Originally posted by Flopper8
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Yeh go for it Im all ears (added me where/what/who/wha..)
Hehe Ok sure just 1 story before I go to bed for another study grinding day about how to create Ponzi's Schemes etc. ♦
Plays Buffalo Soldier - Bob Marley
and lits up something..
Now this story is not about the drug weed or marijhuana. Sorry Folks
This story is about liquid. No not liquidity but a liquid. It looks like water, smells like something else. Ye our good ol'\/odka!
This fella - and at the same time best cousin in my familia - decided to return to Gervland in Netherlands. He told me to buy some meat and a BBQ because man o man it was like 21 degrees, sun was shining and the (blonde) girls (like Arantxa Rus picsssssss
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) were in their shortpants cycling or jogging outside. Sweeet
Now we also have a rendez vous with a couple of friends. Some I didn't saw for over a year so there were fun conversations about how are you and bladieblabla including ''Still playing pokers''. I learned them 1 term: valuebet but still they threebarrel bluff a la TripleBarrel Range Merge like a true rakeback pro
Now I don't want to write a novel but I just write on the go without spelling & grammer check. Those days are over! >;]
So we fried some beef, some chicken, some hamburgers. We didn't had to fry the girls because they were deliciously tanned already 
With some good old beer ( Schultenbrau ) but OK it is the best cheapest beer in the Country
So ehrm ofcourse I am prepared. I mean I always plan. It's the best thing one can do if you are Young. So what I did is buying:
* Eristoff 1litre
* 5 Energy drinks a 250ML
* 1.5l of Dutch Dubbelfrisssssss 
* Cranberry ♥
This Dubbelfriss, man if you are in Holland please import it to your home. You want to get Drunk but you cannot drink much without you know puking? BUY that shit. You can mix 50/50 with the vodka and BAM you don't even taste any alcohol, I'm serious. I drink 6 of those longdrink glasses and BAM I feel like a SSSuperhero
Now we drink and drink and have so much fun! Thing was: Gervinho didn't drank for 2 weeks and suddenly get's this alcohol Influx. But still he was resisting so at 12 we went on our bike (copyright Tony G) to the Centre: It is Clubbing time.
So we parked our bicycles, went to the club and bam Gervinho was so smart to buy another Smirnoff Vodka bottle in the club, no problemo. Girls were loving it and the guys were flabbergasted because they are typical students: Poor but enjoying life.
And from there the night went quick, some waka-waka here, some disco pogo there. Also some Danza Kuduro:
*Warning* Latina Alert ♦
Now everyone have read that I Teleported the f* out of the club. The only problem was that I forgot to hold the girl's hand 
I didn't remembered anything the next day and my buddy had to tell me what happened. First I could cycle back home but I said to him ''Fuck it, I get that girl anyway Gervinho style''. Also I asked him ''Where is this after party dude like in Vienna ♦'' muahaha
I managed to cycle for a couple of metres before falling off my bicycle (like 3rd time I fell off lifetime!!!) but I was like overconfident it was no problem so I got back on the bicycle but I managed to cycle only 3 metres and then BAM I crashed on the ground again.
Well anyhow I was proud I didn't hit any cars or broke my bike (only the front tire has some problems lol) but I wasn't proud of my hit & run technique I learned from SSS'ing.. pff I should just be valuebetting till the River with the girl I was blegh
Now I have until Monday to Perform like Soulja Boy
It's gonna be cool
Hoped you liked it as the way I liked last weekend ♦
Cliffs: Gervinho had a chica during BBQ party with beer & vodka. Due his Cousin \/odka he got lost with the girl and teleported his way home ![:] :]](https://www.pokerstrategy.com/_forum-runtime/wp-content/uploads/wpforo/emoticons/pokerstrategy-legacy/basics/pleased.gif)
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