Originally posted by vonki
Although I don't think SP updates in the weekend, sorryyyyy!
I got my update today, a few hours ago 
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I know the math ofc, im turning diamond by 20points today ♦..
ffs.. i got already "..." for today.. garh.. usually when i get 3dots, it takes some time.. damn it
yeah, i need only 460k SP's more to become BM ♦
Originally posted by GooRukYONG
yeah, i need only 460k SP's more to become BM ♦
Piece of cake! 1 week and you're there! ♦
Last week, i lost a lot of money
cuz for breakfast, i drink tea with honey
and after that im tired
so if i had a job i d get fired
cuz im unable to do anything
with my brain
...money down the drain
i dont even wanna sing
i also run very bad
that makes me sad
but no so sad
cuz i know
that im not that bad
that everything i do should blow
.. up in my hands
and im bit satisfied too
cuz i played 20K hands
mby i wanna poo
but it can wait
cuz this is getting interesting
but also its getting late
what is good is into fishes investing
but not too much
cuz then it drives u crazy
some cars dont have a clutch
but those r for ppl that are lazy
which im not
...
had some drinks, so im lazy to make proper updeta
but yeah.. i kept vomiting in my mouth prettymuhch lla week so yeah cheers.
also i wanna be diamodn whihc i should but im not cuz dunno why and its sad but yeah.. i can stand it cuz i dont rly care, but also i do , so i wanna be diamond, cuz i want shirt but im not home, so it doesnt matter but hope they will send it fast so i can wear it and be sexy in it .. gn i guess.. or not lol.. im gonna watch movie insteda.. u go sleep tho, cuz u dont hae movie to watch muhahahah
also my skin is supersoft ciuz aloevera massage omg awesome wanna take that old lade home with me to massage me like all the time cuz its so waseome and my skin is like silk which is rly funny cuz it makes me like touchimg myself lol muhahaha good nite lol
Originally posted by GooRukYONG
Last week, i lost a lot of money
cuz for breakfast, i drink tea with honey
and after that im tired
so if i had a job i d get fired
cuz im unable to do anything
with my brain
...money down the drain
i dont even wanna sing
i also run very bad
that makes me sad
but no so sad
cuz i know
that im not that bad
that everything i do should blow
.. up in my hands
and im bit satisfied too
cuz i played 20K hands
mby i wanna poo
but it can wait
cuz this is getting interesting
but also its getting late
what is good is into fishes investing
but not too much
cuz then it drives u crazy
some cars dont have a clutch
but those r for ppl that are lazy
which im not
...had some drinks, so im lazy to make proper updeta
but yeah.. i kept vomiting in my mouth prettymuhch lla week so yeah cheers.
also i wanna be diamodn whihc i should but im not cuz dunno why and its sad but yeah.. i can stand it cuz i dont rly care, but also i do , so i wanna be diamond, cuz i want shirt but im not home, so it doesnt matter but hope they will send it fast so i can wear it and be sexy in it .. gn i guess.. or not lol.. im gonna watch movie insteda.. u go sleep tho, cuz u dont hae movie to watch muhahahah
also my skin is supersoft ciuz aloevera massage omg awesome wanna take that old lade home with me to massage me like all the time cuz its so waseome and my skin is like silk which is rly funny cuz it makes me like touchimg myself lol muhahaha good nite lol
EPIC 
Tons of wisdom inside that post. Propably no one will ever be capable of understanding all the inner meanings of that poem. 
Originally posted by GooRukYONG
also my skin is supersoft ciuz aloevera massage omg awesome wanna take that old lade home with me to massage me like all the time cuz its so waseome and my skin is like silk which is rly funny cuz it makes me like touchimg myself lol muhahaha good nite lol
not sure what you mean by old lady, but if you think longterm, look for a young one... and maybe one that will touch you.. trust me: it's better than by yourself 
Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
That was probably the greatest post you've ever made
ohh wtf.. that is just very sad
old lady is ofc the massage lady who has sick skills in giving ppl pleasure nonsexualy
btw..
