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Gerv
Joined: 07.05.2008

hahaha

This one is better

Or PSV"s own: OLaaaaaaaa Toivonen , everyone else hates him but we love him
He says ''I am very smart in these situations''
Talkshow about football:

haha watch the youtube embedded first (for non dutchies 1:10 is interesting)


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Lol soccer


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Originally posted by Gerv

Also i might hit one of these Dutch beaches if the weather improves, currently it sucks but whatever jsut variance

fml holland chicks ftw?? :f_biggrin:


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Gerv
Joined: 07.05.2008

Hmmm I am currently not happy how my stakes go. 2 of them probably has ran away of which one I was quite shocked. Staking is a matter of trust and once again I had several good experiences with them but primarily because I already had a good relationship with them.

The only thing I can do is create a google number #1 hit with their full name so employees googling them (happens often nowadays to search for background information) will see them relating to ''thief'' or ''scam''. 2+2 seem to be very effective with this so I will take a look

I also have their IDs so I am sure I can do something karma-wise. Well I also helped them out so it was more of a coaching/staking deal which is far more effective than normal staking. It still doesn't explain why people run off suddenly.

I still expect to get some sort of communication going but I think it is worth mentioning scammers to any staking site and Google/Bing to get them karma'ed for life.

Life sometimes sucks just like the Volcano Ash:
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/volcano/public/natlantic.html#D4

I want to travel to Copenhagen from Amsterdam, guess I have to go by train :f_cry:


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U can also track em down, its easy on the internet :) Internet is a fun place

But deffo. at least "make em visible" on internet as scammers.
Jsut curious, werent they from RO?


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TwiceT
Joined: 15.07.2007

Originally posted by THESHade
Jsut curious, werent they from RO?

:f_biggrin: +1

tell psvip their nicknames. and make them public in your blog. we gonna tell everybody ;)


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Gerv
Joined: 07.05.2008

Yeah I already posted one in Public wall of shame and 2+2

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=26755524&postcount=1112

I googled post 1111's scammer name and voila first page hit 5, HiFIVE

No one is from Poland and the other one is from Canada/Japan :f_biggrin:


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Gerv
Joined: 07.05.2008

Originally posted by THESHade
U can also track em down, its easy on the internet :) Internet is a fun place

But deffo. at least "make em visible" on internet as scammers.
Jsut curious, werent they from RO?

Ok I have an IP from the other guy, what do I do now MSDOS attack ftw?


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Gerv
Joined: 07.05.2008

What do you guys think?

Gervinho has been related with Newcastle, Liverpool & Arsenal (Main contender) and according to Sky Sports
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12876_6952929,00.html

He wants to play in CL but I am not sure if Arsenal is the right team for him. Ofcourse if Eden Hazard comes along (Arsenal wants him too obvious because that kid is a super Attacking Midfielder esp. with Gervinho ) then it might be a bit more bearable for him.

I mean RvPersie is solid but not quick, Fabregas is traditional Spanish MF. Nasri is going to be interesting if partnering up with Gervinho

I don't think Gerv will join Liverpool because they already have purchased 2 strikers (Suarez and this other guy for 30mill from Newcastle)

And Gerv doesn't go to NEwcastle because he wants to play in CL and own Real Madrid, Barca, Inter and Ajax Sucksterdam :f_p:


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tcs35
Joined: 31.01.2009

Originally posted by Gerv

Originally posted by THESHade
U can also track em down, its easy on the internet :) Internet is a fun place

But deffo. at least "make em visible" on internet as scammers.
Jsut curious, werent they from RO?

Ok I have an IP from the other guy, what do I do now MSDOS attack ftw?

do you mean a DoS attack?


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tcs35
Joined: 31.01.2009

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Flopper8
Joined: 26.01.2008

How was Scotland Mr Gerv?
Any stories from your trip?


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Gerv
Joined: 07.05.2008

Originally posted by Flopper8
How was Scotland Mr Gerv?
Any stories from your trip?

I didn't go sir, there were some terms & conditions I disliked unfortunately. I analyzed the situation and choose for maxEV :P. In other words: I am going another date/time with much much more enthusiasm.

I can tell you a story of my trip to Holland I am currently residing at if you want ? :)

Toby, I added u


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Flopper8
Joined: 26.01.2008

Terms + Conditions = no weeed available for max value flafloating :P

Yeh go for it Im all ears (added me where/what/who/wha..)

Oh, misread that bit, sry


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Originally posted by TobyCS
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Lulz


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Gerv
Joined: 07.05.2008

Originally posted by Flopper8
Terms + Conditions = no weeed available for max value flafloating :P

Yeh go for it Im all ears (added me where/what/who/wha..)

Hehe Ok sure just 1 story before I go to bed for another study grinding day about how to create Ponzi's Schemes etc.

