one more day to go. thursday morning my girlfriend (yes she has humor) will pick the winner. and he/she will get a pokertrackerlicense for free. so if u allready have one.....
have fun all and keep smiling
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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand,
clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their
playing time standing up.
Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"
They draw straws.
Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any
worse than it is.
"Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."
Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife
answers, asks what he wants.
Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"
Rippington says, "I'll tell him."
first of all a big tnx to all the participants for their pictures and jokes. a special recommendation goes to JKilller121 for his leprechaun joke. a friend of mine at an other forum lost his whole pokerstack accidently while playing blackjack (he thought he was playing with playmoney). your joke really cheered him up.
but alas, the choice was not mine. it was my girlfriends. ( i would have choosen the tennisplayer ( the girl , i mean. not the joke itself))
the winner is..... meastro music pls.....tommi91 tatataratata
it were both the jokes that made us laugh, but the relegion joke was by far the best.
post your email and i will contact you for your pokertracker registrationcode.
ofcourse u have to swear that u dont have a pokertracker allready and that u are not planning to sell it. occassional housevisits will be held to check this.
it would be nice if you make your own lottery when you receive your own pokertracker from pokerstrategy.
have fun all and remember, pokertracker is just a tool. trust your own skills.
Congratulations tommi91! ♦
And thanks for this thread, boschman123! I hope we will see more funny things in the future.
Good luck at the tables!
Puschkin81
lololol ♦
Just got home and what a good news. Thank you very much Boschman123 (rock 'n' roll 
)
Email tommi.ryndal@mail.ee plus I sware that I don't have poker tracker, lol
thank you very much!
Tommi