[Closed] 27% rakeback and starting capital

Originally posted by Umburgis
someone like you, you only play your hand when u have SOMETHING, u will never make a call or a raise with complete rubish in your hand without even seeing a flop, and i hate this kind of players, at the 0.02/0.05 games all of them are just like that

just because I use BRM doesnt mean I cant raise with rubbish once in a while... or bluff with garbage... in fact a tight table image will enable me to steal blinds/pots later on especially in sngs in late phases... you hate tight players? Why cuz you call them anyway knowing they have you beat and lose all your money to them? LOL

Originally posted by Umburgis
Ye, but seriously, you know how boring it is to play them 0.02/0.05 games.. I can't stand it :). And no, nathan, i did not cheat, i just don't like playing poker for 10hours to earn them 2bucks :), i like to take risk and see what happens, im an aggressive player not a tight player.

I wanna know this guy's screename so I can see somebody riding a rollercoaster on PTR graphs.

http://www.pokertableratings.com/fulltilt-player-search/Umburgiz

lol

Oh Boy...

first, the hand in question...
PTR Hand

Min Raise with K3s? then call a re-raise pre flop? sure, seems solid.

Getting your money in against a set? Standard ♠_evil:

Blowing your $50 starting capital in 45 hands?

From an experience point of view, the starting capital was invaluable. based on your 45 hands of play, you should consider focusing your efforts on playing NL25 FR, as you only lost there at -50.22ptbb/100

It's good to see you did try to follow BRM and play NL5 (even tho that's above BRM for you)... you played an impressive number of hands (18!) and managed to lose at a rate of -555.56ptbb/100

Now, lets move onto some actual stats and see if we can determine why you were unable to win...

VPIP 100, PFR 86... yeah, your defiantly doing something different to the rest of us

PTR POKER REPORT CARD
PREPARED FOR:
Umburgiz
This report card is based on 18 hands tracked at $0.02/$0.05 NL Hold'em (9 max) on Full Tilt Poker by PokerTableRatings.com

PRE-FLOP TIGHTNESS:
You are 579% looser than optimal. Tighten up a lot!
PRE-FLOP AGGRESSION:
You are 261% more aggressive than optimal. Be a lot less aggressive!
FLOP AGGRESSION:
You are 27% more aggressive than optimal. Be somewhat less aggressive.
TURN AGGRESSION:
You are 14% more aggressive than optimal. Be a little less aggressive.
RIVER AGGRESSION:
You are 100% less aggressive than optimal. Be a lot more aggressive!
SHOWDOWN FREQUENCY:
You showdown 33% more often than optimal. Fold more often.
RAKEBACK EARNINGS:
$0.54

OVERALL GRADE:

Well there is one point and I can tell you because of my PERSONAL experience...if you want to make money with poker,you have to do everything else but just not play like you Umburgis...if you only like to gamble and play poker for fun then I advice you to play something which is as fun as poker but doesn't need ANY of your skill(eg. Roullete?)
That's my opinion because I blew starting capital just like you,but of course not in 30min..I did not follow any BMR,I though that I can easily beat players which are much better of me and make money FAST.
In poker you can't make money fast if you are total beginer, unless you are luckier then smarter.

And remember...never play poker ONLY to make money,enjoy the game or greed willl prevail.

OMG

Limp/3bet/Stack off with 34o... how did that one work out for u? ROFLCOPTER!

Originally posted by AlCaTrAzzALZ
http://www.pokertableratings.com/fulltilt-player-search/Umburgiz

lol

That's a straight line! ♠_mad:

Originally posted by AlCaTrAzzALZ
http://www.pokertableratings.com/fulltilt-player-search/Umburgiz

lol

omg lol

He's just gone. Oh well, other fish will come.

Oh man ... i just have to say that this post really brightened my day and i nearly wet myself. keep up the good work and gamble one for me x x x x x x

Oi dickheads, if am such a terrible player, why did i tripled my starting capital on Titan poker? ♦ From 14euros to 44 in no time, oh i guess im just that bad.. Get on my level

Originally posted by Umburgis
Oi dickheads, if am such a terrible player, why did i tripled my starting capital on Titan poker? ♦ From 14euros to 44 in no time, oh i guess im just that bad.. Get on my level

a winning player is not necessarily a good player... but good luck anyways with your 44 EUR at 50NL

Originally posted by Umburgis
Oi dickheads, if am such a terrible player, why did i tripled my starting capital on Titan poker? ♦ From 14euros to 44 in no time, oh i guess im just that bad.. Get on my level

Are you familiar with the term variance?

first he does everything opposite this site than write that joke here and than get mad when he got mocked.

♦ ♦ ♦

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and tells everyone else that he won at other sides

Originally posted by PaTaPaTaPoNn
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and tells everyone else that he won at other sides

I made a nice bit of change on stars and full tilt...

However, i am up literally millions on dreamworldfantasypokersuperstar.com

Originally posted by BOBOsvk
but maybe we are having those 20$ however you have 0$

Lose little but win big.

You shouldn't really have lost your starting capital so quickly.

Wow players like you make my day happier at the tables.Please more like you I'd like to meet everyday ♦

Let's keep an eye on his progress on Titan Poker.

PTR iPoker Umburgis

I love this thread...

Reminds me of a friend though...

He got his capital, busted 2 days in(initially winning) on NL50.
Got a second capital, on PP, busted that 2 days in, after initially winning, on NL25