[Closed] bad beats :D

♦ I can't beat that! ♦

Holy cow! Where did you get these hands? I can really imagine how Mike Matusow ditched his computer ♦

I've one hand for you, which I played a few weeks ago:

0.50/1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.8 by www.pokerstrategy.cc.

Preflop: Hero is CO with 4♣, 4♥
2 folds, Hero raises to $4.00, 2 folds, BB calls $3.00.

Flop: ($8.50) Q♣, J♠, 4♠ (2 players)
BB bets $4, Hero raises to $16.00, BB calls $12.00.

Turn: ($40.50) J♦ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $30, BB calls $30.00.

River: ($100.50) Q♥ (2 players)
BB bets $110.46 (All-In), Hero folds.

Final Pot: $210.96

Who wouldn't fold a full house here?

I'll post mine that I just experienced...all on ONE table and all in a matter of half an hour or so. After the third hand I left the table cause it obviosuly didn't like me ♦

0.05/0.10 No-Limit Hold'em (10 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.8 by www.pokerstrategy.cc.

Preflop: Hero is SB with A♣, K♦. CO posts a blind of $0.10.
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $0.40, 4 folds, CO calls $0.30, BU folds, Hero raises to $1.70, BB folds, UTG+1 raises to $3.00, CO folds, Hero raises to $2.08 (All-In).

Flop: ($5.58) 6♣, 3♠, Q♣
Turn: ($5.58) 9♠
River: ($5.58) 8♥

Final Pot: $5.58

Results follow (highlight to see):
UTG+1 shows [ Qs, Kc ] a pair of Queens
Hero shows [ Ac, Kd ] high card Ace
UTG+1 wins $0.92 USD with a pair of Queens.
UTG+1 wins $4.43 USD with a pair of Queens.

0.05/0.10 No-Limit Hold'em (10 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.8 by www.pokerstrategy.cc.

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with J♥, J♣
UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.40, UTG+2 raises to $0.80, 5 folds, SB raises to $1.00 (All-In), BB folds, Hero calls $0.60, UTG+2 calls $0.20.

Flop: ($3.10) J♦, 2♠, Q♦ (2 players)
Hero bets $0.90 (All-In), UTG+2 calls $0.90.

Turn: ($4.90) T♦
River: ($4.90) A♦

Final Pot: $4.90

Results follow (highlight to see):
UTG+2 shows [ Ah, Kd ] Royal Flush
SB shows [ 9c, 9h ] a pair of Nines
Hero shows [ Jh, Jc ] three of a kind, Jacks
UTG+2 wins $1.71 USD with a royal flush.
UTG+2 wins $2.95 USD with a royal flush.

0.05/0.10 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.8 by www.pokerstrategy.cc.

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with K♠, K♦
Hero raises to $0.40, 2 folds, MP3 calls $0.40, 4 folds.

Flop: ($0.95) 7♠, 9♦, 8♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $0.60, MP3 raises to $1.60, Hero raises to $1.60 (All-In).

Turn: ($4.15) 8♣
River: ($4.15) 2♥

Final Pot: $4.15

Results follow (highlight to see):
MP3 shows [ Jh, Ts ] a straight Seven to Jack
Hero shows [ Ks, Kd ] two pairs, Kings and Eights
MP3 wins $3.95 USD with a straight, Seven to Jack.

Lost AK to QJ
then JJ to AK after hitting my set on the flop ;-)
then lost KK to JT...

it's not just the losing but the fact that these players call and raise with these hands hehe

AAAA vs royal flush looked brutal!

where can i get that PP skin tho that looks sexy!

I believe it's rednines and not partypoker, try the Pokerstrategy skins for Partypoker ♦

na its party poker dude!

for the quad A's vs Royal flush, at the flop... ROFL.

Results:
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Ac 2d Ah
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
As Ad 989 99.90 1 0.10 0 0.00 0.999
Qh Jh 1 0.10 989 99.90 0 0.00 0.001

and i must say, that's what happens if you minraise/limp-in with AA, happened to me just before too

Im gona beat you all:

SB with 6 7 with 5 limpers. Im gona limp as well.

Flop
3 ♠ 4 ♠ 5 ♥

I bet out get re-raise + an all-in after that. I go all-in as well. ( I have the nuts baby!!)

1 fold, 1 opponent left and he shows A ♣) 2 ♠ for the low end of the straight

Turn Q ♠
River T ♠

2-high flush!!!

This was a 200$ pot on my last acct before I joined PS. After that I lost 200 more with 2 set over sets in 30 mins. Then I quit and cashed out what I had left

Originally posted by rrwillem
Im gona beat you all:

SB with 6 7 with 5 limpers. Im gona limp as well.

Flop
3 ♠ 4 ♠ 5 ♥

I bet out get re-raise + an all-in after that. I go all-in as well. ( I have the nuts baby!!)

1 fold, 1 opponent left and he shows A ♣) 2 ♠ for the low end of the straight

Turn Q ♠
River T ♠

2-high flush!!!

This was a 200$ pot on my last acct before I joined PS. After that I lost 200 more with 2 set over sets in 30 mins. Then I quit and cashed out what I had left

Equilator result: You were "only" 95-5 favorite

Damned, then I guess Im just a whiny lil bitch. That 4-of-a-kind wasnt any of our players was it though, right?

grml today i couldn´t find any good 2/4sh tables so i decided to play a 1/2 fr table to relax a bit ♦
yeah right. relax my ass...

Prima Network 1.00/2.00 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with K[:club:], K[:heart:].
UTG calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 4 folds, Button 3-bets, 2 folds, UTG calls, Hero caps, Button calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (13.50 SB) T[:club:], 3[:club:], 2[:heart:] (3 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, Button folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (8.75 BB) 7[:heart:] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG calls.

River: (10.75 BB) 9[:diamond:] (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12.75 BB

Results in white below:
UTG has Jh 8s (straight, jack high).
Hero has Kc Kh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins 12.75 BB.

well i´m used to that they are calling their backdoors all the way but why do they donk them in a capped 3 way pot ?

Prima Network 2.00/4.00 Hold'em (6 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP with J♥, A♥.
1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, Button 3-bets, SB calls, 1 fold, Hero calls.

Flop: (10 SB) A♦, 8♥, T♥ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button bets, SB calls, Hero raises, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (8 BB) 5♦ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button folds, SB calls.

River: (10 BB) 9♠ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets. SB calls.

Final Pot: 11 BB

Results in white below:
SB has 5c 9c (two pair, nines and fives).
Hero has Jh Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 10 BB. SB wins 1 BB.

one of my worst i guess... not in terms of equity on the flop but in terms of "wtf are you doing idiot ?"