Worst thing that can happen to you is - you wake up with ur shoes on. Then you gonna have sick headache
oh wtf.. what a sexy morning
ship it
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BB ($45.25)
UTG ($68.55)
UTG+1 ($42.85)
UTG+2 ($571)
MP1 ($146)
MP2 ($220)
CO ($99.50)
Hero ($112)
Dealt to Hero 7♠ 7♦
fold, fold, fold, MP1 calls $1, fold, fold, Hero raises to $4, SB calls $3.50, fold, MP1 raises to $10.50, Hero calls $6.50, fold
FLOP ($26) 5♥ 7♥ T♥
MP1 checks, Hero bets $16, MP1 calls $16
TURN ($58) 5♥ 7♥ T♥ Q♦
MP1 checks, Hero bets $86.40 (AI), MP1 calls $86.40
RIVER ($230) 5♥ 7♥ T♥ Q♦ A♠
Hero shows 7♠ 7♦
(Pre 20%, Flop 65.7%, Turn 77.3%)
MP1 shows A♦ A♥
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UTG ($140)
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CO ($247)
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Dealt to Hero 6♣ 5♣
fold, fold, fold, MP1 calls $1, fold, fold, Hero raises to $4, fold, fold, MP1 calls $3
FLOP ($9.50) 2♦ 7♣ 9♣
MP1 checks, Hero bets $6, MP1 raises to $24, Hero raises to $103 (AI), MP1 calls $72 (AI)
TURN ($201) 2♦ 7♣ 9♣ A♠
RIVER ($201) 2♦ 7♣ 9♣ A♠ 3♦
MP1 shows 7♠ 7♦
(Pre 80%, Flop 65.3%, Turn 77.3%)
Hero shows 6♣ 5♣
(Pre 20%, Flop 34.7%, Turn 22.7%)
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MP2 ($133)
CO ($111)
Hero ($164)
Dealt to Hero J♠ J♣
fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $5, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $5, fold, fold
FLOP ($11.50) T♣ Q♦ K♦
UTG+2 bets $6, Hero calls $6
TURN ($23.50) T♣ Q♦ K♦ J♥
UTG+2 bets $12, Hero calls $12
RIVER ($47.50) T♣ Q♦ K♦ J♥ 6♦
UTG+2 bets $6, Hero raises to $64, UTG+2 calls $52.20 (AI)
UTG+2 shows T♦ A♣
(Pre 29%, Flop 19.2%, Turn 76.1%)
Hero shows J♠ J♣
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CO ($67.60)
BTN ($57.75)
Dealt to Hero A♥ A♦
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO calls $1, fold, fold, Hero raises to $5, CO calls $4
FLOP ($10.50) 8♣ 9♣ 3♣
Hero bets $8, CO raises to $16, Hero raises to $110 (AI), CO calls $46.60 (AI)
TURN ($135) 8♣ 9♣ 3♣ J♦
RIVER ($135) 8♣ 9♣ 3♣ J♦ A♣
Hero shows A♥ A♦
(Pre 82%, Flop 57.9%, Turn 75.0%)
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fold, UTG+1 calls $1, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $5, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $4
FLOP ($11.50) 7♠ 3♣ K♣
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $8, UTG+1 raises to $17, Hero raises to $96.50 (AI), UTG+1 calls $25.05 (AI)
TURN ($95.60) 7♠ 3♣ K♣ J♥
RIVER ($95.60) 7♠ 3♣ K♣ J♥ 5♠
Hero shows A♠ A♣
(Pre 86%, Flop 82.4%, Turn 18.2%)
UTG+1 shows J♦ K♥
(Pre 14%, Flop 17.6%, Turn 81.8%)
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Originally posted by wasy8
doesnt he have to be diamond to get a diamond interview?
wahahahhahahah muhahhahahhahahahahhahaha muhahahwahahhwhahahah looooooooooooooolroflllllllllllllllmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ffs im getting sensitive abt it.. UPDATE PLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by GooRukYONG
Originally posted by wasy8
doesnt he have to be diamond to get a diamond interview?wahahahhahahah muhahhahahhahahahahhahaha muhahahwahahhwhahahah looooooooooooooolroflllllllllllllllmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ffs im getting sensitive abt it.. UPDATE PLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
you and your problems ♦
vonki: yea, i let him totally own me there.. tought i can rep the flush convincingly, but ofc... random fish is never folding nutstr8 there