Plays Buffalo Soldier - Bob Marley :] and lits up something..

Now this story is not about the drug weed or marijhuana. Sorry Folks

This story is about liquid. No not liquidity but a liquid. It looks like water, smells like something else. Ye our good ol'\/odka!

This fella - and at the same time best cousin in my familia - decided to return to Gervland in Netherlands. He told me to buy some meat and a BBQ because man o man it was like 21 degrees, sun was shining and the (blonde) girls (like Arantxa Rus picsssssss

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) were in their shortpants cycling or jogging outside. Sweeet

Now we also have a rendez vous with a couple of friends. Some I didn't saw for over a year so there were fun conversations about how are you and bladieblabla including ''Still playing pokers''. I learned them 1 term: valuebet but still they threebarrel bluff a la TripleBarrel Range Merge like a true rakeback pro :f_cool:

Now I don't want to write a novel but I just write on the go without spelling & grammer check. Those days are over! >;]

So we fried some beef, some chicken, some hamburgers. We didn't had to fry the girls because they were deliciously tanned already :f_love:

With some good old beer ( Schultenbrau ) but OK it is the best cheapest beer in the Country

So ehrm ofcourse I am prepared. I mean I always plan. It's the best thing one can do if you are Young. So what I did is buying:
* Eristoff 1litre
* 5 Energy drinks a 250ML
* 1.5l of Dutch Dubbelfrisssssss
* Cranberry

This Dubbelfriss, man if you are in Holland please import it to your home. You want to get Drunk but you cannot drink much without you know puking? BUY that shit. You can mix 50/50 with the vodka and BAM you don't even taste any alcohol, I'm serious. I drink 6 of those longdrink glasses and BAM I feel like a SSSuperhero

Now we drink and drink and have so much fun! Thing was: Gervinho didn't drank for 2 weeks and suddenly get's this alcohol Influx. But still he was resisting so at 12 we went on our bike (copyright Tony G) to the Centre: It is Clubbing time.

So we parked our bicycles, went to the club and bam Gervinho was so smart to buy another Smirnoff Vodka bottle in the club, no problemo. Girls were loving it and the guys were flabbergasted because they are typical students: Poor but enjoying life.

And from there the night went quick, some waka-waka here, some disco pogo there. Also some Danza Kuduro:
*Warning* Latina Alert

Now everyone have read that I Teleported the f* out of the club. The only problem was that I forgot to hold the girl's hand :f_mad:

I didn't remembered anything the next day and my buddy had to tell me what happened. First I could cycle back home but I said to him ''Fuck it, I get that girl anyway Gervinho style''. Also I asked him ''Where is this after party dude like in Vienna '' muahaha

I managed to cycle for a couple of metres before falling off my bicycle (like 3rd time I fell off lifetime!!!) but I was like overconfident it was no problem so I got back on the bicycle but I managed to cycle only 3 metres and then BAM I crashed on the ground again.

Well anyhow I was proud I didn't hit any cars or broke my bike (only the front tire has some problems lol) but I wasn't proud of my hit & run technique I learned from SSS'ing.. pff I should just be valuebetting till the River with the girl I was blegh

Now I have until Monday to Perform like Soulja Boy :f_cool: It's gonna be cool

Hoped you liked it as the way I liked last weekend

Cliffs: Gervinho had a chica during BBQ party with beer & vodka. Due his Cousin \/odka he got lost with the girl and teleported his way home :]

Wall of Text Saverrr (Big picture in spoiler)

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Flopper8
Joined: 26.01.2008

heheheh

bruised n battered but ego still intact i hope...

try teleporting when the hangover kick in, works for me :P


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Gerv
Joined: 07.05.2008

Dear Matt, I am sure you are reading this. Sending some money back is a good sign that we can communicate again. The other thing I was expecting was an email from you yet I didn't received any

I have got all the details for you ready to post, you still owe me a substantial amount. And you know the other staker who ran away already has been exposed.

So you know what to do sir ;) Looking forward to a sign of life other than PTR activity on your Stars account or your IP address


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Gerv
Joined: 07.05.2008

My last weekend in Holland. Time for some parteeeeeeeeeeeeeh especially when my friend is celebrating his birthday:

Digital Punkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Or search for teh Arty remix


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Gerv
Joined: 07.05.2008

I'm ready for my exam in a hour despite having the honour of hearing hardcore music from my neighbours and a hate text from my other neighbour (we hate each other , it's so priceless )

I am confident in this exam because I had access to all London School of Economics study papers about this MacroEconomics subject. Unfortunately it is NOT going to be about Ponzi Scheme's like this http://www.investopedia.com/video/play/What-Is-A-Ponzi-Scheme :(

Anyways I'm rocking down the beat with House & Dance Music, I guess I will pick up a temporary hobby while doing my exams: making (dirty dutch) music


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