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I didn't get the moral

Originally posted by purple16
I didn't get the moral

probably that some jokes dont make any sense?

btw, i like your name ♦

The moral was that Daddy paid those hands.

Originally posted by ZeroDegrees
The moral was that Daddy paid those hands.

Still don't get it...

Man, daddy plays bad against monsters, he bluffs against them, shoves, caps, ships it,... and since he's not playing tonight those hands win less.

Does these reactions affect my pay check for my comic! shows?

lol, I actually did understand what you meant. But I don't find it funny, so I don't get it, why you posted it.

since we don't get ZeroDegrees joke, can anybody else post a joke we do understand? ♦

OK, how about this one...

A man goes to a restaurant in NY. He orders one doubble scotch with a twist of milk and drinks it in one shot. Then he jams his head in the bar disk three times, shouts "Yabadabadoo" and jumps out the window, 13:th floor. To everybody's surprise he comes into the restaurant again after 5 minutes and the whole scenario repeats. When he comes to the bar disk the third time the man next to him asks how he could survive. He tells the man that if you drink a doubble scotch with a twist of milk in one shot, jams your head three times in the disk and then shout Yabadabadoo, you'll get the ability to fly for the next few minutes. Happy and amazed at this sofar to him unknown phenomena the man do the procedure and jumps out the window, upon the bartender says: "Man, you're mean when you drink Superman".

PS Glad you like the name Purple!

wooot?!

Knock Knock

who's there?

Originally posted by purplefizz

Originally posted by purple16
I didn't get the moral

probably that some jokes dont make any sense?

btw, i like your name ♦

Maybe, it is me I don't understand due to my bad English, since again didn't get last one either

Yes, our nicknames are similar

Originally posted by purple16

Originally posted by purplefizz

Originally posted by purple16
I didn't get the moral

probably that some jokes dont make any sense?

btw, i like your name ♦

Maybe, it is me I don't understand due to my bad English, since again didn't get last one either

Yes, our nicknames are similar

First joke did not make sense at all don't worry even after the explaination ♦. The second one is alright though.

OK, I'll try to understand

A woman with a glass eye was in the bar last night, she was stood close to me and coughed. As she spluttered her eye shot straight at me and I managed to catch it!

She said to me "would you like to come back to my place for sex"

I replied "do you always have sex with guys you have just met?"

"no" she said " only those that catch my eye!!"

♦

Originally posted by MarcPS
who's there?

The KGB

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

That's it people get all the horrible, horrible jokes out of the system now, so you don't polude the rest of the forum with them. Nice initiative ZeroDegrees