.

Life's too short to play bad poker. dunno if this one is written right maybe it should be "losing poker"

fml

20 replies

_Anonymous_

28.08.2009, 19:33 0

ah I hadn't heard that first one Huseens, nice one ♦

Can't think of any off hand, will have a think and post some soon.

Best regards,

Bart

sabo999

Joined: 11.06.2008

Posts: 502

28.08.2009, 21:20 0

More Chips than mc donalds

adversely;

Less Chips than an Ethiopian banquet

Huseens

Joined: 03.07.2009

Posts: 709

07.09.2009, 20:27 0

One of my friend's collection "Bad beats - few in a row and your bankroll is gone." ♦

fml

SoyCD

Joined: 20.02.2008

Posts: 6,265

07.09.2009, 20:36 0

More Bad Beats than a New Kids on the Block Album?

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Cpwpoker

Joined: 04.06.2009

Posts: 749

07.09.2009, 20:40 0

Don't play like 7 2 play like rockets

Dumb i know lol

swissmoumout

Joined: 24.02.2007

Posts: 2,976

07.09.2009, 21:32 0

"fuck poker"

_Anonymous_

07.09.2009, 22:06 0

Originally posted by swissmoumout
"fuck poker"

lol

^^

-Jack

excelgeo

Joined: 17.10.2008

Posts: 1,107

08.09.2009, 00:19 0

Originally posted by Huseens
One of my friend's collection "Bad beats - few in a row and your bankroll is gone." ♦

bankroll management saves lives

(for your friend)

Excelgeo assumes no responsibility for losses incurred while following his advice as he has been known to dish out some real shitty ideas every now and then.
If you record profits, however, credit should be given where credit is due.

Waiboy

Joined: 18.09.2008

Posts: 4,877

08.09.2009, 01:25 0

Originally posted by SoyCD
More Bad Beats than a New Kids on the Block Album?

How old are you? :f_p:

Not that you aren't correct ofc.

"...and then I was like "?", and they were like "..." and then it all came down to the cheese making method. Needless to say

excelgeo

Joined: 17.10.2008

Posts: 1,107

08.09.2009, 05:03 0

Originally posted by SoyCD
More Bad Beats than a New Kids on the Block Album?

oh i get it now!

god i was multitabling too heavily when my eyes rolled over it

Excelgeo assumes no responsibility for losses incurred while following his advice as he has been known to dish out some real shitty ideas every now and then.
If you record profits, however, credit should be given where credit is due.

Adzi

Joined: 10.12.2007

Posts: 204

08.09.2009, 17:24 0

Sacha Baron Cohen aka Borat aka Bruno

"Tired of bad beats? Play 72o only."

_Anonymous_

03.01.2010, 23:06 0

Its one step from donkey to pro - good fold.

_Anonymous_

05.01.2010, 09:52 0

The fool and his money shouldnt have been together in the first place

Berzerger

Joined: 24.03.2008

Posts: 905

05.01.2010, 11:46 0

Poker is like a box of chocolates: you taste the sweetness for five minutes and spend half an hour taking the crap.

If not for failure's bitter taste
If not for fortune's cruel duress
If luck were not so thinly laced
There'd be no value to success...

_Anonymous_

21.02.2010, 04:27 0

fish and chips is nice

heard it in some video here...

ihufa

Joined: 18.03.2008

Posts: 3,324

21.02.2010, 04:57 0

it hurts to have your nuts cracked

I fart popcorn

themagpiespg

Joined: 23.02.2009

Posts: 280

21.02.2010, 05:17 0

Donkeys like to suck ur nuts.

Poker is the life blood
SKYPE:- the_magpie2
Return to the dark side

MrMardyBum

Joined: 14.03.2009

Posts: 2,235

21.02.2010, 12:35 0

If you're an ass at the poker table, don't complain when you are referred to as a donkey

Bad beats are like ugly women, let one get you and all the rest think they have a chance

My Blog $150 to $1,000

aceonetheriver

Joined: 26.12.2008

Posts: 821

25.03.2010, 13:41 0

Originally posted by MrMardyBum

Bad beats are like ugly women, let one get you and all the rest think they have a chance

lol

If I were again beginning my studies, I would follow the advice of Plato and start with mathematics. Galileo Galilei

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