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Originally posted by RedHeater
Wow. Cat was more scared of the catcher than the jump I guess. An amazing jump, that (I'm referring to the video sequence above).

she was stuck for 1,5 days already :(

can anybody post something positive please? :( I'm a huge animal lover (as most of you already know prolly) and I don't wanna think of these cats/images in my head all day :(


Originally posted by IngridN

Originally posted by RedHeater
Wow. Cat was more scared of the catcher than the jump I guess. An amazing jump, that (I'm referring to the video sequence above).

she was stuck for 1,5 days already :(

can anybody post something positive please? :( I'm a huge animal lover (as most of you already know prolly) and I don't wanna think of these cats/images in my head all day :(

LOL


RubyWesson
Joined: 15.08.2010

100 foot fall and then ran away fine


Originally posted by furculision

Originally posted by IngridN

Originally posted by RedHeater
Wow. Cat was more scared of the catcher than the jump I guess. An amazing jump, that (I'm referring to the video sequence above).

she was stuck for 1,5 days already :(

can anybody post something positive please? :( I'm a huge animal lover (as most of you already know prolly) and I don't wanna think of these cats/images in my head all day :(

LOL

LOL can't stop laughing thank you!!I vote for number 2 cat with the printer (?) <<-- ridic

and and and the talking cats from 3:50min


Originally posted by IngridN

Originally posted by furculision

Originally posted by IngridN

Originally posted by RedHeater
Wow. Cat was more scared of the catcher than the jump I guess. An amazing jump, that (I'm referring to the video sequence above).

she was stuck for 1,5 days already :(

can anybody post something positive please? :( I'm a huge animal lover (as most of you already know prolly) and I don't wanna think of these cats/images in my head all day :(

LOL

LOL can't stop laughing thank you!!I vote for number 2 cat with the printer (?) <<-- ridic

and and and the talking cats from 3:50min

definetly thinking the same,top: #1 printer cat :) #2 talking cats #3 2:42 or the piano cat,amazing


it seems he said it as more of a joke...people should not take life/poker so seriously, its bad for your health..

on a lighter note im completely sick of some of da bad beats i've been gettin l8ly.... :tongue:


Easy every one I live in a private home and yes it was first floor .

And I'am now Iam an ashole.


Originally posted by ActionJunkiie
Easy every one I live in a private home and yes it was first floor .

And I'am now Iam an ashole.

so the cat is well? =)


Originally posted by ActionJunkiieI was so tilted thats why i trown my fucking cat out of window

Hahahahahaaha you are funny :f_p:


Solidius
Joined: 28.12.2010

Originally posted by IngridN

Originally posted by RedHeater
Wow. Cat was more scared of the catcher than the jump I guess. An amazing jump, that (I'm referring to the video sequence above).

she was stuck for 1,5 days already :(

can anybody post something positive please? :( I'm a huge animal lover (as most of you already know prolly) and I don't wanna think of these cats/images in my head all day :(

Well, if you want to hear something positive... My cat fell from the first floor and i found him (yes, he is a boy :P ) in a corner with just a scratch to his nose. He was okay, but now i am very careful and i don't leave him alone at the balcony. That's why they say that cats have seven lives. Well, throwing your cat out of the window cause you were on tilt.... You should see a doctor....


Well, throwing your cat out of the window cause you were on tilt.... You should see a doctor....

+1

can someone pm this to him asap?


Hei,
Can u let us know where is the cat now and was the cat ok? We don't really want to know the Pokerstars story, because you should know the variance of poker! For sure you are totally tilted because you already know you are running bad and tilted, still going up the limit instead of going down.

Regards
Five


Zuttasoxx
Joined: 17.07.2009

As somebody else said.. Stars is pretty sick in hu sngs. But your poor bankroll management is what resulted into a loss of bankroll.

From what I experienced. You need to have a stop loss strategy in stars. If you are running bad and you are thinking I can beat this opponent and you keep playing. You are sure to lose.


burak220
Joined: 12.08.2008

YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOR THROWING YOUR CAT OUT THE WINDOW, JUST BECAUSE IT CAN'T DEFEND ITSELF DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH IT. I SHOULD COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND THROW YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW AND SEE HOW THAT FEELS HUH? :rage::rage::rage::rage: STOP PLAYING POKER AND GO SEE A THERAPIST OR SOMETHING.... :rage:


Wriggers
Joined: 21.07.2009

Just so everyone knows, the cat will be fine They can survive their own terminal velocity (I guess that might change if it was a very fat cat :f_biggrin:) so as long as they have time to adjust their body so as to land on their feet, they can theoretically survive a fall from any height.

However, this does not change the fact that you are a dickhead for throwing your cat out of a window.


but howwwwwwwwwws the cat?! :(

any news?


fruktpuff
Joined: 24.09.2010

My cat flew out from our third floor balcony once, he was running up to it and jumping onto the railing(as he did on occasion) and it had been raining and he slipped. He was fine after.

So they can take quite a fall, if they land proper.


[Edited by fruktpuff]


burak220
Joined: 12.08.2008

..Shortly after, The cat brought his friends and kicked his ass. :]


pogodon
Joined: 23.07.2010

this is why children dont play poker me on the other hand just smashed a 5 figure live boy :)